My Amazing WeChat Is Connected to the Three Realms

Chapter 1335 This Flute Is Not that Flute

While waiting for Sun Wukong, Lin Hai couldn't help but ask Xian'er.

"Xian'er, do you know about the Arctic Emperor Ziwei?"

"Emperor Ziwei is a man of great filial piety. During the Battle of the Gods, he was reincarnated in Xiqi Boyikao. In order to save his father, he took the treasure to Chaoge even though he knew he would die. He was chopped into meat paste and made into meat cakes and sent to Xibo. When Hou Jichang eats it, it is extremely miserable and makes people cry!"

"After Ji Chang ate it, he vomited out a living thing, which was called vomitus. This is the origin of today's rabbit!"

Lin Hai nodded. He had also seen this story in Fengshen Yanyi. He quite admired Boyikao, but he didn't know if it was easy to talk about it.

Ding dong!

Lin Hai's WeChat message rang. He picked up his phone and saw that it was Sun Wukong.

"Damn, it's so fast!"

Lin Hai raised his eyebrows and quickly opened the message to check.

Sun Wukong: Dear brother, I am so ashamed that I may not be able to help you!

Lin Hai's heart sank suddenly. It seemed that Sun Wukong's trip this time was not going smoothly enough.

Little confused fairy: Brother Monkey, what's going on?

Sun Wukong: Hey, don’t mention it! When I arrived at the palace of Emperor Ziwei, before I entered, I heard the sound of playing the harp. The sound was melodious and melodious, just like the sounds of nature. It made me fall into a trance without knowing it. When I woke up, Emperor Ziwei had already Went out to visit friends.

"Uh..." Lin Hai was speechless for a while. He had been making trouble for a long time, but he didn't even see anyone.

Little confused fairy: Brother Monkey, don’t you have his WeChat account?

Sun Wukong: It is not easy to add the WeChat account of Emperor Ziwei. Among the Three Pure Ones and Four Emperors, that is, the WeChat account of Taishang Laojun, the old man, can be added at will.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Then you know, where did he go to visit his friends?

Sun Wukong: What he went to visit was the Sea of ​​Magical Gifts at Nantianmen!

puff!

"Who, who?" Lin Hai almost screamed, thinking that he had seen it wrong, so he quickly looked at it again, and it turned out that what Sun Wukong sent was really a sea of ​​magic gifts.

"Nah, isn't it?"

Lin Hai was immediately confused. How could this be possible? What is the identity of Emperor Ziwei and the identity of Mo Lihai? The status of these two brothers in heaven is similar to that of the governor and security guard in the mortal world, right?

How could two people so different from each other get mixed up together? Is there a homosexual relationship between them?

Lin Hai was shocked and puzzled, with a look of disbelief on his face that he couldn't understand.

Little confused fairy: Brother Monkey, what's going on? Is Emperor Ziwei going to help the poor? (Followed by a dumbfounded expression)

Sun Wukong: My dear brother, I don’t know something. Emperor Ziwei is very accomplished in the art of music, and Mo Lihai is also proficient in the art of music. It is the same hobby that brings them together.

"Um...that's what happened." Lin Hai suddenly realized that it was indeed recorded in the Romance of the Gods that Boyi's piano test skills were extremely high. King Zhou was very happy when he heard this and praised him endlessly. If it weren't for Daji, I'm afraid because of Boyi's piano test King Zhou let Jichang play the music of Yikao.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Then if I go directly to the Demonic Sea, will I be able to find Emperor Ziwei? (followed by a drooling expression)

Sun Wukong: Dear brother, you are thinking too simply. Emperor Ziwei is so condescending to go to Mo Li Hai to discuss the method of music. Do you think Mo Li Hai dares to look at his mobile phone during this period? "Uh... that's right!" Lin Hai suddenly smiled bitterly. This truth is too simple. The leader comes to greet you with a kind face and has a long chat. You don't mute or vibrate your phone in advance. You are respectful and sit upright to listen to the leader. Teaching, do you still dare to use your mobile phone to check friends there?

Friend circle?

If you really do this, you probably won’t even know how you’ll die.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Then Brother Monkey can’t go to Mo Lihai’s house to look for it?

Sun Wukong: Emperor Ziwei discusses music very deeply with others. If he comes rashly, he will definitely be annoyed and it will be counterproductive.

Little confused fairy: What should I do, Brother Monkey, I have to ask him for help!

Sun Wukong: There is a person in heaven who is a friend of Emperor Ziwei. If he is willing to come forward, maybe he can do it.

Little confused fairy: Oh? who is it?

Lin Hai suddenly became happy and asked quickly.

Sun Wukong: Han Xiangzi, one of the Eight Immortals, was good at playing the cave flute. He often discussed the art of music with Emperor Ziwei. If he could come forward, he would be able to see Emperor Ziwei. However, I, the old grandson, have no friendship with him.

"Han Xiangzi? Haha, easy to handle!" When Lin Hai saw that he was from the Eight Immortals, he immediately knew something. Although he didn't know Han Xiangzi, he could find Tieguai Li.

