Chapter 303 Please Stop Showing Off

Pu Tong was in a complicated mood.

Today's experience can be described as wonderful. What made him more excited than singing two songs at once was that he was no longer single...

It was the first time he confessed his love, the first time he had a girlfriend, and the other party was still a little star, a rich girl, and then he hugged her for the first time.

It was a bit embarrassing to say that after living for decades, this was the first time he hugged a girl.

This feeling is really strange. From a physical perspective, hugging a person is not as comfortable as hugging a plush toy, and sometimes it is even a bit uncomfortable, but psychologically, the atmosphere is definitely unique...

At least for Pu Tong himself, he likes hugging more than kissing.

Kissing, after all, is just the touch of the skin on the lips, and the friction generates subtle bioelectricity. The exchanged saliva is mixed with the exfoliated cells of the upper mouth, biological enzymes and food residues.

But hugging is different. When two people hug, they will open their arms. The chest is the softest part of a person, and when hugging, the area of ​​physical contact is much larger than when kissing.

When hugging, you can really experience happiness and security. The other person's heart will be close to your body, and you can feel each other's heartbeat and listen to each other's voice, which makes the two people closer...

Pu Tong went upstairs to go home while savoring the hug just now. If possible, he really wanted to hug Yu Wanwan all the time.

But when he thought of this, he felt that his mentality was a bit wretched, and this kind of mentality was not good.

"Fortunately, my mother is not here, otherwise she will definitely ask questions..." Pu Tong muttered to himself. If she knew, she would definitely start to recognize her daughter-in-law, which would be a bit too scary.

When the show is broadcast, my mother will know and she will definitely start to yell; Yu Wanwan's father will probably be furious if he knows.

They will know about this sooner or later, so it's better to be quiet for a while...

There is still some time before the show is broadcast. After all, the eleventh episode has not been broadcast yet, so how can it be the twelfth episode? Before it is made public, they can enjoy an "underground love affair".

Perhaps it was a tacit consensus between the two, and Yu Wanwan also thought so.

"Should I tell your mother later?" Jiang Yun asked her while driving, and then Yu Wanwan decisively chose to refuse.

To be honest, she hadn't thought about how to say it, so it would be better to let them see it in person.

Besides, it seemed quite exciting to do it secretly.

"Okay then!" Jiang Yun sighed, not knowing what to say.

Her identity in the Yu family was too special. She was Yu Zhongheng's secretary, Ji Shutong's friend, and Yu Wanwan's agent. In this case, it was very important who she supported.

Yu Wanwan was in love, and she could take the initiative to tell the secret of such a big thing. Whether from the perspective of a secretary or a friend, it was understandable to do so.

She looked at the little girl smiling silly in the rearview mirror, but she really couldn't have the bad idea of ​​telling the secret behind her back...

Forget it, I'd better help keep it a secret.

"If you two get married, I'll be the chief!" Jiang Yun joked.

"Oh, Aunt Yun, please stop talking bad about me. You are already 40 and still single. You are already an older leftover woman..."

Yu Wanwan was playing with her phone, feeling a little emotional. It should be easy for Jiang Yun to find a partner with her looks and conditions, but why is she still single?

"You little girl, you started to laugh at me after you found a boyfriend, right?"

Jiang Yun didn't expect that she was still single in her 30s, but this guy found a young, handsome, successful and talented boyfriend at the age of 16. Who wouldn't be jealous?

She suddenly felt a little bit broken. She was an old woman and had no place to go, so why were they, the high school students, so anxious?

Yu Wanwan knew she was in the wrong, and she was embarrassed to provoke Jiang Yun again, so she quietly shrank in the back seat and played with her phone.

[Yu Wanwan changed the group name to get rid of singleness but not quit the group]

Lin Yuxi: [? ]

Iori Yukino: [Okay, okay, this is how we play, right! ]

They both understood and agreed to be single together, but whoever was single was embarrassed in the end.

