One Thousand Two Hundred and Fifty-Three Mountain and Tsunami

In each episode of The Norton Show, after Graham Norton officially takes the stage, there is a reserved session, combining recent current events and hot spots, to make complaints. Of course, this is a common part of British and American late-night talk shows; however, compared to the United States, the British jokes are more exciting.

Like the first episode tonight.

Tonight I'm really too excited to meet the audience again after a long absence, like a century, that my excitement can't calm down now, like keithvaz's wife Happy not at home.

Keith Watts, a British MP, was recently revealed by The Sun to hire a prostitute while his wife was not at home, and the other party was a man.

Amidst the hilarious laughter in the audience, Graham looked excited, clasped his hands together, and put on a gesture of a teenage girl's heart. He continued, "I'm really excited." After that, he rubbed his hands lightly, without needing too many words, the expression was enough to make people think, and the laughter and applause of the audience could not stop at all.

From politics to entertainment, from sports to society, all kinds of news can be used as material for ridicule and complaints, which has also made the popularity index of British talk shows soar. The last paragraph of the opening today is also full of explosive points.

Finally, royal news about pippamidd1etyin that worries us.

Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Middleton and the current princess.

Since her sister joined the royal family, Pippa's negative news has repeatedly made headlines in the newspapers, and has been compared with her sister in all aspects. Some people even use negative words such as laughing stock to describe Pippa. In the UK, the attention of the royal family news And attention, this is evident.

Graham gasped exaggeratedly. She recently received special protection for her personal privacy, after those indescribable private photos were leaked, you know. Nowadays, the privacy treasured by mobile phones and computers is gradually exposed, and there are countless things that have to be said about photos. This time it is Pippa Middleton's turn.

Amid the laughter, Graham made a mouth zipper motion to say he couldn't talk more, then added, but if you're curious, the photos are already widely circulated.

Just when everyone thought that this sentence was ordinary, and there was no explosion at all, a picture appeared on the big screen:

Above the picture, Prince Charles, Prince William and Prince Harry are sitting side by side. Prince Charles in the center is holding a mobile phone in his hand and is checking the screen of the mobile phone, while Prince William and Prince Harry on both sides are pointing fingers. Father explained.

In an instant, the applause and laughter of the audience were like a tsunami. Not only because the accompanying pictures are really too meaningful, but also because the leaked photos this time contain a large number of family photos of Prince William. After the extension, things can be thought out immediately.

You never know how much we can have. Graham added, which also caused the laughter to rumble like thunder. In just three minutes, Graham once again showed an important reason why everyone likes the Norton Show, and then he cut in. The above is the current political news today. Next, I will introduce today's guests.

Later, the familiar Robbie Williams (ryibbiei11iams) will be on the stage, and he will perform live on his latest single, the one he sang at the Brit Awards not long ago.

But first, he debuted as a world-famous child star, then broke the shackles and became a well-recognized actor on stage and on the movie screen, and he is our good friend: Daniel Radcliffe!

Graham quickly stepped forward and gave Daniel a hug,

Daniel was welcomed to take a seat on the red sandy sand in the center of the stage.

The audience responded with warm applause, and Harry Potter grew up with countless people; similarly, in turn, the audience also witnessed Daniel growing from an eleven-year-old child to a twenty-year-old boy. irreplaceable memories. Of course, for Daniel's acting career, it is both motivation and pressure.

Secondly, he is now Britain's most popular young singer, and he re-interprets people's perception of Yorkshire. Inadvertently, I complained about Yorkshire.

More importantly, he once again brought new vitality to folk songs. This young man, who just celebrated his 22nd birthday not long ago, is about to start a new world tour this year, he is Ed Sheeran!

The cheers were even more enthusiastic than Daniel's. You could clearly feel the current British pursuit and support for Ed, and then you could see Ed stepped onto the stage slightly restrained and clumsy, with a shy face on his face. With a smile, he greeted Graham's embrace in a panic, and his helpless appearance caused a whistle on the scene.

Next.

