Chapter 274 I'm Going to Beat You to Death Again

"This Xie Yanke is also a chicken thief. He deceives the simple boy and wants to induce the bastard to ask him for one thing, so that he can do it easily, and end the matter of the black iron order!"

"It's a pity that he didn't expect that the bastard didn't ask him to do some difficult things like other people, but he didn't ask him at all!"

"This is uncomfortable!"

Everyone looked at the light curtain in the sky with great interest, and had to say that although the bastard has little experience and doesn't understand anything, his words are very interesting.

Not too harmful, but extremely insulting!

for example:

[The dog bastard said: "Good man, you want to eat dates, don't you?"]

【Xie Yanke wondered: "What kind of person?"】

[The dog bastard said: "You are a very good person, so I will call you a very good person."]

【Xie Yanke's face sank, and said: "Who says I'm a good person?"】

[The dog bastard said: "If you're either a good guy or a bad guy, then I'll call you a big bad guy."]

【Xie Yanke said: "I'm not a big bad person either."】

[The dog bastard said: "This is strange, you are neither a good person nor a bad person, ah, yes, you are not a human being!"]

"..."

Daikin Palace.

Hu Sanniang laughed so loudly, she said: "This bastard doesn't know the world, has no contact with outsiders, doesn't understand anything, what he says makes people laugh and laugh, and gives me a headache!"

"Xie Yanke may have a headache!"

Liang Hongyu, Mu Guiying and others all looked at the sky.

[The screen changes, and Xie Yanke, who is about to take the bastard back to Motianya, encounters a strong man from the Changle Gang besieging and killing an old man named Dabei Old Man on the road]

[The dog bastard felt that the old man was a good man, so he stepped forward, but he was slapped twice when he went up]

【If the other party hadn't been afraid of Xie Yanke behind him, he would have killed him long ago. 】

[The skinny and strong man from the Changle gang saw that the bastard wouldn't let go, and said: "Okay, little baby, let me try you, I'll cut you thirty-six times, if you don't move, I'll be convinced .Are you afraid?"]

[The dog bastard said: "You hacked me thirty-six times one after another, I'm naturally afraid."]

【The skinny man said: "It's fine if you're afraid, then let me go quickly."】

[The dog bastard said: "I'm afraid, but I just won't leave."]

[The thin man raised his thumb and said: "Okay, you have a backbone, look at the knife!"]

"ah!"

Countless people exclaimed, sweating for the bastard.

"God!"

Min Rou screamed in pain, her heart rose to her throat, and she shouted with red eyes: "Changle Gang, if something happens to Tian'er, I will never end with you!"

【Fortunately, a swish knife passed over the bastard's head. 】

[The thin man slashed horizontally with the knife, the knife was light and nimble, using all the strength of his wrist, and he used the sword skill to move the knife. Although he didn't know the name of his move, but he saw a heavy ghost-head knife in his hand Then, as lightly as if there was nothing, the blade brushed across the bastard's scalp and cut off a large piece of his hair immediately. 】

【The bastard was actually very tough, he straightened his body, and he didn't even move. 】

[But seeing the light of the knife flickering, it was like a spirit snake swimming away, one knife to the left and one knife to the right, the knife did not leave the top of the bastard's head, the hair fell down one after another, it could be cut thirty-two times. 】

【The skinny screamed, and the ghost knife slashed from top to bottom, and with a chirp, it cut off a piece of the bastard's right sleeve. 】

【Then he cut off a piece of his left sleeve, and then cut off a piece of his left trousers and right trousers in an instant. 】

【The thin man retracted the knife, and the hilt of the knife hit the "Tanzhong Point" on the chest and abdomen of the old man of great compassion. He laughed loudly and said: "Little baby, it's really amazing to have you!"]

"This guy's martial arts are not bad. Using a sword to make a knife, he made thirty-six moves in a continuous circle, and he didn't have a single flaw!"

"But the attack is also fierce. When he closed the move, he hit the dead spot of the old man with the knife handle. The old man will not survive!"

"The dog bastard is able to save his life under such circumstances. It is also luck against the sky. He is worthy of being the son of luck!"

"That's right, if someone who didn't know martial arts went up, he would have been split in half a long time ago!"

"However, the dog bastard is also courageous. In the second half of the journey, although he was so scared that he couldn't move, but at the beginning he stood up and let the opponent's knife strike him, and he didn't move!"

"It's called stupid people have stupid blessings!"

