Chapter 505 [The God of Plague Is Alive Again! 】
The silence begins.
one second……
five seconds...
ten seconds...
Everyone closed their eyes and lowered their heads in silence for Dong Xuebin. At this moment, the memorial hall was silent, and the solemn atmosphere returned to the hall, which could not be dispersed for a long time.
Dong, rest in peace.
Director Dong, you are well on your way.
Xiaobin, you can go in peace.
Standing at the door, Dong Xuebin put away his moved tears, looked left and right, mōmō nose, he didn't know what to do for a while, now is not the time to move about his feelings, he has never experienced this situation, nor has he I have an example of what to do when I attend my own memorial service. What should I do? Shout out buddy is back? It's kind of like that, isn't it? How to say that?
Forget it, let's go ahead and talk about it.
There were a lot of people in the last row. Luo Haiting, Lin Pingping and others were there blocking it. Dong Xuebin walked around and couldn't find any space, so he walked behind Lin Pingping and touched her.
Lin Pingping was startled, but still closed her eyes and did not move her nest.
Dong Xuebin blinked, pulled her again, and let his buddy go over.
Lin Pingping was annoyed, thinking who hates it so much. Why didn't she watch the silence? Why didn't she respect the dead at all? What are you doing to touch me?
She still didn't look back, bowed her head in silence.
Dong Xuebin was speechless, and simply squeezed away from her and walked in.
Lin Pingping finally couldn't take it anymore, she raised her head and stared at the person coming, wanting to see who was so annoying, but Lin Pingping was stunned the next moment!
For a second... for three seconds...
"Ah!" With a scream, Lin Pingping almost fainted!
Luo Haiting frowned on the side, what happened to Xiao Lin? I'm holding a moment of silence for Director Xiao Dong, what are you calling?
But when Luo Haiting turned her head to look at the past, she was so frightened that she took a few steps back subconsciously, "Hey!"
one after another,
Many people's accusing eyes fell one after another. What are the noisy people doing? I don't know if this is a memorial service? Who doesn't know the rules so much? What kind of system? During the moment of silence, didn't it make Huilan County Magistrate's face look bad? This is death!
But when they saw that person, without exception, everyone was frightened!
"Dong, Director Dong!"
"Dong Xuebin?"
"Xiao Dong!?"
I got it!
Damn it!
There was an uproar in the memorial hall, and things went haywire at once. Many people reflexively avoided a few steps and gave up several meters around Dong Xuebin!
I am grass! what happened? Is this a scam?
No one thought that Dong Xuebin's funeral was being held, but the master, who should have been dead for a long time, came in calmly from the outside!
What's the situation? ?
It's not that everyone is making a fuss, it's really fucking scary!
Xie Huilan, Yu Meixia and others were also stunned, especially Luan Xiaoping, who was completely stupid.
Look at Dong Xuebin, look at the coffin, look at the black and white portrait of Dong Xuebin..., everyone is horrified!
Seeing this, Dong Xuebin was also embarrassed and felt that he should say something, so he cleared his throat and coughed: "Thank you for your concern, something happened to the plane in front of my eyes, I was lucky, I managed to escape. Yi Jie jumped into the water ahead of time and made do with it for a few days, and then I met the boat and was rescued back to the country, ahem, and I made everyone busy, I’m sorry, I’m sorry.”
Silently, no one spoke.
Seeing Dong Xuebin sneeringly said: "Thank you everyone for attending my funeral, what, don't leave for a while, I'll book a table and invite everyone to dinner." It feels so awkward to give a speech at his own funeral. Come on, hey, forget about it.
Still no one spoke.
Dong Xuebin sweated for a moment, and quickly gave his mother a glance, "Mom, don't be stunned for the portrait or something, hurry up and withdraw it, it's not dead yet." "Xiaobin!" Luan Xiaoping shouted!
Crematorium staff were also dumbfounded.
Humans, not ghosts!
I go! The god of plague is alive again!
"It's really Director Dong!"
"Director Dong is not dead! Not dead!"
Immediately, the pot was smashed, and it was lively!
Ding Li and Yu Zhengzhi were stunned and had no idea what they were feeling.
Luan Xiaofu, who had been in poor health for the past few days, didn't know where the strength came from, so she ran over in two steps and hugged Dong Xuebin, "Son! It's really my son!" She couldn't move, she couldn't move Can't speak anymore, "My son is back! Back!"
Dong Xuebin's eyes were wet, "Mom, don't cry, don't cry, I'm fine."
"You scared mom to death!" Luan Xiaoping couldn't stop crying, the tears fell faster, "Wuwu, where have you been! I haven't contacted my family for so many days!" "I've been at sea all the time! I'm floating, where can I find a phone." "Then why didn't you call me just now!" "I'll call when I get back, but your cell phones are all turned off.
"You scare mom! You scare mom!"
"I'm sorry for worrying you."
While comforting my mother here, Luo Haiting, Guo Panwei and some other cadres from China Merchants Bureau came up eagerly.
