Chapter 832 Done

As soon as Sun Wukong appeared, this group of resentful gods immediately exploded.

Lei Gong: Humph, I’ve lost my birthday gifts three times, and my lungs are about to explode. Why don’t you let me talk about it?

Moli Qing: That’s right, we four brothers don’t even have to wear pants anymore, so why can’t we just complain?

Seventh Fairy: This little thief doesn't know how to show mercy at all. He even steals from beautiful women. Boo hoo hoo...

Zhu Bajie: Damn Bima Wen, you just stole from others, why didn’t you even let me off? You really don’t recognize your relatives, don’t deny it, there is absolutely no one else except you!

Donghai Dragon Palace: You should be polite to the Great Sage. I, the old dragon, have always respected the Great Sage the most. Great Sage, you think I, old dragon, will not lose the birthday gift I prepared again, right?

Erlang Shen: x-on:Sun Wukong, that damn monkey, even stole my god’s rice bowl, causing me to share the same bowl with the Roaring Dog. It’s really abominable, you dare challenge him!

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This group of gods, like Ming Jing, all guessed that Sun Wukong must have stolen it. Unfortunately, there was no evidence. Except for Zhu Bajie, Erlang Shen and others who were not afraid of Sun Wukong, no one dared to say it clearly. They could only take the opportunity to vent their grievances.

Of course, there are also cunning people like the Dragon King of the East China Sea who try to please Sun Wukong in the group and hint to Sun Wukong not to steal his things next time.

After all the immortals had finished speaking and no one sent any more messages, Sun Wukong continued to talk in the group.

Sun Wukong: You hairy gods are so blessed that you don’t know how to be blessed. If you lose your birthday gift, it means you are qualified to participate in the Peach Blossom Fair. How are you like me, the old Sun, who is not even qualified to give gifts? Hey~ (followed by a frustrated expression)

Zhu Bajie: Bah, you Bi Mawen, the Queen Mother’s birthday banquet is a great event, how dare I invite you, a troublemaker, to invite you? If you go, you won’t ruin the birthday banquet on the spot!

Sun Wukong: You idiot, you can’t beat me! Um? ! (followed by a fist expression)

Zhu Bajie: Humph, is that what it is? Who in the entire heaven doesn’t know your virtue? What's so bad about it? (Followed by an eye-rolling expression)

Sun Wukong: You short-sighted fool, if my old grandson also participates in this peach party, how can you tolerate this little thief stealing birthday gifts again and again? I, Lao Sun, have driven him away a long time ago!

Night Travel God: x-on:Sun Wukong, Great Sage, in this case, please ask the Great Sage for help to drive away the little thief, right?

Barefoot Immortal: x-on:Sun Wukong, yes, Monkey King, just help everyone?

Tieguai Li: x-on:Sun Wukong, please ask the great sage to take action and drive away the little thieves!

Thunder God: x-on:Sun Wukong, please ask the great sage to take action and drive away the little thieves! +1

Dragon King of the South China Sea: x-on:Sun Wukong, please ask the great sage to take action and drive away the little thieves! +2

Lan Caihe: x-on:Sun Wukong, please ask the great sage to take action and drive away the little thieves! +3

Wu Gang: x-on:Sun Wukong, please ask the great sage to take action and drive away the little thieves! +4

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The immortals lined up in the group to make requests. Although they all knew that the little thief was Sun Wukong, they had to give him enough face, hoping that he would be happy and let the immortals go.

Sun Wukong: Hehe, if I am also among the people invited by the Queen Mother, I will naturally help you drive away the thieves and protect everyone's birthday gifts. Unfortunately, this peach party did not invite me. If your birthday gifts are lost, what does it have to do with me? No matter, no matter!

Lin Hai smiled when he saw this, knowing that it was his turn to play.

Little Confused Fairy: x-on:Sun Wukong, Great Sage, according to what you said, if the Queen Mother invites you, you will help everyone drive away the thieves and ensure that everyone's birthday gifts are foolproof?