[The skinny man left without wanting to cause trouble after hitting the death spot of the old man of great compassion]

[The dog bastard wants to heal the old man of great compassion, but the old man of great compassion has already run out of fuel, and before he died, he gave him a set of clay figurines containing martial arts! 】

[There is a peerless martial art hidden in these clay figurines]

[But the bastard and Xie Yanke are not clear yet]

[After arriving at Motianya, Xie Yanke saw that the bastard didn't beg him, and he didn't want to spend time with the bastard, so he wanted to kill the bastard]

[But he can't break his promise, he can't hurt the dog bastard, so he teaches the dog bastard martial arts]

[He taught the dog bastard two kinds of extremely yin and extremely yang inner strength, and wanted the dog bastard to go mad and die, so as to prevent future troubles]

"Damn it! This Xie Yanke, who is still a martial arts giant, designed such a simple and simple boy, it's really despicable!"

"However, his trick is definitely effective for ordinary people, but the dog bastard is the child of luck. I bet, the dog bastard must be a blessing in disguise. Not only did he not go crazy, but he practiced a peerless magic skill!"

"That's a must! How else would you call him the Child of Luck?"

...

"My God..."

Min Rou has been crying to the point of tears, the bastard was snatched by Aunt Mei Fang not long after he was born, beat and scolded at every turn, lived in the rivers and lakes when he was a teenager, and survived many times...

"If anything happens to Tian'er, even if you are Xie Yanke, I will not let you go!"

Min Rou tightly held the white sword in her hand, her heart fluttered.

Her martial arts are also pretty good, and she knows exactly how poisonous Xie Yanke's move is.

It can be said that if 10,000 people practice like this, one person can survive.

[When the dog bastard was eighteen or nineteen years old, his meridians collided violently with each other when he was practicing martial arts, and he fell into a coma. At the same time, everyone in the Changle Gang mistook the dog bastard for their leader and took him back to the gang. 】

[Bai Haishi, a medical master in the gang, "starts to make a spring" rescues the dog bastard]

[They know that the "dog bastard" is not the real Shi Potian (Shi Zhongyu), but because he looks exactly like Shi Potian (Shi Zhongyu), they deliberately made the mistake and asked him to replace them in order to resolve the coming disaster for them. The scar on his shoulder was surgically removed while he was unconscious. 】

[Ding Dang regards the bastard as a jade in the stone, and steals Xuanbing Jade Fire Wine every night to give the bastard to drink, to increase his internal strength]

[Later, Zhan Fei took the bastard as Shi Zhongyu, and wanted to assassinate Shi Zhongyu, in order to avenge Shi Zhongyu for seducing his wife]

[His 30-year-old iron sand palm hits the dog bastard's Tanzhong acupoint, and combines the yin and yang forces trained in the eight yin and eight yang meridians in the dog bastard's body. 】

[The internal strength of the dog bastard is strengthened, the bone-chilling cold in the body turns into a piece of coolness, the roasted heat turns into a harmonious yang, and the limbs feel indescribably comfortable]

[After a long while, I don't even feel the coolness and warmth, but my whole body is full of energy, and I can't help but shout. 】

[When you feel refreshed, not only your physical strength is strong, but your brain is also more sensitive, and you can practice pure yin and pure yang internal strength. The strange internal force that has never been seen before is like a vast ocean accumulated in a vast lake upstream. Achieved his supreme internal strength of "unity of yin and yang". 】

"Fuck me! Is this a peerless magic skill?"

"As expected of the son of luck!"

"Scary!"

"Besides, he hasn't practiced the martial arts on the clay figurine that the Great Compassionate Old Man gave him before!"

"After he's practiced, won't he take off yet?"

"Envious Jill turns purple!"

Seeing the dog bastard practiced the supreme internal strength of yin and yang by mistake, everyone was in awe.

They practice hard all their lives, and they may not be able to acquire a good internal skill, let alone practice it.

now.

On the Motian Cliff, Xie Yanke was also very surprised: "I didn't expect that the bastard not only survived, but also practiced the supreme internal strength of yin and yang!"

"interesting!"

He looked at the sky with interest.

He wants to see how far the bastard can go.

[After everyone left, the bastard picked up his clay figurine to check, but because he had just achieved great internal strength and didn't know how to restrain himself, the clay figurine was crushed in his hands]

[The dog bastard exclaimed, feeling sorry, but saw that there was another layer of painted wood inside the place where the mud powder had faded. 】

【He simply peeled off some more clay powder, and a human figure was vaguely revealed inside, and immediately peeled off all the clay powder from the clay figurine, revealing a puppet with a naked body. 】

[The body of the puppet is covered with a layer of tung oil, painted with black lines, but has no acupuncture points. It is exquisitely carved, with a lifelike face, with its mouth open for a big laugh, and its hands holding its belly. It looks extremely funny, and its appearance is completely different from the original clay figurine. 】

[The dog bastard was overjoyed and thought: "So there are puppets inside the clay figurines, how did the other puppets look like?"]

