Chapter 644 Am I Handsome? Handsome or Not? !
"Then... can you return all the flowers and plants that you stole from me?"
"Hey, don't push yourself too hard! I only said to return your seeds because you are an old man, lest people say that I bully the old. But you are so ugly, you are not suitable for being cute at all, Don't bargain with me."
Hearing that Lu Xiaoxiao said that she was ugly, the face of the undead patriarch twisted instantly.
"I'm ugly? You say I'm ugly? I'm so handsome and suave and you call me ugly? Hey, hey, do you have any vision? My old man just looks a little old because I haven't combed it, okay?" ? You wait for me, I will go to dress up immediately, I want you to regret what you said!"
After all, the ancestor of the undead flashed away...
Gone!
The corners of Lu Xiaoxiao's eyes twitched wildly, she turned around to look at Bei Gongyu and Ji Mingyue, and saw that their cheeks were also twitching non-stop.
wipe!
What kind of God's story is this?
What about horror?
What about spooky?
What about going back and forth?
None of this matters.
But what about releasing people? Why did you go to dress up while talking?
Do you dare to cheat a little more?
This old man actually wants her to regret what she said?
Regret peat ah regret!
Even if you grow into a fairy sister, you are also a woman with a man!
Lu Xiaoxiao supported her forehead.
I have seen unreliable ones, but I have never seen such unreliable ones!
Time passed minute by minute, and no matter how Lu Xiaoxiao called, cursed or threatened, the ancestor of the undead never appeared again.
Just when Lu Xiaoxiao thought that this cheating bastard had regretted it and was not going to let her go, or thought of other ways to deal with her, the voice of the ancestor of the undead appeared again.
Yes, voices, not people.
"Lu Xiaoxiao."
When the voice appeared again, Lu Xiaoxiao was so moved that she almost cried.
Two hours, dear!
The conversion is equal to four hours, dear!
Even if you are painted as a fairy, it wouldn't take such a long time!
"Where did you go just now? Didn't you agree to release him? Do you want to release him?" Lu Xiaoxiao became a little impatient.
"Didn't you ask me to dress up to look handsome? Didn't I go to organize my image?"
Lu Xiaoxiao: "..."
Hold a big grass!
When did she ask him to dress up again?
When did she say that she would let him dress herself up as a handsome guy?
At this moment, Lu Xiaoxiao finally began to wonder, could this ancestor of the undead be an idiot?
When Lu Xiaoxiao was in a mess, the ancestor of the undead spoke again, and he sighed deeply: "Years—! Life—! It is said that time is a pig-killing knife, and a knife makes people old. Ten thousand It has been five thousand years, and no one alive has ever entered my place, and usually there is no one who talks to me, let alone someone who wants to admire my appearance."
Lu Xiaoxiao: "..." Since when did she want to admire his appearance? Lu Xiaoxiao felt that she was wronged.
etc……
Fifteen thousand years? ? ? ! ! !
According to calculations starting from Wuzong, one level can live an extra 200 years, and the oldest master in Tianyu can only live to 10,000 years old! Those who can surpass the age of 10,000 are only those above the peak of the heavenly level.
However, even if it is above the peak of the heaven level, it is calculated according to the fact that one level can live 200 years longer, but this ancestor of the undead actually said that no one has come in for 15,000 years!
So what level is he?
But after thinking about it, Lu Xiaoxiao felt relieved again. They are undead after all! I am a soul, so I don't exist and can live for a long time.
"Little girl, let me tell you, you have great vision. Really! Just for your vision, I am willing to show you my appearance in Yushu Linfeng."
"..." Look at you-sister!
"Okay, having said so much, let's get to the point!"
Lu Xiaoxiao breathed a sigh of relief. Finally cut to the chase.
Suddenly, a loud shout erupted in Yincao Difu, which startled Lu Xiaoxiao.
It was not someone else who yelled, but the ancestor of the undead.
After shouting loudly, a deep voice sounded in the underworld: "Everyone is looking this way! The ancestor of the dead in Yushu Linfeng is about to show up!"
Excuse me, this is what you mean by cutting into the topic? Could it be that our theme is to let me see your jade tree facing the wind? Fuck you-sister!
Lu Xiaoxiao complained endlessly in her heart, and just when she was about to speak, there was a rumbling sound in the underworld, and something like a chasing light came from nowhere and began to shake back and forth on the thousand-meter tombstone.
"Roar--"
With a loud roar, the ancestor of the undead finally appeared in the center of the tombstone.
The ancestor of the undead, who was covered in black air before, with only his old skin and bones exposed, has now changed into a white scholar to serve him.
A white cloth gown with a sky blue waist belt. On the head, the black hair was tied up high as if it had been waxed, and then wrapped in a blue cloth turban.
Holding a white fan with a sky-blue watercolor on it...
At this time, the ancestor of the undead has recovered his youthful appearance. Although he is no longer the ghost he was before, he is born with a bad embryo, thin and ugly.
However, he felt that he was handsome, upright, and unrestrained, so he smiled slightly at the void on Lu Xiaoxiao's side, and nodded slightly.
ah poof—
Lu Xiaoxiao and her little friends were stunned, and after a long time, they sprayed it directly.
"Lu Xiaoxiao, how are you? Am I handsome?"
Lu Xiaoxiao's cheeks couldn't help twitching wildly, it took a long time to find her voice, she nodded and said, "Handsome, so handsome!"
The eyes of the ancestor of the undead lit up: "That's right! I'll just say I'm handsome! But when I was young, the idiots around me all said I was ugly! Do you think their eyes were covered in shit?"
"Ahem... yes!"
"Hahahaha, little girl, you are very good! You are very discerning!" the ancestor of the undead praised without hesitation.
"That...you have already shown your handsomeness, now go and find my little friends."
"..." Facing Lu Xiaoxiao's words, the ancestor of the undead did not answer her.
"Hey, don't you regret it?" Lu Xiaoxiao asked.
"Huh? How do you know that I've repented?" The ancestor of the undead was extremely surprised.
"Fuck! Did you make a mistake? I promised my sister, and my sister has seen your appearance, why don't you let me go?"
"Ahem... that..." The Undead Patriarch carefully picked up the folding fan in his hand, and said, "Lu Xiaoxiao, I think you and I are actually quite compatible. You see, my underworld is also a good place, How about you stay and chat with me?"
Lying - trough!
Facing this unreliable ancestor of the undead, Lu Xiaoxiao already uttered a lot of foul language.
But this, she really has to explode!