Sun Wukong: Hehe, this is natural!

Little Confused Fairy: Alas, isn’t the Great Sage making things difficult for everyone? Invitations to the Queen Mother have been sent out. Unless everyone petitions together, it is impossible to temporarily add the Great Sage.

Although these gods are funny, they are not ten thousand-year-old foxes, they are very cunning. As soon as Lin Hai sent this message, they immediately understood the meaning of his words.

Taibai Jinxing: I suggest that we all jointly petition the Queen Mother and beg her to allow the Great Sage to attend this Peach Fair. What do you think?

Mo Li Qing: The Great Sage has great magical power and vast supernatural powers. He should be qualified to participate in the Peach Club. I agree.

Dragon King of the East China Sea: The Great Sage is usually very caring. He never hurts flowers, plants, turtles, fish and shrimps at will like some little brats. He is a great benevolent person, and I agree.

Thor: As the god in charge of punishment, I have to say a few words. Since entering the heaven, the Great Sage has always been honest, kind to others, law-abiding, strict with himself, and never does anything that violates the laws of heaven. He is a rare good citizen and a model representative of law-abiding in the entire heaven. He is also an example for all of us to learn from... ugh!

Mother Dian: Sorry, my old Lei was so disgusted by his words that he ran outside and vomited. What he meant was that he agreed!

Zhu Bajie: Stop talking nonsense, everyone, please act quickly, otherwise this damn Bima Wen will have to steal everyone’s birthday gifts!

Erlang Shen: I will never bow to evil forces like the dead monkey!

Tieguai Li: I also agree. I would like to ask the Queen Mother to allow the Great Sage to participate in the Peach Fair.

Lu Dongbin: My brother Guaizi and I agree.

Fairy Biyou: I agree too.

Nezha: Agree!

Red Boy: My dad asked me to agree...my dad is not Taishang Laojun!

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For a moment, except for Erlang Shen who objected for a moment and was drowned out in an instant, these funny gods immediately reached a consensus in the group and prepared to jointly petition the Queen Mother to allow Sun Wukong to participate in the Peach Fair.

At this moment, Sun Wukong was dancing happily and sending messages to Lin Hai.

Sun Wukong: Ahahahaha, ahahahaha! (Behind is an animated expression rolling on the floor)

Lin Hai looked at Sun Wukong's message and grinned, making the monkey happy.

Little confused fairy: Great Sage, you're done! (followed by a laughing emoji)

Sun Wukong: Hahaha, my wise brother’s plan is really great. Thank you, thank you very much!

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Great Sage, what you said is obvious. Do we two brothers still need to say thank you?

Sun Wukong: Good brother, if you have anything to do in the future, just ask. Even if you want to sit in the Jade Emperor’s seat, I will help you get it!

puff!

Lin Hai almost fell to the ground when he saw the message. Damn, this monkey really dares to say anything!

Little confused fairy: I understand the great sage’s intention. It’s just that the Jade Emperor is too old to be frightened. As soon as the great sage passed by, he got under the table again. With his old arms and legs, he ducked again. Not good. (Followed by an expression covering his mouth and laughing)

Lin Hai remembered that when he was a child and watched the TV series "Journey to the West", Sun Wukong made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, but the Jade Emperor was so frightened that he got under the table and shouted to invite the Tathagata Buddha.

Sun Wukong: Ahahaha! Dear brother, I am not bragging to you. I think back then, I was causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace...

"Um..." Lin Hai looked at the messages on the screen full of Sun Wukong, bragging about his heroic deeds back then. It had been almost half an hour, and he hadn't finished speaking yet, so he was speechless.

"Nah, you're still a narcissistic monkey!" Lin Hai felt that he had to interrupt him, otherwise he might not be able to finish what he said even if he talked for a day and a night.

Just when Sun Wukong finished sending a long paragraph and was editing the following content, Lin Hai seized the opportunity and quickly sent a message.

Little Confused Fairy: Great Sage, I wonder what gift you are planning to give to the Queen Mother?