[Anyway, he has already memorized the acupoints and meridians on these clay figurines, and immediately peeled off the clay powder and oil paint on the outside of each clay figurine one by one. 】

[Sure enough, there is a puppet hidden in each clay figurine, whose expression is either joyful, weeping, angry, or kind. 】

[The movement lines on the puppet are completely different from those drawn on the clay figurine. 】

[The dog bastard thought to himself: "These puppets are so interesting, let me practice according to the lines on them. Don't practice this crying face, wouldn't it be ugly to cry like him? It's not good to smile silly with a cracked mouth, I will take care of it. This smiling wooden man is here to practice."]

[He sat down cross-legged and put the smiling puppet on the table in front of him. With a little luck in his dantian, a warm inner breath slowly rose. He followed the lines drawn on the puppet to guide the inner breath to everywhere Acupuncture. 】

[But how did he know that the paintings on these puppets are a set of "Arhats subduing demons" created by the senior monks of the Shaolin School. 】

[Each puppet is an arhat. 】

[This magical skill is the culmination of Buddhist internal skills, and it is extremely profound and subtle. 】

[Only the first step is to get the heart back to the original, and you have to get rid of all worldly thoughts and distractions. Not one person in a hundred thousand people may be able to do it. 】

[Smart people always have a lot of thoughts, but if they are blunt, they can't figure out the various changes in it. 】

[The eminent monk who created this set of magical skills knows that there are few talents in the world who are both smart and simple]

[Although there are quite a few monks in the Buddhist sect who are both capable and free from materialistic desires, if they try to practice this magical skill, they will inevitably devote themselves wholeheartedly to "martial arts", which will become a major obstacle to the realization of Buddhism. 】

[Buddhism calls "greed, anger, and ignorance" the three poisons. Love of money and sex is certainly greed, and indulgence in meditation and martial arts is also greed. 】

[Therefore, mud powder and oil paint were applied on the outside of the wooden arhat, and Shaolin's authentic way of getting started with internal skills was painted, so that people of later generations would not practice beyond their limits after seeing the wooden arhat, in vain killing themselves, or leaving On the right path of Buddhism. 】

"Fuck! This martial arts is too bad, isn't it? Is it for people to practice?"

"The first step is to return to the original and get rid of all worldly thoughts and distractions. Although this is difficult, there are still many people who can do it. But since you want to practice this martial art, you can't be obsessed with this martial art, otherwise Also crazy!"

"Which martial arts practitioner won't cultivate with all his heart after obtaining such magical skills? But once he cultivates with all his heart, it will be attachment and greed!"

"It's just that the bastard doesn't understand the meaning of martial arts, plus he is talented, young, and has lived in the mountains all his life. He doesn't know anything about world affairs. He must be simple, which is just right."

"Fortunately, the day after the dog bastard woke up, he discovered the secret of the magic. Otherwise, the leader has been doing it for a long time, and it is nothing more than entertaining people. What he does is murder and contention. Even if he is good in nature, he will come out of the mud Not stained, but there must be a lot of thinking in the heart, and when I see these eighteen wooden arhats again, practicing this magical skill will not only be useless, but also greatly harmful."

"From the founder to the present, many people have obtained clay figurines, but none of them have been able to practice it. No, they haven't even discovered the real Arhat Demon Subduing Magic Art!"

"No way, everyone knows that clay figurines are rare treasures of martial arts. Once they get them, they must be careful not to damage them in the slightest. But the clay figurines will not be destroyed, and the wooden arhat inside will not appear. Naturally, they will not know the mystery of it until they die!"

"However, even if they discover the Arhat Demon Subduing Magic Art inside, it is impossible to practice it, because the conditions for practicing it are too bad!"

[Water and fire in the dog bastard's body complement each other, yin and yang are harmonized, and the internal force is already very deep. If this internal force is run according to the circuit of the wood arhat, all suffocation will be solved suddenly. 】

[Follow the circuit three times, then close your eyes, practice the exercises without looking at the puppets, and feel extremely comfortable, then change to another puppet to practice. 】

【He immersed himself in it wholeheartedly. After practicing one puppet, another puppet was completely invisible to the outside world, from dawn to noon, from noon to dusk, and from dusk to dawn the next day. 】

[After the preliminary completion, I feel refreshed, and my inner strength is running, and nothing is not satisfactory]

"Worthy of being the son of luck, this is what makes fools lucky!"

