Chapter 804 Ten Death Knocks! !
Xie Chen's usual solution to the grudges he made on the basketball court is to return it to the opponent on the basketball court. However, Bargnani is now playing in the Spanish league. As an NBA player, Xie Chen has no chance to fight with Bargnani again. Clash on the basketball court.
Therefore, when Xie Chen learned that Bargnani maliciously slandered him on Twitter some time ago, although Xie Chen was angry, he could do nothing about him. Fortunately, the Bargnani is gone now, but the past Bargnani stayed.
Now in the legendary plot, Xie Chen wants to teach Bargnani a lesson no matter what. The first time he taught him a lesson was the "death button". This time Xie Chen still used the "death button". Flying over his head humiliated.
"I did it once before, this time I jumped from behind him." Xie Chen had already tried to use Carter to jump over Bargnani once, the way Carter flew over the French center. This time he wanted to change his posture and use a different dunk action. , there will be more fun.
Every player on the basketball court, especially when in a defensive state, will pay attention to the movement of the ball at all times, even if his opponent is not the person currently holding the ball.
In other words, if Xie Chen wants to fly over Bargnani with the ball, it will be difficult to leap behind Bargnani. No matter how stupid Bargnani is or how slow his reaction is, it is impossible for him to stand under the basket and keep his back turned. The opponent's ball carrier.
Therefore, if Xie Chen wants to leap from behind Bargnani this time, he can only play without the ball.
Therefore, Xie Chen discussed the next cooperation with his teammate Luol Deng.
First let Luol Deng attack with the ball on one side, attracting Bargnani to face Luol Deng's direction, while Xie Chen is always ready on the other side. When the opportunity arises, Xie Chen will immediately get up and fly over Bargnani. Complete the alley-oop death slam.
"I hope he still doesn't like dancing so much." Xie Chen thought to himself.
Immediately afterwards, Luol Deng attacked with the ball and went to the basket head-on. However, Bargnani was not indifferent. He actually took the initiative to greet Luol Deng and blocked the ball that Luol Deng was about to throw, resulting in this alley-oop. Cooperation failed.
Unfortunately, the year Xie Chen met Bargnani was exactly when he was at his best in blocking shots in his NBA career. He averaged one block per game. At the same time in 2009, he was the current Warriors center Pachuli. That’s twice as much as Asia!
"If he averages one block per game, he has completed his task now, right?" Xie Chen hopes that Bargnani will not be so alert next time.
Then, Xie Chen changed another teammate to cooperate. This time, Ingram passed the ball to Xie Chen. Sure enough, Ingram's offense did not make Bargnani move too sensitively. He still stood in place. Not moved at all.
Xie Chen’s opportunity has come!
On the other side, Xie Chen jumped up from behind Bargnani!
Soon, Xie Chen had already flown to the top of Bargnani's head, but Bargnani was still unknown, but soon he found a palm gently pressing his head.
"What is this!" Bargnani was startled. When Xie Chen flew over Bargnani, he gently pressed his head with the palm of his left hand.
After that, Xie Chen leaped over Bargnani's head, then received a pass from his teammate, caught the ball in the air and dunked it with both hands behind his back!
The scene was instantly shocked!
"Oh my god, what was that just now! That No. 0 actually jumped over Bargnani's head..."
"This is even more shocking than Vince Carter's death slam!"
After Xie Chen completed the leap and clasped his hands behind his back, when he landed, he couldn't help but lean forward and finally fell to the ground. In fact, this action was also dangerous. Xie Chen couldn't do such an action. If you dare to use it easily in the real NBA, the coach will definitely go crazy after seeing it.
Because this is a fictional legendary plot, Xie Chen is not afraid of anything or getting hurt. Anyway, even if he is injured, it will not affect himself in the real world.
After Bargnani was jumped by Xie Chen, he was still confused. He didn't know what happened at all, and he didn't see how Xie Chen took off and jumped over him because he was pressed by Xie Chen. When Xie Chen dunked, he kept his head down. He only heard a heavy dunk and saw Xie Chen falling to the ground.
"He leaped over me?" Bargnani realized after a long time.