"Director Dong!" Lin Pingping said.
"Are you injured?" Guo Panwei looked anxious.
"How is your body?" Luo Haiting also seemed to have something to ask.
Dong Xuebin smiled and nodded to them, "I'm fine, everyone is thinking about it, I'm in good health, and I'm not injured."
Suddenly, a cry was overwhelming Dong Xuebin, and Xie Huilan's younger brother Xie Hao stepped forward and gave Dong Xuebin a bear hug, "I'm so stupid! Brother Dong, you know how to come back! I thought you were burping. It's too much! I lost so many tears! It's too embarrassing!"
Dong Xuebin's heart warmed, "Why are you here?"
Xie Hao said: "Damn! Can I not attend your funeral? My mother and aunt will come over later!"
"Oh, don't come here, it's all right here."
Xie Hao wiped away his tears and scolded: "This is cheating my tears, I'm fucking crying!" "It's alright, old men, why are you crying, hey, don't wipe your nose on me, you!"
"Xuebin!" Over there, Yu Meixia also pulled Xiao Qianqian over in disbelief, with tears in her eyes, "Really... Xuebin?" Dong Xuebin laughed, "It's me, Sister Yu, just a few days ago. God, don't you know me?"
"Xuebin!" Yu Meixia wanted to rush up at the time, but after seeing the surroundings, she bit her mouth and didn't move her nest, just sniffing her nose and wiping her tears.
But Yu Qianqian jumped on it, "Uncle! Woohoo! Uncle! Uncle! I miss you!"
Dong Xuebin smiled and hugged her warmly, mōmō her head, "Uncle misses you too, be good, stop crying, isn't this coming back?"
"My mother said you were dead, but I didn't believe it! Woohoo... I knew you would be fine!"
Cao Xupeng was also infected by this scene, "It's okay to be okay, it's okay to be okay."
"Xiang [Book], Cao [Book], Huang [Book] Xuebin coaxed Xiao Qianqian and looked back,
He quickly greeted several leaders and said, "Thank you for your concern."
There were too many people, and almost everyone greeted Dong Xuebin twice, which made him too busy.
After a while, the scene suddenly became quiet, and some people around him automatically gave way. When Dong Xuebin turned around, he happened to see Xie Huilan.
Xie Huilan looked at him and said lightly, "Are you back?"
Dong Xuebin nodded and said, "I'm back."
Kowtowing slightly, Xie Huilan looked very calm, but just as she opened her mouth to say something, she swayed under her feet. Fortunately, Hu Silian, who was beside her, quickly supported her.
"Thank you, Mayor!"
"Hui Lan!"
Dong Xuebin panicked, ran up and said, "What's the matter? Is it important?" He wanted to call an ambulance.
Xie Huilan's face was a little pale, and she smiled, "It's okay, make a fuss." Hu Sijing said: "The county magistrate Huilan hasn't eaten much these days, maybe the blood sugar is too low, this... Who has sugar? Who? Did you take it?" Xie Jing took it and quickly took out a piece and gave it to her eldest sister.
After Xie Huilan ate it, her face looked a little better, and she didn't use Hu Silian to support her. She waved her hand to indicate that she was fine, and then she smiled and looked at Dong Xuebin, let out a breath, and smiled and stroked the collar of his shirt, "I I know your kid won't die so easily!"
Dong Xuebin snorted, "I promised you to come back, we can't keep our word."
"Okay, just come back." Xie Huilan took the trouble to stroke his clothes over and over again, once, three times, five times, seven times, nothing could be seen from her smiling expression, but Dong Xuebin could feel her slight smile. Shaking fingertips.
Dong Xuebin felt sorry for her and said, "Don't move, just sit down and rest, Xiaohao, come and support your eldest sister." "I'm fine, hehe." While supporting her Dong Xuebin looked at his mother and said: " Mom, let's remove the portrait, and the coffin circle is too, ahem, I'm panicking when I see it!"
Xie Huilan laughed, "You!"
By this time, the funeral will not be possible.
Nonsense, the main master is back, who else is there to mourn?
Dong Xuebin, Luan Xiaoping and others immediately greeted guests, and they were very embarrassed to return the "white bags" given by everyone according to their names. No one died, and the money must not be collected.
Some immediately turned on their phones and shared the startling news with acquaintances and friends.
"Hey, Lao Xu, let me tell you something, Director Xiao Dong is alive... Hey, what did I lie to you for... Really alive!"
"Hey, Lao Zhao, Dong Yichang is back... Of course it's a real person, I saw it with my own eyes!"
Then, the news that the god of plague was alive spread throughout Yantai County!
Dong Xuebin is back?
Not only was he safe and sound, but he even came back unscathed?
After hearing this, some people who had a very bad relationship with Dong Xuebin almost jumped and cursed their mother!
I got it! That was a plane crash! But the machine is ruined! More than 200 people on the plane died! No life left! Is it just you, Dong Xuebin, who survived? Still red, nothing at all?
What the hell is your life force!
This can't fucking die! ? x-on:.