Chapter 1149 Beauty Exists because of Me!

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"Nima!"

Lin Hai's pupils suddenly shrank, and he saw three or four inner demon beasts swimming slowly a few hundred meters behind him, causing the sea water to undulate.

"Walk!"

Lin Hai did not dare to stop at all. He put away the three-pointed two-edged knife with a thought and quickly swam to the side.

Fortunately, those inner monsters didn't seem to expect anyone to intrude into their territory. They swam leisurely one by one, not even noticing Lin Hai's existence.

After swimming out for several kilometers, until the inner demon monster could no longer be seen, Lin Hai let out a sigh of relief and frowned at the same time.

"This won't work. There are too few opportunities for the inner demon monster to be alone. And looking at the situation just now, even if it is alone, there will be other inner demon monsters nearby. Once it takes action, it will definitely make a noise. If it attracts all The monsters in my heart have become active, so I don’t even have the chance to find a pass.”

"Go up first, we must think of a good way!" In desperation, Lin Hai had no choice but to swim upward, and returned to the sea after a while.

"Lin Hai, how are you?" Yu Tianze asked with a concerned look on his face when he saw Lin Hai emerging from the sea not far away.

"No!" Lin Hai shook his head and explained the situation under the sea.

After Yu Tianze heard this, he bit his red lips lightly, then suddenly raised his head, a trace of determination flashed through his smart eyes.

"How about I go down! My realm is higher than yours, and my Qi is stronger than yours. I should be able to dive deeper!"

"I don't agree!" After hearing this, Lin Hai decisively rejected Yu Tianze's words.

"The situation under the sea is very dangerous. Although the inner demons have been silenced, there are still many wandering under the sea. You are not immune to the inner demons. Once you encounter them, you will definitely be in trouble!"

"But do you have a better way?"

Lin Hai was stunned for a moment, then suddenly looked at Yu Tianze and nodded solemnly.

"have!"

"What can we do?" Yu Tianze's eyes suddenly lit up!

"Let's go back to the shore first!" After Lin Hai finished speaking, he took Yu Tianze's little hand and returned to the shore after a few ups and downs.

Taking out his mobile phone, Lin Hai opened WeChat and found Monk Sha's WeChat again.

"This mobile phone again?" Yu Tianze looked at Lin Hai with curiosity on his face.

Lin Hai did not speak, but edited a message and sent it to Monk Sha.

Little confused fairy: Are you there? I have something to do with you!

Sha Wujing: Senior brother is right!

puff!

Lin Hai almost burst into tears when he saw Monk Sha's reply. This guy really only knows this classic line.

Little confused fairy: What did your senior brother say again? (followed by a sweating expression)

Sha Wujing: Senior brother asked me what benefits I gave you. I said that I gave you two monster inner elixirs and a magic bead curtain. Then senior brother said that I was too stingy and said that you would definitely be dissatisfied. Soon You will come to me again. As soon as I finished speaking, you came to my door. (followed by an innocent expression)

"Haha, it turns out that such a senior brother is right!" Lin Hai finally understood, but what Sun Wukong said made sense. This monk Sha was too stingy and would not give him anything cool.

Little confused fairy: Your senior brother is indeed right, you are really too stingy! (followed by a look of contempt)

Sha Wujing: Brother, I am poor, really poor! All the good things in me were exchanged for gold. (followed by a crying emoji)

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Okay, don’t cry poor, I’m not here to ask for treasures from you.

Sha Wujing: Huh? If you had told me earlier, you would have scared me! So if you want anything from me, just ask, I, Lao Sha, am never vague or stingy with my friends! (followed by a chest-slapping expression)

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Um... I want to ask, where is your face?

This Monk Sha is really not as loyal and honest as he played in Journey to the West. When he saw that he didn't want the treasure, he immediately pretended to be generous again, and his face was comparable to that of Zhu Bajie!

Sha Wujing: My face! How do you know my face is missing! (followed by a shocked expression)

Damn it!

Lin Hai burst into laughter and was really speechless.

What he said was obviously a sarcastic statement, what do you mean, it was a mistake? Monk Sha's face is really missing?

Sha Wujing: Alas, when I mention my face, I feel sad again. The quicksand gold you collected for me just added another layer to my whole body, but when it came to my face, it happened to be gone. So now my whole body is golden, except for Excluding the face, from a distance, doesn’t it look like there is no face at all? (followed by a tearful expression)

"Your face was torn off by my brother!" Lin Hai was amused. The part of quicksand gold that Monk Sha lacked happened to be the part that he had brought into the Holy Realm.

Little Muddle-headed Fairy: Okay, let’s not talk about face. With your appearance, it’s better to have no face than to have one! Let me ask you, how did you make a golden body out of gold?

Sha Wujing: Please don’t question my appearance. I just participated in the Buddhist Beauty Contest some time ago and won an award! (Followed by a proud expression)

"What?" Lin Hai's eyes suddenly widened. Can Monk Sha win a beauty pageant with his appearance?

Lin Hai simply couldn't imagine what kind of aesthetics those monks in the Buddhist world had?

Little confused fairy: What award did you win?

Lin Hai couldn't help but asked curiously.

Monk Sha: Best foil award! Buddha even gave me a very complimentary comment! Buddha said, without me, there would be no beauty! Listen, this is a high praise for my appearance, or it was said by the Buddha himself. After living for so long, I know for the first time that beauty exists because of me! (followed by an excited expression)

puff!

"Hahaha, this idiot!" Lin Hai couldn't hold it in any longer and burst out laughing.

Are those words of Buddha a compliment from him? Best foil award, don’t you understand?

What Buddha really means is that because of your existence, everything looks beautiful!

"What a narcissistic but unaware idiot!" Lin Hai shook his head speechlessly.

Little Confused Immortal: As for the most beautiful man in the Buddhist world, no, the most beautiful man in heaven, can you tell me how the golden body is made?

Sha Wujing: I couldn’t tell you originally, but since you are so honest and upright in what you say, I will tell you. (followed by a laughing emoji)

"Honest and upright?" Lin Hai was already laughing so hard. Just because he called him the most beautiful man in heaven, did he become an honest and upright boy?

Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Then I’ll thank the most beautiful man in heaven first. (Followed by an expression covering his mouth and laughing)

Sha Wujing: Haha, no thanks, but this is the secret passed down by Tathagata Buddha himself. If the Dharma is not passed down to the six ears, don’t tell others! (Followed by a shushing expression)

"The Tathagata Buddha personally passed it on!" Lin Hai was shocked when he saw this. He immediately put away his cheerful expression and became extremely solemn.

Tathagata Buddha is the ancestor of ten thousand Buddhas. The Dharma of Buddhism is transcendent, superior to all Buddhas and immortals. He is on an equal footing with the Taoist Patriarch Taishang Laojun. He can be called the best master in the realms of immortals and Buddhas. Even Sun Wukong cannot turn over the super power in the palm of his hand. What an invincible and awesome person!

Lin Hai couldn't help but think of the Tathagata palm sealed in his body by Tathagata Buddha before. After being unsealed, Qin Tian, ​​who was in the Nascent Soul stage, was directly swatted into pieces of flesh like a fly.

The palm power of the seal has such divine power. The golden body method passed down by him personally cannot be an ordinary method. It is definitely a supernatural power that defies the heavens!

Little confused fairy: Don’t worry, this method of creating a golden body is known to heaven and earth. You know it and I know it, and I will never tell anyone else!

Sha Wujing: Okay, I believe you. Now I will teach you how to build a golden body. You must remember it!

When Lin Hai saw it, he was immediately focused and stared at the phone screen without blinking!