"This damn guy! He dared to fly over my head!" Bargnani became more and more angry. After all, he was the No. 1 pick and now the second-in-command of the Raptors. With Bosh gone, he will be the boss. !
Xie Chen quickly felt the hatred in Bargnani's eyes towards him, so he stepped forward and whispered to him: "Do you know why I am so powerful? I was injected with a serum called 'Mirakuru', which the alliance cannot detect." If I come out, the government won't be able to find out that I'm any different from ordinary people. Do you want some?"
The reason why I say this is because Bargnani supported James's speculation on Twitter some time ago. Since you also think this is the case, then I will admit it generously.
"What nonsense Mirakuru? Do you think I'm a fool?! Next time you dare to be so arrogant, I will throw you into the audience!" Bargnani obviously thought that Xie Chen was teasing him.
Xie Chen chuckled and ignored him.
Because he was forcibly kissed by Ajiali who was in the first row of the audience during the last game against the Timberwolves, Xie Chen did not plan to practice saving when he played against the current Raptors. However, in the legendary plot, he This can be continued with impunity.
Then, it was seen that Xie Chen might fly into the auditorium at any time, causing a chaos.
"Flying out again, this guy is really not afraid of getting hurt." Seeing Xie Chen flying out again without any scruples, Bargnani suspected that there was something really wrong with Xie Chen's health.
As the game progressed, this suspicion became stronger and stronger until Xie Chen used O'Neal's dunk ability and directly knocked Bargnani into the air to complete the dunk. Bargnani completely believed what Xie Chen said before. !
Bargnani, who fell to the ground, did not feel it was a shame to be dunked by a point guard. When he got up from the ground, he showed an excited smile...
"Is there something wrong with Andrea?" Chris Bosh saw this shocking scene and thought his teammate Bargnani would be very angry. Unexpectedly, he didn't feel ashamed but smiled instead.
Where is Bargnani thinking about his detention now? What he was thinking was what if what Xie Chen just said was true? If there really is something in the world that can make the body stronger, once Bargnani gets it, wouldn't he be as powerful as Xie Chen?
"If I can get that thing, I will become the Shaquille O'Neal of this era! No, I will be ten times more terrifying than O'Neal! Hahahahaha!" Bargnani is two meters tall. If the body changes Once he gets stronger, he will be invincible in the paint!
He had already begun to imagine how powerful it would be to sweep across the basket like O'Neal!
I saw Bargnani walking towards Xie Chen who was humiliating him, but with a low profile, he said softly: "I was wrong, I shouldn't have disbelieved you."
Xie Chen had guessed Bargnani's little thoughts and gave him a meaningful smile.
Bargnani felt that he had something to play for, and Xie Chen must be willing to share it with him, otherwise he would not tell him the secret.
Therefore, Bargnani did not dare to make any mistakes in his defense against Xie Chen. As long as Xie Chen came over, Bargnani would never maliciously stop him, just like an undercover agent, allowing Xie Chen to dunk at will.
After halftime, Bargnani secretly ran to the visiting team's locker room and called Xie Chen out.
Xie Chen looked at Bargnani's flattering look and smiled: "I dunked you four times in the first half. I think you must have come to teach me a lesson or warn me."
Bargnani hurriedly said: "How could it be! Don't say that! You are willing to tell me such an important secret just because you treat me as a brother. Don't mention deducting four points from me. Even if you deduct ten points in one game, I don't care." !Brother, I have learned how strong you are. I wonder if brother, can you make me as strong as you? When we form a team together, one inside and one outside, there will be absolutely no opponent in the league!"
Xie Chen saw that Bargnani had believed what he had made up before, so he said: "The reason why I told you this is actually to build you. Although I have become stronger, I am only six feet three inches after all. A point guard, so I need a tall inside man, and you are just right."
Bargnani's eyes shone and he asked happily: "Really? Are you really willing to build me?"
Xie Chen patted Bargnani on the shoulder and said: "Of course, after you are injected with Mirakuru's serum, you will become the most terrifying insider in the league, you will become a real superstar, you will By becoming an All-Star, you will have sky-high endorsements and contracts, and you will gain hundreds of millions of fans and followers!"
