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Chapter 544: The Official, Please Stay Tuned!

Tang Bohu made great contributions and enjoyed the top service of the two silly young masters in Huafu. At this time, Mrs. Hua came to find Tang Bohu.

Mrs. Hua smiled and said, "Hua An, you have made great contributions. Here is a cup of thousand-year-old ginseng tea. It is very nourishing. Drink it."

Tang Bohu drank the ginseng tea in one gulp.

Then, Mrs. Hua directly exposed Tang Bohu's identity.

Originally, Tang Bohu did not admit it, but Mrs. Hua said that as long as she admitted it, she would marry Qiuxiang to Tang Bohu, so Tang Bohu admitted his identity.

Tang Bohu said seriously: "Yes, I am the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, heroism and chivalry, Tang Bohu."

But when Tang Bohu finished speaking, a group of people from Huafu immediately came in and surrounded Tang Bohu.

Mrs. Hua laughed and said, "Tang Tianhao, you are such an ungrateful man. I couldn't kill you back then, so today I killed your son to vent my hatred."

The audience remembered the other enemy of the Tang family mentioned by Tang's mother before, and it was definitely Mrs. Hua.

Tang Bohu laughed and said, "Don't blame me for being too frank. You want to take my life with these rotten sweet potatoes and stinky bird eggs? Isn't that too much of a joke, madam?"

Mrs. Hua also laughed and said, "I tell you, the cup of ginseng tea you just drank has been poisoned by me with the world's most amazing poison. You will die in one day."

Tang Bohu's hat was so scared that it stood up.

One wave has not settled before another wave rises. The foreshadowing of the enemy buried before has to be filled here.

Tang Bohu's intelligence and wisdom played a role again at this moment.

Tang Bohu laughed and said, "The world's most bizarre poison, how could it be your One Day Death Powder? It should be our Tang family's Hanxiao Banbudian."

Mrs. Hua said, "Nonsense, our One Day Death Powder is made of seven different poisonous insects, plus Crane's Beak Red, extracted for 49 days. It is colorless and tasteless, and kills people without a trace."

Tang Bohu: "Our Hanxiao Banbudian is made of honey, Sichuan Fritillaria, Platycodon, and Tianshan Snow Lotus. It does not need to be refrigerated and has no preservatives. In addition to being highly toxic, it tastes delicious."

When he said the last sentence, Tang Bohu turned his head to look at the camera.

Mrs. Hua also turned her head to look at the camera and said, "People who eat our One Day Death Powder will lose all their martial arts within a day, their meridians will flow backwards, and they will have wild thoughts, which will lead to infatuation, and finally their blood vessels will burst and die."

The two looked at the camera, which was equivalent to looking at the audience on the big screen of the cinema.

The audience was dumbfounded.

Why is there a live broadcast of goods?

Lin Shuo was also stunned.

Are you sick?

How can a poison be introduced as a product?

Tang Bohu continued: "That's right, and friends who have taken Hanxiao Banbudian, as the name suggests, must not walk a step or smile, otherwise their whole body will explode and die. It's really a home trip."

Madam Hua: "Kill to silence the witness."

Tang Bohu and Madam Hua said together: "A must-have medicine."

Intense laughter broke out in the theater, and even the theater door couldn't block the laughter.

This made the customers who were watching other movies passing by a little confused.

They immediately asked the staff of the theater: "What movie is playing here?"

The staff said: "Flirting Scholar."

These passing customers said: "Okay, let's go and watch Flirting Scholar in the afternoon."

A movie that can make everyone laugh so happily must not be a bad movie.

In the theater, Lin Shuo really didn't expect that at the end, Xu Ye could still play tricks on the plot.

In this scene, Wu Yongxia's acting skills are also very good.

The most terrifying thing is that Xu Ye and Wu Yongxia are not inferior to each other in the play.

Lin Shuo put himself in his shoes. If he was on the set, he would probably not be able to pass this scene even if he had to shoot dozens of times, let alone being as comfortable as Xu Ye.

After that, Tang Bohu used a trick to make Mrs. Hua eat Hanxiao Banbudian, and the two of them were tied.

Mrs. Hua ordered Tang Bohu to be locked in the firewood room.

At night, Qiuxiang came to the firewood room to find Tang Bohu.

Qiuxiang's heart was tangled. She liked Tang Bohu, but she couldn't betray the Hua family.

She came here to get the words from Tang Bohu and learned that there was no such poison as Hanxiao Banbudian, which was all made up by Tang Bohu.

When Mrs. Hua learned the truth, Qiuxiang knelt in front of Mrs. Hua.

"Qiuxiang has been with Madam for many years. Madam has been so kind to me that I will never be able to repay her in this life. Qiuxiang is unfilial today, but I beg Madam to spare Tang Bohu's life. Qiuxiang is willing to suffer for Tang Bohu and let Madam deal with her."

The four Xiangs all knelt down to beg Madam Hua.

At this moment, the deadly scholar broke into Hua's house.

The fight between the two was about to break out.

