My Amazing WeChat Is Connected to the Three Realms

Chapter 1267 Rumors

After having an idea in his mind, Lin Hai went to Taishang Laojun first. This is called courtesy first and then attack.

Little confused fairy: Laojun, are you sure you won’t return those treasures to me?

Taishang Laojun: Dirt must be confiscated, dear! (followed by a cute expression)

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Okay, got it!

Lin Hai sneered in his heart, since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust!

Lin Hai sent another text message to Sun Wukong.

Little confused fairy: Brother Monkey, among the gods in heaven, who has the biggest mouth?

Sun Wukong: Who has the biggest mouth? Hehe, of course, it’s me, my old grandson. I can change my mouth in seventy-two ways. I can make my mouth as big as I want, and I can even swallow the whole sky!

"Nah!" Lin Hai suddenly had black lines on his face. There is a generation gap in this communication. My brother said it with a big mouth. That's not what he meant.

Little Muddle-headed Fairy: Brother Monkey, I mean, who loves to gossip, for example, if he knows a little secret, he will go everywhere and shout about it, hoping to make it known to everyone? Is there such a person?

Sun Wukong: Ah, you mean the woman with a long tongue? There was something wrong with your expression just now!

"Damn it, is this all my fault?" Lin Hai was speechless.

Little confused fairy: My fault, Brother Monkey, is there such a person?

Sun Wukong: Of course there is. The four generals of the Demon Family are such people, and they are very good at adding fuel to the fire and exaggerating. Four old men are even more tongue-tied than women with long tongues!

Little confused fairy: Haha, that’s it! Thank you, Brother Monkey!

Lin Hai was filled with joy, Madhu, if you dare to trick your elder brother, your elder brother will let the four generals of the Demon Family beat you hard!

Among Lin Hai's WeChat friends, Mo Li Qing is the only one of the four generals of the Mo family. He was added by Mo Li Qing when he bought the Qingxin Pill. Lin Hai's first pot of gold was Tang Bohu's original "Ye Yu" which he obtained from Mo Li Qing. "Hundred Women Picture".

Lin Hai directly found Mo Liqing's WeChat account and sent the message.

Little Confused Immortal: My dear friend, how is the matter of overcoming the heavenly tribulation going?

Mo Li Qing: Of course it was successful, otherwise I would have become a scumbag by now. What's wrong with me?

Little confused fairy: It’s okay, I just wanted to say hello. My fairy friend’s painting “The Picture of a Hundred Daughters at Night” is really a classic! (Followed by a raised eyebrow expression)

When Lin Hai mentioned this, Moli Qing, who had a somewhat cold tone, immediately became energetic.

Mo Li Qing: Haha, classic, right? Look at the lifelike beauties above, with their sultry poses and intoxicated expressions, tsk tsk tsk, it really makes people feel itchy just looking at it!

Little confused fairy: The King of Heaven is a man of temperament, so he must have practiced many of these postures, right? Do you have any thoughts? (Followed by a smirking expression)

Moli Qing: What are you going to practice with? Who should you practice with? The four of us brothers are notoriously poor. Which fairy is willing to practice with us? It's a pity for us that we are so talented. In the end, it can only be us four brothers. When we have nothing to do, we can discuss it verbally!

puff!

"Ouch!" Lin Hai almost vomited when he saw Mo Liqing's reply. What the hell are four unshaven old men doing to exchange ideas? Isn't it too spicy?

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Not bad, it has a different flavor!

After finishing the opening remarks, Lin Hai felt that it was time to get down to business.

Little Confused Fairy: Heavenly King, I heard that in the entire Heaven, you four brothers are the most well-informed people. They are known as the know-it-alls in Heaven. No matter big or small, there is nothing you don’t know. Is it true?

Mo Li Qing: Haha, my fellow immortals have been praised. How can we be so powerful? However, there are really not many things we don’t know about in heaven. (followed by a laughing emoji)

Lin Hai patted him over with no trace of flattery, and Mo Liqing was suddenly confused.

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Can I ask the King of Heaven about something?

Mo Li Qing: You say it, you say it! What are you being polite about?