Xie Chen said that Bargnani drooled.
"Who is the number one center in the league now?" Xie Chen asked.
"It's Dwight Howard." Bargnani replied, but when he saw that Xie Chen was of yellow race, he immediately changed his mind and said, "No, it's Yao from the Houston Rockets!"
Xie Chen said: "Don't care who it is, after you change your body, you will completely destroy them! Do you know how O'Neal played at his peak?"
Bargnani nodded vigorously.
"You will be more domineering than O'Neal in his prime! Get the ball, hit it with your body, and Dwight Howard will fly!" Xie Chen said exaggeratedly.
Bargnani was very excited after hearing this. Is he going to become a historical star? !
"Is there a woman you like? You should be very interested in those young models with good figures." Xie Chen said with a smile.
Bargnani smiled and said: "There is a female model that I like very much. Her figure is too good. Unfortunately, she has high vision and rejected me."
"Do you think that woman will reject LeBron James?" Xie Chen continued to ask.
Bargnani chuckled, "That Bichi took the initiative to crawl onto LeBron's big bed before it was too late, how could he refuse!"
Xie Chen continued to deceive: "Soon, you will become a superstar more famous than LeBron James. By then, will there be any woman you want?"
Bargnani became excited, his eyes were shining, and he clenched his fists and said to himself: "When I become a superstar, I will play this bitch to death!"
"Play!" Xie Chen responded.
"I still want to chase the Kardashians!"
"Chase!"
"I'm going to drink Scarlett's bathwater!"
"Drink your ****!" Xie Chen immediately kicked Bargnani.
Bargnani realized that Scarlett might be the woman Xie Chen liked.
Xie Chen was not willing to talk nonsense with Bargnani anymore and said to him: "If you want these fantasies to become reality, then you will have to fly over your head ten times this game! I deducted four times from you in the first half. Although not all of them are leaps, they can be counted as four."
Bargnani hesitated for a moment. It was such a shame for a player to be jumped over his head. But in order to become a superstar, Bargnani didn't care about anything else, so he immediately agreed.
In real NBA games, Xie Chen basically won't perform dunks like the death dunk anymore. It's not that Xie Chen doesn't have the ability to do this, but that such dunks are too hard and draw more hatred than any player. This is so insulting to someone who has a wife, children and even a fan base, and Xie Chen doesn't want to do it.
But having this kind of ability but not being able to use it will always make people feel uncomfortable. Xie Chen just wanted to have fun tonight.
Not long after the second half started, Xie Chen once again leapt past Bargnani!
"This feeling is so enjoyable!"
The feeling of deliberately leaping over someone is different from that of inadvertently leaping over someone. For example, Vince Carter just did it in the blink of an eye without thinking too much, while Xie Chen knew that he was going to leap over his opponent next, so psychologically The sense of excitement in advance is something Carter and his past self didn't have.
Soon, Xie Chen flew over Bargnani once and then again.
The fans at the scene also continued to sigh.
"Bargnani is too miserable. He was jumped so many times in one game."
"This guy is a fool, he never fails to jump!"
Finally, after Xie Chen dunked on Bargnani for the tenth time, Bargnani was replaced by the then Raptors coach who was going crazy.
Because of this leap, Xie Chen leaped from behind Bargnani again, but unlike the first time, this time, Xie Chen was holding the ball. In other words, Bargnani knew that Xie Chen was coming, but didn't Turn around.
"This guy Bargnani is completely hopeless! He is a joke from beginning to end!" Someone at the scene said Phil Jackson's evaluation of Bargnani in 2015. The reason why the Zen master said this about him was because he was When Bargnani was injured, he wouldn't even do simple exercises without physical contact. He was just pretending to be sick. When encountering defensive transitions, he cannot keep up in time, and he is not active enough when defending pick-and-rolls.
When Chris Bosh saw his best helper on the team being abused like this, Bosh felt chilled and secretly said in his heart: "This team is hopeless. If I rely on such trash to assist me, I will never be able to win it in my lifetime." Champion, I’m going to hug my thighs!”