Pu Tong: [Are we home yet? ]

Yu Wan Wan: [Still on the way, almost there, the night breeze is very comfortable, I asked Aunt Yun to drive slower, it's good to get some fresh air. ]

Pu Tong: [Don't catch a cold, be careful of seasonal colds, half the speed is enough, the wind is gentle and not too noisy. ]

Yu Wan Wan: [Got it, you should also pay attention to safety when you are alone at home, don't be lazy when you are hungry, make something to eat yourself. ]

Lin Yuxi: [……]

Iori Yukino: [……]

It started, it finally started, the damn couple finally started a full-scale offensive against the singles, the screen was full of dog food and they were speechless.

Originally, the four of them were talking about their own things, but now two of them are a couple, the situation is instantly different, the love between these two people without paying attention to others can make them cry.

[Iori Yukino banned Pu Tong for 29 days, 23 hours, and 59 minutes]

Iori Yukino: [One day I will ban all lovers in the world.]

“Fuck…”

Pu Tong was lying on the bed chatting, and when he turned around, he found that he was banned by Sakura Girl.

There were only four people in the group, one group owner and two managers, and he was just a humble member, who could be bullied by everyone...

Showing affection is indeed easy to arouse public anger, but a month of ban is a bit too much!

Just when he was confused, he received a message from Yu Wanwan that he was set as an administrator.

Okay, now I can be on equal footing with them.

Pu Tong was about to say something in the group, but found that he was still muted.

Sakura girl muted him before, and even if he became an administrator, he could not refresh this underlying rule.

However, Yu Wanwan didn't seem to understand this very well, and thought that it would be automatically unbanned if he was given the management, so he didn't do the work of unbanning.

Iori Yukino: [Hey, why can't I unban? ]

She was just joking about the 30-day ban, but when she was unbanning, it suddenly prompted that it couldn't be unbanned, which was very confusing.

Because in the chat group, the authority of the administrator and the administrator is equal, and the administrator cannot ban or unban other administrators. If he is still a small group member, of course he can unban him at will, but Iori Yukino, who became an administrator, has insufficient authority.

In the end, Yu Wanwan used the group owner's authority to unban him, and several people were a little confused by the abstract logic of the chat group.

As the biggest victim, Pu Tong didn't think so much, he was thinking about this little logical problem.

Pu Tong: [It is known that group owner > administrator > group member, group owner can ban and unban everyone, and administrator can ban and unban group members. ]

Pu Tong: [If a person was banned before becoming an administrator, can he unban himself after becoming an administrator? ]

Pu Tong: [If the group owner removes the administrator of the banned administrator during the ban period, can other administrators unban the person who was previously an administrator and is now a group member? ]

Pu Tong: [If the administrator bans a group member, and then the group member is transferred to the group owner during the ban period, will the ban of the group owner be automatically lifted? ]

This is really not his random thoughts, after all, many interesting logical problems are in life!

Isn't learning about all aspects?

Iori Yukino: [I beg you, just show your affection...]

Compared to these roundabout ghost questions, showing affection is simply great.

Yu Wanwan: [It feels quite interesting when you put it that way! You are really smart, so can you do it or not...]

Pu Tong: [I am also thinking about it, let's think about it together.]

Iori Yukino: [Kill me!]

Showing affection is fine, but you also have to deal with abstract problems. Dealing with abstract problems is fine, but you also have to show affection while drawing abstracts. Who can stand this?

Lin Yuxi: [You two are really a perfect match!]

Yu Wanwan: [Sorry, sorry, I won't do this again in the future. Let me tell you a story to cheer you up!]

She was also a little embarrassed. If she always chatted with Pu Tong like this, it seemed to be really tormenting for the two of them.

As a friend, of course, you have to take care of their feelings!

Yu Wanwan: [The story about Aunt Yun's singleness until now!]

When she said this, Iori Yukino and Lin Yuxi immediately became interested. Jiang Yun is obviously excellent in all aspects, and it is indeed very curious that she is still single now.

Is there any secret?

Yu Wanwan: [Actually, Aunt Yun is my mother's childhood friend. She grew up with my mother and was as close as sisters. Later, when my parents were dating, she also ate dog food all the time. ]

Iori Yukino: [Like us, it was really miserable to be shown affection. Then what? Then what happened? ]

Finally someone can empathize with them. Who wants to be fed dog food?

Yu Wanwan: [Then she ate dog food for more than ten years and has been single until now. ]

Iori Yukino: [……]

Lin Yuxi: [Wanwan, you are really advanced in insulting others. ]