Chapter 211 I Believe Most of You Don’t Have Facial Cleanser...

It felt like he had a dream, a dream that felt quite long. In the dream, he finally found the sun and the moon, lifted up the dark sky of the night, and inlaid the stars with his own hands.

And before he even looked up...

Fangran slowly opened his eyes and saw Gou Yu's peaceful sleeping face close at hand. Although he was used to seeing it at ordinary times, Fang Ran, a male, felt that Gou Yu was really handsome when he looked at it up close. shocked.

Um...so should I kiss you...?

Fangran found himself thinking about this question very strangely and seriously, and then sighed indifferently that he was getting weirder and weirder, just like the male protagonist in the harem who had no love feelings at all. (...)

Then Fangran stretched and turned around, and saw Meng Lang's sleeping face drooling and grinding his teeth.

Fangran was silent for a moment.

Silently, he picked up the pillow to sleep on, and then immediately lay back down, pretending that he was not awake!

Snapped!

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! Damn! What?! What happened!?"

Meng Lang felt something suddenly hit his face. He woke up in a daze from sleep. He sat up straight and looked around blankly.

In the master bedroom of the presidential suite, Fang Ran and Gou Yu were sleeping on one side of the big bed with a canopy and curtains.

rash:"......"

"Fuck! There are only three people in this room! Brother, tell me! Did I get confused by a ghost!?"

Meng Lang instantly rushed towards Fangran like a hungry tiger!

However, as soon as Meng Lang knocked down Fangran, he opened his eyes, quickly stepped aside and shouted in disbelief:

"I'm going! Brother, you discovered it!"

"Holy shit! Are you really pretending to sleep!?"

"Damn it! Brother, how can you be so cunning and deceive me!?"

Then the two people quickly put their hands against each other, their foreheads collided, and they started wrestling!

When Gou Yu was awakened by the movement and had no choice but to wake up and sit up, the scene he saw was beside the bed where he was lying. Meng Lang pressed Fang Ran's hands with both hands and pinned her down on the bed, letting Fang Ran struggle. To no avail, it was a scene perfectly placed in TV dramas where a man is about to commit an inappropriate act on a woman.

The scene was extremely eye-catching.

Gou Yu looked at the two of them speechlessly. This was the first time he had seen this kind of scene. He sighed, and a thought passed through Gou Yu's mind.

I hate myself for being used to seeing this scene...

However, as soon as he saw Gou Yu waking up, Fang Ran immediately put on a weeping look:

"Xiao Or, brother, he...he wants to bully me while you are asleep...嘤嘤嘤~"

Gou Yu: "Pfft!"

The corner of Meng Lang's mouth twitched and his face was full of disgust. He looked at the fearless 'Ying Yingran' and said with disdain:

"Brother, I find that you are getting more and more unrestrained. Have you forgotten all your moral integrity because of your coma?"

Fangran sneered and curled his lips. Although he was suppressed in a shameful posture again, it did not affect him in the least from putting on this Dior expression:

"Brother, you are a shameless person who relies on your right hand to be thicker than me. There is no lower limit. And although I may have forgotten something, it is definitely not my moral integrity."

"Because I remember telling you that I sold my integrity to the man downstairs for two yuan a pound."

rash:"......"

Brother, brother, I only have one word for you, strong!

"Captain, since you are up, change your clothes quickly."

Gou Yu looked at Fangran and said, Fangran instantly thought, because...

He suddenly remembered that he seemed to have hit something terrible before he fell into coma...

"Brother, although you are a coward with a lustful heart but no courage, your sex luck is so damn enviable and jealous! It makes me want to shout that you are the protagonist of a harem anime!?"

Meng Lang expressed his envy, jealousy and hatred with tears in his eyes.

Fangran was speechless for a moment, and then his face became hot as he remembered the feeling on his face the moment he passed out.

Vague and vague, but...

No more, thinking about it again, Fangran felt like he was going to have a fever.

He stared fiercely at the magic energy value in the upper right corner.

hateful! You... hum...

Forget it, I'll spare you this time because you know how to read the magic book, huh?

Definitely...definitely not because of hitting something...that...what...

((?(//?Д/?/)?)): Anyway, it’s definitely not because of that! !

"Where's that beautiful sister..."

Fang Ran asked guiltily. Meng Lang let him go with a groan and replied:

"You're resting, but she told you to call her immediately as soon as you wake up."

"Don't!"

Fangran quickly grabbed him, put his index finger in front of his mouth and said desperately, and then asked with a grimace:

"Brother, can I not go to that dance? Can't the three of us participants leave with the electromagnetic pulse drawings to create a miracle?"

"Brother, do you know that we are on the sea now. Although we have modified the route and headed north along the East China Sea border, the nearest island is hundreds of kilometers away."

"There is no ship to pick us up. On this vast ocean, let alone us three E-class scum, even a B-class without transportation can't create a miracle."

Meng Lang rolled his eyes and said speechlessly, and then added:

"Brother, I know you can fly, but even if your magic power is enough, your physical strength is enough, your energy is enough, and your sense of direction is accurate, how long can you last without eating or drinking at your speed? Even if we have a way, What about the brothers and the beautiful big sister of Qianlong Team?"

In the end, Meng Lang spoke with sincerity and sincerity, patting his shoulders and speaking like a generous elder placing his hopes on the younger generation:

"So, brother, the important task this time will be left to you."

Hearing what he said, Fangran could only sigh and said as if accepting his fate:

"Okay, I get it. And brother, please don't shoot me like this. I always feel like you're taking advantage of me..."

"Yo Xi, since you understand, brother, I'll call my eldest sister right away..."

"do not!!!"

Before Meng Lang could finish speaking, Fangran covered his mouth and shouted to him desperately:

"Brother! Please, before I fainted... that person, even though I didn't mean it at all, it looked like I did it on purpose!"

"When I see that big sister now, if she insists on continuing to teach me how to dance, do you understand how embarrassed I will be in front of others!!!"

Fangran took his mouth away from Meng Lang and shook his collar vigorously with both hands.

Meng Lang looked at Fangran, who looked like a virgin in panic, and winked at him with a sweet smile:

"Brother, although your strange wording of 'that person' is like referring to that person, I know you don't have the guts. The facial cleanser is definitely not intentional. I understand, brother understands you. of..."

If you understand me, don’t show that expression!

You know all about the damn facial cleanser, and yet you say you’re not a nerd!

Fangran screamed in his heart, but when he heard Meng Lang's words, especially those three words, his face still felt as if he had a fever.

"But don't worry, Captain, she probably won't force you to teach me anything anymore."

Gou Yu said from the side, Fangran blinked and asked in confusion:

"Eh? Why?"

"Because there's only an hour left until the dance starts."

Fangran: "..."

Meng Lang looked at Fang Ran with only one eye open and chuckled:

"Brother, you have been unconscious all day. The beautiful woman has been taking care of you in the morning. In the end, she was too tired when you didn't respond. We tried to persuade her to go to bed. Brother, please remember to thank her later."

Fangran was shocked by the news and opened his mouth wide, not knowing what to say.

"And you specifically told me that you must call her when you wake up... ugh!!"

"Brother! They are so tired, why can't you let them rest!?"

Fangran said to him fiercely. Meng Lang blinked and indicated that he knew and would not call Ji Lingyan.

So Fangran finally breathed a sigh of relief. Just as he let go and was about to tell Xiao You, he saw Meng Lang take a deep breath after being let go, and roared with a thick voice! ! !

"Beautiful Ling Yan!! Brother, wake up!!"

Fang Ran: "Pfft!!!"