Chapter 962 Don't Have Washed Signature Underpants
Ladies and gentlemen, think about it, with this map, you have the capital to climb into my uncle's bed. Is my uncle worth 150,000 yuan? Is your bright and happy future worth only 150,000? Well, you are 200,000, right? ...Okay, you are 250,000? ... 300,000, is there anything higher than 300,000? what? What? 500000? ..."
Shui Yu's mouth kept talking, turning quickly, which made the atmosphere under the altar very lively.
The heaven-level and earth-level guards of the temple kept looking towards Bai Ren, but saw that he was standing still and did not stop, so those guards did not dare to drive away the crazy female fans who were bidding in the audience.
Although those female fans were crazy, they did nothing, they just screamed and bid.
The sound was louder and louder. As soon as someone bids a high price, female fans will burst into piercing screams.
The bride's head was covered with a veil, so she couldn't tell what her face was like at the moment, but one could tell by looking at her slightly trembling body that it was definitely not trembling from laughter, but trembling from anger.
Finally, a distribution map of the Shui family marked with the White Blade bedroom was bought by a beauty at a sky-high price of 500,000 white crystals.
As soon as the map was obtained, several people with the same identity as guards appeared below. They asked the woman to collect a 5 million white crystal card on the spot. machine.
After the beautiful woman bought the map, she raised the map and waved at Bai Ren.
And the strangest thing is, instead of being angry, Bai Ren nodded slightly to the woman.
The eyebrows and corners of Lu Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched at the teahouse.
After smoking, he broke out into a hahahaha laugh again.
Nima!
I have seen weird ones, but I have never seen such weird ones!
This White Blade Cliff is a narcissist! Not only was he not angry when his nephew did such a thing, but he seemed to enjoy it.
Look at the Patriarchs of the Shui family and the Xiao family, they look like they want to kill the waters, but seeing that Bai Jian is enjoying the atmosphere, it is not easy to rush up and use violence against the waters, that aggrieved look , I really don’t want to laugh to death.
"Water! You son of a bitch, you are enough! Don't forget that today is your big day, if you miss the good time, I will never end with you today!"
Old Man Shui was already so angry that he jumped up. The way he was blowing his beard and staring at his eyes, he really wanted to chop his only great-grandson into pieces.
But Mr. Shui is just jumping. Everyone knows that Shui Yu can be so cheating, and even known as "professional cheater for three hundred years", this is definitely inseparable from the old man's pampering.
Just such an unlucky kid who drove the Shui family to a dead end in two or three days, if he really can be hard-hearted, this brat will definitely not grow up to the current level of professional cheating.
Shui Yu shrugged carelessly: "But I can't bear to let so many female fans get hurt! Grandpa, look, they are so thin and weak, but they squeezed to the front, and they are not even afraid of the heavenly guards." Yes. Can we also feel sorry for this lifeless love for uncle? "
Let's talk, Shui Yu pulled out a pair of panties from his wedding clothes with a smile again, opened the bright yellow panties, danced in the air, and shouted: "All beauties, what are these?"
There was a scream of women almost spurting blood from the audience, and then all the beauties answered in unison: "Pants!"
"Hahaha!" Shui Yu was amused by the beauties and said, "Whose obscene pants do you think these are?"
"ah--"
There was a chorus of screams from the audience again, all the beauties blushed and their eyes were full of spring, but they still couldn't stop their almost crazy enthusiasm, and they replied in unison: "Bai-blade-of- Obscene pants!"
"Hahahaha, beauties are so smart!"
This time, Lu Xiaoxiao just took a sip of tea and sprayed it out.
She feels that her self-control is good enough. Although she gossips, she can gossip silently. But today, she was so happy and eye-opening.
It's so strange that Bai Ren's underwear is put in the bag.
Even when they get married, they don't forget to make a big deal. It's no wonder that this water area can spread its business across the country.
"Beauties, what do you think this is?"
Looking at the vigorous signature on the back of the underwear, the fans screamed again and replied in unison: "Bai-blade-signature!"
"You guys are awesome! Guess is right. I won't say much, you see my grandpa is going to kill me, hurry up and start bidding!"
Then the following began a fiery bidding.
There is no low price, a pair of signed obscene pants directly soared from 1,000 white crystals to 50,000 white crystals in an instant.
Old Master Shui was so angry that his legs went limp, and he sat down on the ground.
Because the water was too much, the bride raised her hijab and ran to her grandparents and shouted aggrievedly: "Grandpa, grandma, the water is too much! I won't accept this marriage!"
Xiao Qian never wanted to marry Shui Yu. Because we are relatives after all, even though Shui Yu has a baby face, he is not really ugly, he can even be said to be cute and harmless, but Xiao Qian's psychology casts a shadow on Shui Yu.
Years of accumulation of shadows made her reluctantly agree to this marriage, but Shui Yu suddenly left her aside, making such a move, which instantly changed her from today's protagonist to a passerby. At this moment, Xiao Qian felt extremely aggrieved.
"Brother, why don't you just leave him alone? How long are you going to let him mess around? Is this relationship over or not?"
But seeing that old man Shui was already sitting on the ground with his great-grandson angry, looking helpless, Shui Qingqing, the mistress of Xiao's mother, also knew that her words were meaningless.
If the wedding was canceled at this moment, then the Shui and Xiao families would really become the laughing stock of the world.
Seeing that Shui Bodong has nothing to do with his grandson, Shui Qingqing looks at his nephew Bai Ren again.
It didn't matter, she was so depressed that even Shui Qingqing sat down on the ground.
Knowing that Bai Ren likes personality cult, and also knowing that he is a narcissist in a boring men's show.
But your uncle, your grandnephew is selling your signed underwear! Do you dare to take care of it? roar?
But seeing Bai Ren's face flushed with embarrassment, but as a general with countless masters under him, he stood there motionless at this moment, like an awkward little daughter-in-law, when she was facing the man she liked. Like and shy at the same time.
"Hey, my ancestor, my stomach hurts so much!"