In the Dajin Palace, Mu Guiying watched the bastard first develop a unique internal skill of yin and yang that has never been seen before, and now he has practiced the magical skill of arhat and demons, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

"This arhat subduing demon magic skill cannot be practiced by humans."

Hu Sanniang looked at Zhao Wu with her beautiful eyes, and said with a teasing smile: "Brother Wu is very talented, and the sky is full of martial arts. I am afraid that he will not be able to practice this magical skill of subduing demons."

"Needless to say, Brother Wu has so many confidante friends, and his head is full of bad thoughts, it's no wonder that he can practice the Arhat Demon Subduing Magic Kung Fu!"

Liang Hongyu agreed.

"You little goblins, your mouths are itching again, do you want to try the power of this king's Arhat subduing demons again?"

Zhao Wu squeezed Liang Hongyu's pretty face, and said with a smile: "My king's Arhat Demon Subduing Magic Art is specially designed to subdue you goblins!"

While speaking, Zhao Wu stretched out a restless claw.

"Ah, no……"

[As soon as the screen changes, Chen Chongzhi, the Shiweitang of the Changle Gang, thinks he offended Shi Potian and mistakenly thought he was poisoned, so he takes Shi Potian to the place where Hua Wanzi of the Snow Mountain School is imprisoned]

【After Shi Potian saw it, he asked Hua Wanzi to be let go. 】

[Later, I met Ding Dang and was taken to see Ding Busan. 】

[Ding Busan learned that the "Xuanbing Jade Fire Wine" was drunk by the bastard, so he threatened the bastard to marry Ding Dang. 】

[When the dog bastard uncovered Ding Danghong's hijab, Bei Haishi told the people from the Xueshan faction to come to interrogate him. 】

[The bastard returns to the Changle Gang and sees Bai Wanjian and others. 】

[Bai Wanjian questioned the bastard about Lingxiao City, but the bastard is not Shi Zhongyu, so he said in a daze, "Shangxiaocheng? What kind of place is that? I've never learned any martial arts. If I did, I wouldn't forget it completely stop?"】

【To the ears of Bai Wanjian and others, these few words were even more insulting. They obviously ignored the Snow Mountain faction and lightly erased the word "Lingxiao City". 】

【Wang Wanren of the Xueshan School couldn't help but said loudly: "Scholar Shi said that, it's too arrogant. In the eyes of Gangmaster Shi, all the disciples of the Xueshan School are worthless."】

[Shi Potian saw his face full of anger, guessed that he must have said something wrong, and hurriedly said: "No, no. How could I say that the Xueshan faction is worthless. It seems...it seems...it seems... "

[When he lived in Motianya, he followed Xie Yanke to the small town several times a year to buy rice and salt, knowing that the more valuable the better. 】

[At this time, I just wanted to say a few words to flatter the Xueshan faction, in order to appease Wang Wanren's anger, but he said "like" three times in a row, but he couldn't give a suitable example. 】

[Among the members of the Xueshan School, Geng Wanzhong, Ke Wanjun, Wang Wanren, etc., he has met in the Hou Jian Ji, but I don’t know their names, only Hua Wanzi is familiar with him]

[Under embarrassment, the bastard said: "It seems that Miss Hua Wanzi is worth a lot of money, worth a lot of money..."]

[Everyone from the Xueshan sect was furious and drew their swords. Wang Wanren pointedly cursed: "Your surname Shi, you are really deceiving people too much. Even though we Xueshan disciples are in the caves of dragons and tigers, we cannot swallow them easily. Take this breath!"]

[The dog bastard saw the nine people were so angry, he couldn't figure it out, and thought to himself: "What I said is obviously a good thing, why are you angry again?"]

[He turned back to Ding Dang and said, "Ding Ding Dang, did I say something wrong?"]

[Ding Dang heard that her husband humiliated Hua Wanzi in public, and knowing that he didn't take this beautiful girl seriously, he was extremely pleased. Hearing his question, he immediately pursed his lips and smiled: "I don't know, maybe Hua Wanzi The girl is not worth a lot of money, and I don't know."]

[The dog bastard nodded seriously, and said: "Even if Miss Hua is not worth any money, it's very cheap, very cheap, then don't be angry!"]

"Hahaha……"

"It's really interesting for the bastard to talk. Let's see how angry everyone in the Xueshan faction is, especially Hua Wanzi?"

"Invisible pretense is the deadliest!"