Qiuxiang took advantage of the chaos to immediately go to the woodshed to release Tang Bohu and send him away from Hua's house.

After she told Tang Bohu the whole story, she pushed Tang Bohu out through the back door and closed the door.

Qiuxiang said: "Madam has been so kind to me. No matter what happens, I can't leave her. Hua'an, I love you."

Lin Shuo's expression suddenly became uncomfortable.

He already regretted that he shouldn't have come to watch this movie. He came to watch Xu and Xu show their affection.

In Huafu, Madam Hua was no match for the Fatal Scholar in his prime.

The audience's emotions have been aroused.

"It's time! Tang Bohu is coming!"

At this time, only Tang Bohu can save Huafu.

At this moment, the Fatal Scholar kicked Madam Hua away and stabbed at her with a long sword.

Qiuxiang immediately rushed up and blocked Madam Hua.

Even Lin Shuo's heart became nervous.

Suddenly, a cold light came first, and the tip of the Overlord Spear blocked Qiuxiang, blocking the Fatal Scholar's long sword.

The long spear was dancing, and Tang Bohu fought with the Fatal Scholar with the Overlord Spear.

His clothes have been changed into Tang Bohu's costume in the drama, which is very distinctive.

Mrs. Hua worriedly said: "Be careful, the poison in your body has not been cured yet."

Tang Bohu smiled and said: "Don't worry, I have found the antidote in the training room, and I also took some time to take a shower and change clothes."

This time, the real battle began.

The ultimate showdown between the Tang family's Overlord Spear and the Scholar's Deadly Sword.

The whole fight scene is hearty and exciting.

Xu Ye's fighting scene is naturally impeccable.

However, at the end of this battle, the spear head of the Overlord Spear was still removed by the Deadly Scholar.

The Deadly Scholar stabbed with a sword, and Tang Bohu used a counterattack.

The audience remembered that in the previous memories, Tang Bohu's father also used the same trick, but because there was no spear head, it did not cause any harm to the Deadly Scholar.

You can't kill someone without a spear head.

The Fatal Scholar laughed and said, "Your father is stupid, but you are even more stupid than him. You know there is no gun head, but you still want to stab?"

At this moment, Tang Bohu let go of the hand holding the gun barrel and said proudly, "Who said that you can't stab people to death without a gun head?"

The camera changes.

The gun barrel of the Overlord Gun has already penetrated the body of the Fatal Scholar.

Fatal Scholar, die!

Huafu owed Tang Bohu a favor. Although Mrs. Hua promised to marry Qiuxiang to Tang Bohu, she still obstructed at the final wedding.

However, the last game can be regarded as the theme. This is where Tang Bohu picked Qiuxiang.

After a verbal battle between Tang Bohu and Mrs. Hua, they started to pick Qiuxiang.

Mrs. Hua still blocked in various ways. In the end, she finally picked one, and it was Sister Pomegranate.

Fortunately, in the end, Tang Bohu successfully married Qiuxiang.

Although Xu Ye and Xiao Xu have not married in reality, they got married first in the play.

This scene deeply hurt Lin Shuo's heart.

At the end of the movie, when Tang Bohu was about to kiss Qiuxiang, Qiuxiang stretched out her hand and smiled, "Let's make two fists first."

Tang Bohu was stunned.

Qiuxiang continued, "You don't even know how to do this. You can always do the same thing in Mahjong, Pai Gow, and dice, right?"

Tang Bohu fell to the ground.

This ending left everyone with endless blank space.

The movie ended, the song "Pray to God" sounded, and some behind-the-scenes footage of the filming began to play on the big screen.

What Lin Shuo didn't expect was that no audience member stood up and left.

Everyone was watching the behind-the-scenes footage with relish.

"Not really, let's watch the behind-the-scenes footage too! Isn't there an Easter egg in this movie?"

Lin Shuo didn't want to be the first person to stand up and leave, as it would attract too much attention. It would be embarrassing if he was recognized, so he simply waited with everyone.

The movie ended with Qiuxiang looking back and smiling.

At this moment, the screen went black.

Lin Shuo thought it was over, but he didn't expect an old voice to sound in the theater.

"Officials must be as clean as water and as honest as a mirror. I used to be a corrupt official. I was famous for not getting red envelopes. If you don't get them, I guarantee you'll die."

Then, Xu Ye's voice sounded.

"When I was a child, I wanted to be a good official. When I grew up, I realized that it's not that easy to be a good official."

The old voice sounded again.

"Corrupt officials must be treacherous, and honest officials must be more treacherous. Otherwise, how can they deal with those bad guys?"

"I wrote a word for you to hang on the central hall. This is the word "honesty"."

Xu Ye's voice sounded again.

"No matter how you look at it, it looks like the word "poor."

There are no pictures, only these few lines, which immediately aroused the curiosity of the audience.

These lines are so bold.

At this moment, a line of big words fell on the big screen of the theater.

"The Judge Bao of the Nine-Rank Sesame Officials, Director: Xu Ye. Stay tuned!"

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