Little confused fairy: Before the last peach feast of the Queen Mother, many gods and goddesses lost their treasures. Do the gods know this? Moli Qing: Damn, why don’t you know! Our brother also lost four of his treasures. We got them by selling his pants, but they were stolen by a dead monkey. His grandma's. If I couldn't beat him, I would have to take off his pants and pick them out one by one. His monkey hair has been plucked out! (Behind is a

annoyed expression)

"Hey, he's so rude!" Lin Hai looked contemptuous. He was such a wretched man!

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Isn’t that right? King of heaven! How come I heard that the things were not stolen by monkeys, but by Taishang Laojun who used his great supernatural powers to get them? Moreover, many people saw the lost treasures at Taishang Laojun's place!

Mo Li Qing: Damn it, is it true? (followed by a shocked expression)

Little Muddle-headed Fairy: There shouldn’t be any lies, and Sun Wukong has a bad reputation. When everyone loses something, they all blame it on him and won’t doubt others. That’s why Taishang Laojun took action this time. Anyway, Sun Wukong takes the blame. !

Mo Li Qing: Damn, Taishang Laojun is so insidious?

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: No, and I’m telling you, don’t tell anyone else. It is said that this news was accidentally spread by Hong Hai’er. You know the relationship between Hong Hai’er and Taishang Laojun! (Followed by a raised eyebrow expression)

Mo Li Qing: I don’t understand. What’s the relationship between Red Boy and Taishang Laojun? (followed by a confused expression)

puff!

Damn, this guy is so slow. It seems that I have overestimated his IQ, so I have to give him a try!

Little confused fairy: Who in heaven knows the true fire of samadhi?

Mo Li Qing: Taishang Laojun and Red Boy! Damn it, it’s hereditary! ! ! (followed by a shocked expression)

"Uh... Damn, how come this crooked way is so obvious? Does this guy have a high or low IQ?"

Lin Hai was originally going to list more evidence, but Mo Liqing immediately realized what happened to Lin Hai.

Little Confused Fairy: So, fellow fairies understand?

Mo Liqing: I understand, I should have thought of it a long time ago!

Little Confused Fairy: Oh, what a pity, Taishang Laojun has a transcendent status, so everyone dares to be angry but dare not speak out! (Followed by a helpless expression)

Mo Li Qing: Taishang Laojun is simply too much!

Little confused fairy: Who says it’s not the case! By the way, Heavenly King, let’s just complain about this in private. You must not tell anyone.

Mo Li Qing: I know, I know, I have a serious problem in my heart and I won’t tell anyone! That’s it, let’s chat another day!

Mo Liqing hurriedly ended the conversation with Lin Hai, and then began to send group messages impatiently:

Fairy friend, here is the exclusive inside story. All the treasures we lost were stolen by the Supreme Lord. Moreover, the underwear of the Seven Fairies, the tube top of Dian Mu, the foot-binding cloth of Fairy Yaochi, the Queen Mother’s small clothes, and Zhu Bajie’s big pants, It was all stolen by Taishang Laojun!

puff!

Lin Hai also received the group message from Mo Liqing, and he burst out laughing when he saw the comments from behind!

Damn, you really found the right guy, it’s not a big deal. Also, what’s the matter with Zhu Bajie’s big pants? Isn't this too embarrassing for Laojun?

But Mi Tai is so good, my brother feels really happy watching it!

I thought it was over, but soon, another group message was sent out. Also, have you heard that Red Boy is the illegitimate son of Taishang Laojun, and it is said that Nezha is too, and the students of the Tianting Academy of the Tenth Prince of the Dragon King of the West are all the illegitimate sons of Taishang Laojun, and that academy is It was opened for his own family. It is said that in the past two days, Laojun looked at the young people in his family.

Cow, his eyes are shining again!

puff!

"Hahaha, okay!" Lin Hai cheered with his arms raised. He really found the right person. This guy is so capable of spreading rumors. He only talked about a popular boy, but in the end, this guy dragged all the students of the academy into trouble.

Cruel, cruel enough!

Moli Qing: By the way, don’t tell anyone else, I only sent it to you!

"Nah, what a talent! How shameless!" Lin Hai almost laughed so hard that he was obviously a group member, but he was telling lies with his eyes open. There was really no one like him.

However, Lin Hai was very satisfied, very satisfied! Didn’t Taishang Laojun trick him? Mo Li Qing has created such a big rumor, is it enough for you to bear it?

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