"The flower girl is worth a lot of money... Even if the flower girl is not worth any money, it is very cheap, very cheap, then don't be angry!"

"Does the bastard want to laugh at me so he can inherit my property?"

"..."

desert.

The black and white double sword Shi Qing and Min Rou looked embarrassed, they naturally knew that the bastard was not mocking and ridiculing everyone in the Snow Mountain School, but that the bastard was ignorant of the world and could not speak.

"It's been a hard day, and I blame that bitch, Aunt Mei Fang!"

Min Rou feels sorry for the bastard, and curses at Mei Fanggu.

If it weren't for Mei Fanggu, the bastard wouldn't be ignorant of everything.

They continued to look at the sky light curtain.

[Under various misunderstandings, the bastard was captured by Bai Wanjian, and later met Shi Qing and Min Rou. 】

Seeing this, Shi Qing and Min Rou lifted their spirits.

"We haven't met Tian'er yet, which means Tian'er is probably still in the Changle Gang!"

Min Rou exclaimed.

"good!"

Shi Qing nodded, and said, "Let's rush to the Changle Gang immediately to rescue Tian'er!"

"good!"

The two rode quickly towards the Changle Gang.

In the Changle Gang.

Bei Haishi's face was gloomy. With the bastard on the list, the fact that he replaced Shi Zhongyu with the bastard was exposed.

And Shi Qing and Min Rou will find her soon.

His previous plan was over.

The dog bastard was full of excitement and understood a lot of things.

"It turns out that Shi Zhongyu looks like me, no wonder they regard him as a leader!"

"Now they should understand that I am not their leader, but a bastard!"

"And my mother is not my mother, and my father is not my father..."

Thinking of this, the bastard felt very complicated.

He continued to look at the sky.

[Afterwards, the dog bastard was rescued by Ding Dang and Ding Busan. Seeing that he was too stupid, Ding Busan asked him to defeat Bai Wanjian within ten days. Later, in order to protect Shi Potian, Ding Dang threw him on Bai Axiu's boat. 】

[The dog bastard got acquainted with Bai Axiu and Shi Xiaocui]

[On Ziyan Island, Shi Xiaocui took Shi Potian as his apprentice, in order to defeat the Xueshan School, he changed his name to "Shi Yidao", and then taught him the "Golden Crow Sword Technique". In the process of martial arts training, Axiu also taught Shi Potian a trick of "swinging around" in order to save his father's face in the future. 】

[Snow Mountain School Bai Wanjian and others, Ding Busan and Ding Busi all came to Ziyan Island and fought. Shi Potian joined forces with Bai Wanjian and others to save Bai Wanjian and others. 】

【After everyone left, Shi Potian couldn't find Shi Xiaocui and Bai Axiu, so he also left Ziyan Island by boat. 】

[Shi Potian met Zhang San and Li Si, the second envoys of rewarding good and punishing evil from the Chivalrous Island, drank their medicinal wine, became brothers, and later saved their lives]

[After the separation, Shi Potian met Shi Qing and Min Rou in Shangqingguan, in order to help them get two bronze medals, they accidentally injured Zhaoxu and Tongxu. 】

[Later, because Tianxu questioned Shi Qing and Min Rou, the dog bastard came to his aid and clashed with them]

At this moment, the dog bastard uttered classic quotations frequently, making everyone laugh so much that their stomach hurts from laughing.

"Bastard: I won't fight with you. You are Shi Zhuangzhu and Mrs. Shi's senior brothers. If I kill you again, it will be very bad."

"The dog bastard spread out his palms, saw red clouds and blue lines faintly reappearing in his palms, sighed, and said: "My hands are always causing trouble, and killing people every now and then. "

"Daoist Chongxu: If you don't fight back, I will kill you, a villain of the Golden Crow Sect, on the spot!"

"Shi Qing: Son, my uncle wants to teach you martial arts, it will be of great benefit to you, he will not harm you, quickly grab your weapon and parry."

"The bastard: Okay, I'll just fight back. (The bastard picked up a broken knife from the ground) When he bowed down, he looked at Chong Xu worriedly: You,, don't stab me with the sword, wait until I pick up the knife Get up and talk."

"Chongxu furious: Who do you think I am, bah!"

(The dog bastard thought: If he was in a hurry, he might accidentally hit someone with his palm again. Wouldn't he kill someone again... so he tied one of his arms to the waistband of his trousers)

"Bastard: Well, it's all right now. Let's fight, it won't kill you!!!"

"Chongxu Daoist is both ashamed and angry: You...you deceive people too much!"