Chapter 787 Spider-Man and the Pythagorean Theorem

In a blink of an eye, autumn and winter alternate.

Although according to the lunar calendar, it is only October now. But in Zhonghai, which is close to the seaside, a strong chill can already be felt.

Today is Wednesday, November 2nd.

Du Biying from Class 5 (4), wrapped in a thick coat, sat in the back row by the window, tilting her chin and looking towards the west corner of the campus.

A large number of boys gathered there!

Although the leader was wearing a strange mask, Du Biying could still recognize that it was her childhood sweetheart Pan Peng.

"What's wrong with the boys?"

The girl at the same table asked curiously: "He walks strangely and talks dirty. When I got to school today, I thought I was in a zoo."

"Spider-Man!"

Du Biying patiently explained: "They are imitating Spider-Man! Didn't you watch the new drama broadcast on Big Bird TV last night?"

"No!"

My deskmate shook his head regretfully and said: "My parents don't let me watch Big Bird TV, saying that this channel is unhealthy and that watching too much will harm my health..."

Unhealthy? Hurt your body?

"Pfft!"

Du Biying laughed unkindly and couldn't help but complain: "Your parents are really talented! They actually came up with such a reason..."

"I feel so too!"

The deskmate asked curiously: "Yingying, tell me! Does it look good when a boy imitates that Spider-Man?"

"It doesn't look good!"

Du Biying curled her lips and said: "The perverted spider in tights fights all kinds of weirdos, with weird postures and movements, and unintelligible lines. It doesn't look good at all."

"Then you still watch?"

"I don't want to either..."

Du Biying covered her forehead and said, "My brother was too poisoned and infected my father by calling him late at night. You don't know, but they were so excited watching it!"

It’s very uncomfortable not being able to grab the remote control.

My deskmate twitched his lips, pointed at the group of "humanoid spiders" downstairs and asked, "Are they similar to them?"

"almost……"

Du Biying said with a headache: "This morning, my dad got up to cook, and when he opened his mouth, he said: Vegetable nemesis, the man who sheds tears for cooking, let's go!"

"Boohoo!"

Du Biying gestured like "spraying spider silk" and signaled to her deskmate: "That's it, do you understand?"

"Sorry, I don't quite understand..."

The deskmate looked embarrassed, and suddenly thanked his parents in his heart. They are right, Big Bird TV is indeed unhealthy, and children must not watch it.

This is not only harmful to the body!

After watching it for so long, even my brain becomes abnormal! A good person becomes no different from a black pig in the mountains. How terrible!

"But it's quite funny!"

Du Biying recalled the scene she saw last night and said with a smile: "You don't even know that Spider-Man is so funny! He kept chattering away, and he felt like a patient who escaped from a mental hospital."

My deskmate quietly took two steps back.

For some reason, she always felt that Yingying was also infected, and there was something wrong with this smile.

Her hunch was right!

As Du Biying was talking, she suddenly took out a mask from her schoolbag and demonstrated it to her: "This is the face, it's so funny!"

"Yingying, wake up quickly!"

The deskmate wailed inwardly: "You are a cold goddess, why are you infected by these boys?"

Du Biying put on a mask.

Spider-Man's joyful face appeared in front of her deskmate, leaving her stunned for a moment. After a while, she covered her mouth and laughed: "This mouth... is indeed quite funny!"

Why is your mouth crooked?

The businessman who makes this mask is too unscrupulous. Can defective products with crooked lips also be sold? And was put on by a girl?

"Guys! Look what I found!"

Just as she was laughing so hard and wanted Yingying to take off her mask, Pan Peng's surprised voice came from behind.

It turns out that lunch break is over.

The boys realized that class was about to begin and returned to the classroom one after another. Just in time, he bumped into Du Biying who was wearing a mask.

The scene was awkward for a while.

As a girl, Du Biying felt extremely ashamed of this scene. Just when he was about to explain something, Pan Peng said: "So you are the sister of the Spider Prince, the Spider Princess! I finally found you!"

Spider princess?

Du Biying had an ominous premonition. She saw the boys taking out their masks one after another, buttoning them on their faces, standing in a row according to different heights, and making gestures like spraying spider silk.

"Boohoo!"

Is there any dubbing? So sexy!

"Greetings to Her Highness the Spider Princess!"

Hey Hey hey!

Why is it the Spider Princess?

Du Biying was inexplicably assigned the identity of a "Spider Star Princess", and everyone was dumbfounded. When she turned around, she realized that her deskmate was already more than ten meters away from her without realizing it.

Moreover, the eyes are quite strange.

The look seemed to say: "I didn't expect, Yingying, that you actually have such an identity? Spider Princess, how cool is it!"

"What are you doing?"

Du Biying said angrily: "Just be normal, we will start class later. If you act nonsense again, be careful I will give a report to Teacher Dai!"

She is the class leader!

At this time, you must stand up to stop the boys from making trouble, establish the authority of a class leader, and leave a good impression on Teacher Dai.

"Then what..."

As soon as he finished speaking, a middle-aged male voice suddenly came from the door of the classroom.

Teacher Dai, who was holding his textbooks and preparation books, looked at the "monsters" in the classroom, couldn't help coughing and asked: "Can you go back to your seat, please?"

"Monitor? Where's the monitor?"

"Report to Teacher Dai! The monitor is here!"

The boys all pointed at Du Biying, whose mask was still on, as if they had been rehearsed.

Teacher Dai blinked, his expression stiff.

Du Biying lowered her head and silently took off her mask.

"It's over! I'm going to get scolded now!"

"It's all Pan Peng's fault! If it weren't for him, I wouldn't have embarrassed myself in front of the teacher..."

Du Biying, who expected to be scolded, was mentally prepared. After all, as the monitor of the class, she followed the boys into mischief and disrupted the order of the class, which was a heinous crime.

As a result, Teacher Dai did not blame her.

I saw Teacher Dai put the lesson preparation book on the podium, clapped his hands and said: "Okay! Everyone, Spider-Man, it's time for us to go to class!"

"Today we are going to learn the Pythagorean Theorem!"

"In order to let everyone understand this knowledge point more intuitively, I specially prepared a prop..."

Teacher Dai bent his waist, making a reptile posture, suddenly stretched out his right hand, and hit the ceiling of the back row of the classroom with a precise shot of spider silk.

"Hey Spider-Man!"

"It is known that the classroom wall and the ground are perpendicular to each other. The wall is four meters high. I am standing on the podium six meters away from the wall and spitting out spider silk. Ignoring the error, how many meters is the length of this spider silk?"

All the boys were stunned.

Teacher Dai raised his eyebrows and said: "If you can't even calculate this, what qualifications do you have to be Spider-Man? You know, the length of the spider silk is not accurate, but you will fall down the stairs and die!"

So scary?

That must be learned!

As soon as the boys heard this, they all cheered up and began to calculate the length of Teacher Dai's spider thread.

The girls looked at each other.

Spider-Man?

Pythagorean theorem?

Teacher Dai was also poisoned?

I will most likely take leave tomorrow and send my computer to be repaired. There are so many minor problems that I am really annoyed by them.