What's more, one of the Eight Saints of Haiyue has inherited the inheritance of Han Xiangzi, which shows that Han Xiangzi is not a person who is difficult to talk to. This may not be difficult.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Thanks a lot, Brother Monkey, I’ll go find Han Xiangzi right away!

After closing the conversation with Sun Wukong, Lin Hai quickly found Tieguai Li's WeChat account.

Little confused fairy: Don't show a shocked expression, otherwise I will whip your son immediately!

Tieguai Li: Shocked, shocked, shocked, shocked... (omit the next hundred)

puff!

Damn it!

Lin Hai almost fell to the ground. This guy really needed a slap. He was not allowed to send emojis and instead sent text messages.

Little confused fairy: Seriously, I need help from Han Xiangzi!

Tieguai Li: What's going on? Want him to play flute? (Behind is a row of shocked expressions)

puff!

Tieguai Li's words were more powerful than the shocked expression behind him, and Lin Hai immediately burst into tears.

"Damn it, this old gangster has such a strong taste!"

"Master, what are you laughing at?" Xian'er asked in surprise when she saw that Lin Hai had a frown on his face just now, and then started laughing.

"I laughed at Tieguai Li, who asked me if I wanted to play flute with Han Xiangzi, this old dirty turtle!!!" Lin Hai couldn't close his mouth, and his stomach hurt from laughing.

"Han Xiangzi plays the flute very well indeed." Xian'er looked at Lin Hai a little strangely, not knowing what was so funny about it, to make Lin Hai laugh like this.

"Xian'er, you don't understand, this flute is not that flute." Lin Hai smiled and waved his hand towards Xian'er.

Xian'er is so pure, how could she understand the messy connotation here?

But after hearing Lin Hai's words, Xian'er was a little unconvinced. She paused, pouted, and suddenly spoke.

"Master, Xian'er understands. In her spare time, Xian'er learned many musical instruments from Senior Qin Mo. Xian'er can also play the flute. If Master doesn't mind, Xian'er can play for Master now."

puff!

"Ahem, cough, cough!" Xian'er's words almost choked Lin Hai to death. This girl was too simple. She even said that this flute is not that flute.

Raising his head, Lin Hai looked at Xian'er with some humor. When his eyes fell on Xian'er's red lips, Lin Hai suddenly felt evil in his heart.

"Bah, bah, bah!" Soon, Lin Hai felt disgusted with himself. Looking at Xian'er's innocent and innocent eyes, how could he have such dirty thoughts? It was so shameless.

"Xian'er, I'm looking for Han Xiangzi because of the meteorite. Let's not talk about playing the flute for now. Be good!" Lin Hai said, holding back a smile.

"Oh." Xian'er agreed, suddenly feeling a little disappointed, "When the master needs to play the flute, he can ask Xian'er."

"Okay, okay!" Lin Hai nodded repeatedly, Mader, we can't continue this topic, the temptation is too great.

Lin Hai quickly picked up his phone and replied to Tieguai Li.

Little confused fairy: Can you let him add me as a friend?

Tieguai Li: Ouch, ouch! No more, no more...

Lin Hai's face suddenly filled with black lines, Damn, what's wrong with this guy?

Little confused fairy: Hey, I have a question for you. Can you let him add me as a friend?

Tieguai Li: My whole body and head hurt now, and I don’t even have the energy to send messages. It’s probably due to my addiction to cigarettes. At least a whole carton of Zhonghua cigarettes can alleviate this symptom. (followed by an eye-rolling expression)

"Your sister!"

Lin Hai suddenly had a dark look on his face, this guy is so screwed up, he is clearly taking advantage of the situation!

Ding dong!

You sent a carton of Zhonghua cigarettes to Tieguai Li.

Lin Hai was too lazy to talk nonsense with him. Time was running out now and he would settle the score with him later.

Tieguai Li: Haha, a cigarette after a meal is better than a living god!

Little confused fairy: Stop talking nonsense, hurry up! (followed by an annoyed expression)

Tieguai Li: I can’t get up quickly. I’m still growing up. The high heels I wore last time were a bit too small. (followed by a shy expression)

puff!

"Grow your sister!" Lin Hai's nose was almost crooked with anger. This Tieguai Li just said what he wanted when he wanted something, and he found some weird excuses. It was so deceptive.

Fortunately, Lin Hai had a large amount of various things stored in his holy realm. He directly found a pair of fiery red women's high heels and sent them to Tieguai Li.

Little Muddle-headed Fairy: If you are still dissatisfied, I will brand your son's plum blossoms from his butt to his face right now. I will do what I say! (followed by an annoyed expression)

Tieguai Li: Will I give you this opportunity? (followed by a shocked expression)

"Your sister!" Lin Hai's face was full of black lines. Why did he suddenly realize that Tieguai Li was so wilted?

Ding dong!

At this time, a clear notification sound suddenly came from Lin Hai's WeChat. Lin Hai hurriedly checked it, but saw an extra red "1" in the address book.

"Haha, it's here!" Lin Hai was overjoyed. He didn't expect Tieguai Li to be very efficient, so he hurriedly opened it to check.

"Han Xiangzi requests to add you as a friend!" "Yeah!" Lin Hai suddenly cheered excitedly!

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