Graham came to the front of the stage, and I needed a little space and time to introduce this guest. He is the youngest Oscar winner in film history, and his 'Crazy Love' is still my personal favorite love movie. Yes, I know, and I just agreed.

Halfway through the introduction, the scene began to stir uncontrollably, and seemed to be cheering for the madness of love. Graham tactfully glanced at the audience, expressed his views in agreement, resolved the crisis, and then continued his introduction. word.

Also, he successfully won a Grammy, played the ice bucket challenge and re-interpreted 'Les Miserables', he was the sexiest man in the world in 2012, and he was the dream of countless people - including myself, He used his practical actions to give new meaning to performance and music. Yes, I know, he hasn't even appeared, the scene is already so hot

The excitement at the scene could no longer be suppressed. Graham's speaking rhythm was getting faster and faster, and he raised his right hand as if he was a gun, raising the mood of all the audience.

Let's welcome - Grammy winner, Emmy winner, Oscar winner, British Academy winner, Best Actor in Berlin, and our newest Oliver winner, Renly Hall!

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

A wave of shouting like a tsunami burst out in an instant, and the entire studio began to tremble again. The audience all stood up in unison, even Daniel and Ed were no exception. Applause, scream, roar, roar, roar, mighty The earth-shattering hurricane was swirling and swirling in his ears, and was rudely tearing all reason to shreds.

After waiting and waiting, repressed and repressed, it is finally time for complete release.

The most exaggerated thing is that even the photographers at the scene stood up. Because the camera was mounted on a tripod and operated automatically, they vacated their hands and gave up their positions. They whistled and encouraged their hands to join in. in this unparalleled carnival.

Behind the crystal curtain, Renly appeared.

A pale pink shirt with a navy blue suit, with a short curly hair combed upwards, revealing a handsome face completely, the shallow smile at the corner of his mouth is humble and polite, and he gently chins politely, saying hello all the way to the stage, The light footsteps seemed to gather the eyes of the whole world, and an invisible spotlight shrouded his shoulders like this.

Ahhh!

The screams were out of control for the second time, mixed with crying and shouting, twisted, hoarse and torn, bursting out the powerful energy deep in the heart, sloping out continuously, the magnificent and majestic momentum is enough to make the meteor shower All eclipsed, so much so that the entire studio became a sea of ​​fire.

Graham also had to shake his head again and again, expressing his helplessness and admiration.

Seeing this, Graham raised his hands and made a gesture of adoration, which made Renly laugh immediately. The cheerful and bright smile once again destroyed the defense line of the audience, and the screams had begun to tremble slightly. , it seems that there is no end in sight at all, and it can continue like this forever and ever.

Renly took the initiative to greet him, politely supported Graham, and cast a mocking look, as if to say: Are you serious?

Graham laughed dumbly, patted Renly's arm lightly, and said loudly, of course. See the scene for yourself. The complaining eyes clearly said: Is this my home court? Why does it seem to be your home ground now? This made Renly laugh again.

Turning his head, Graham officially introduced to the audience, guys, this is Renly Hall!

Amid the fiery applause, Renly walked to the side and shook hands with Ed Daniel. Just as he was about to sit down, there was a light tap on his arm, he turned around, and then Seeing the helpless expression on Graham's face, he gestured to the audience and said, "This is your mess and you must clean it up.

Renly raised his eyebrows slightly, and gave Graham a speechless look of contempt. This rant and confrontation between you and I started before the talk show officially started.

But above the action, Ren Li still did not hesitate, raised his hand and pressed down again and again, the voice was transmitted through the microphone, but in the shouting, like a small boat in the stormy sea, it could not be transmitted at all.

However, this was not the first time Renly had dealt with such a situation. He turned his head and motioned for Ed and Daniel to sit down first, then he sat down himself, and finally pressed his palms towards the audience, signaling everyone to take their seats.

It's like a circus.

Under the guidance of the animal trainer, the audience finally sat down for 66 consecutive hours. The applause continued, but the shouting and screaming finally calmed down, and Graham finally found his voice again. ,God! Oh God!

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