Chapter 335 [Magic Show! 】

Chapter 335 Magic Show! (two more)

County Party School.

The auditorium, on the podium.

The music of the background accompaniment is still going on. The music is mainly drums and is very intense. It is estimated that it is a recording for the one-handed brick-cracking program. After Dong Xuebin held the microphone on the stage and made a simple sentence, the eyes of everyone below all turned to him. Many people didn't know there was something going on here, and they all applauded him and looked forward to the legendary performance of Director Xiao Dong. , and some people knew what was going on, and looked at the joke with a cold eye. Finally, some county leaders such as Huang Li and Gengyu frowned and watched how Dong Xuebin solved this siege.

done?

It's just to lose Dong Xuebin's face alone.

Bad handling?

It was not only Dong Xuebin who lost face, but also the face of Xie Huilan who promoted him to the top!

The five bricks were stacked together, almost reaching Dong Xuebin's knees. At this time, the rhythm of the music slowed down and ended, and then the next brisk music began. Dong Xuebin was delayed for a minute before playing. It's time to end, and change to a new song. Dong Xuebin felt that the rhythm of the song was just right, so he inserted the microphone into the shelf, smiled, and gently rolled up his sleeves.

Looking at this posture, is it about to split bricks?

The deputy county magistrate, Geng Yu, shook his head in his heart. You, the director of the Investment Promotion Bureau, went to chop bricks. What does it look like? He thinks that this Xiao Dong's political wisdom is too poor.

Many people thought so too, but Dong Xuebin's words left many people stunned for a moment.

Dong Xuebin smiled and said: "Before we start, let me make a magic trick for everyone."

Magic? Isn't the show splitting bricks with one hand? Someone whispered to the bottom.

Temporarily change the program? Qin Yong, Hu Silian and the others looked at the stage thoughtfully.

Geng Yu, Huang Li, Liang Chengpeng and the others nodded slightly. Change the program? It seems that Xiao Dong is not stupid. Knowing that it is easy to avoid the key points, in this situation, temporarily changing the program is actually a last resort. After weighing the pros and cons, such a choice can be less humiliating. Magic is more than a brick. Mysterious and elegant, it is in line with the image of China Merchants Bureau. First, divert the audience's attention, use other programs to divert the topic, and then ignore the matter of breaking bricks with one hand, which is barely able to fool it. The main thing is whether this magic can attract people, this is the key to changing the topic.

Dong Xuebin seemed very confident,

He said to the backstage, "Can you make a god by giving me a deck of playing cards?"

After a while, a staff member came up with a deck of cards. The new ones were not unpacked.

"Thank you." Dong Xuebin took this small prop, unpacked it, took out the card, and held it up for everyone to see, "Everyone, please look at it, this is a new set of cards, the most common kind of poker sold on the street. Also, please pay attention to the back of the card, this is not a magic card, there is no mark." The camera zoomed in, and a close-up of poker was displayed on the big screen behind the podium, and everyone could see it clearly.

Many people below nodded, it was indeed ordinary poker.

Dong Xuebin said with a smile: "Okay, it's easy after confirming this, what I have to do now is to hand over the playing cards to everyone, please cooperate with all leaders and colleagues, anyone can create a god, don't let When I see the land, I randomly take a card from the poker and take it, and don't let other people see it. After a while, I will be lucky, and then I will be able to guess what cards are in everyone's hands."

Many people don't believe it.

Generally, to perform this kind of magic, it is necessary to have childcare, that is, internal response. But many people know that Dong Xuebin is rushing ducks to the shelves this time, and he has no preparation at all. He wants to perform this kind of magic in this situation? Can it be done?

Dong Xuebin handed over the card, "Miss Su, do me a favor?"

"I'm happy to help." The host Su Jia took the poker with a smile, walked off the stage, and held the cards in her hands, so that not only Dong Xuebin, but also other people could not see the cards.

Su Jia first went to the row of county leaders.

Huang Li gave face very much, "I'll draw one." After that, he stretched out his hand and squeezed out a card from the middle, covering it in his hand.

Geng Yu also stretched out his hand and took a card from it.

Later, when Xiang Dao didn't move, Xie Huilan and Chen Tongbing each took a card. After finishing this, Su Jia took the cards and walked to the back of the auditorium. Along the way, people stretched out their hands to get the cards from time to time. At the back, Qin Yong and Hu Silian also took one from Su Jia's hand.

The cards were less than half in the blink of an eye.

Seeing that Su Jia was going to give a card, Dong Xuebin wiped the sweat from his forehead, took the microphone and said: "Host, what, you can make a god and come back, you really sacrificed me, and you didn't take you to the ground. , you still want to give out all the cards left? My strength is limited, so I'm not exhausted?"

He was very humorous and everyone laughed.

Su Jia covered her mouth and snorted, and stopped the cards, "I can also draw one from the gods, right?"

Dong Xuebin gritted his teeth tangled, and finally nodded as if he was going out of his way, "Pick it!"

Huang Li was happy to see it, and said that this kid can adjust the atmosphere quite well.

Su Jia touched one and covered it in her hand.

"Okay." Dong Xuebin rubbed his hands, "I'll talk about the cards in everyone's hands, I'm going to be lucky, pay attention, this is the moment to witness the miracle!"

This is too familiar, and everyone laughed again.

Dong Xuebin took a deep breath, held it back, clasped his hands together and clenched his fists. For one second, five seconds, ten seconds, his face turned red. Suddenly, Dong Xuebin exhaled the breath heavily and his eyes lit up. : "It seems that Huang was the first to take the card. Let me talk about the card in Huang's hand first, Fang Pian, right?"

Huang Li smiled bitterly, picked up the card and held it up to show him, no, he was holding hearts.

Dong Xuebin knew that he guessed wrong, how could he do magic, he quickly shouted b for three seconds!

...

Time back!

Under the watchful eyes of the audience, Dong Xuebin said, "It seems that Huang was the first to win the card. Let me talk about the card in Huang's hand first, hearts, right?"

Everyone looked at Huang.

Huang Li was stunned for a moment, raised the card slightly, and the camera was aimed at the card face, hearts, actually right!

Dong Xuebin smiled, "The next one is the county magistrate, 3 of spades!"

Gengyu didn't even look at the cards. Hearing that, he lowered his head and turned it over to take a look. Hey, it's really a 3 of spades.

Someone shouted: "Don't say it in order!"

"Yeah, jump and say okay? What is this picture of mine?" Someone asked him a question.

Dong Xuebin said happily: "Okay, this is in your hand... Hey, good card, it's the king, right?"

The man was stunned, but he had no choice but to pick up the card and show it to everyone. He was really a king.

Now many people have seen it, the three cards are right in a row, this is definitely not a lucky coincidence, of course, the set of words that Dong Xuebin said about his exercise is obviously not reliable, it must be Is there any skill, otherwise what is called magic? But no one knows what happened.

Xie Huilan smiled and said, "Where is my card?"

"Xie county magistrate this..." Dong Xuebin paused and returned with a b. He smiled and said, "It's a billboard."

Billboards, generally there is an extra card in poker, some are blank, some are advertisements. Xie Huilan elegantly pinched the face of the card, and sure enough, it was a billboard!

Clap clap clap, thunderous applause, this magic is really interesting!

Xie Huilan smiled and glanced at Dong Xuebin.

Then, Dong Xuebin used b to say the cards in everyone's hands, one, five, ten, and there was no mistake once.

Huang Li also nodded secretly, this little Dong, he really had two strokes, a show that had no preparation at all actually made him perform well, now just finish the magic show, and then ignore the show of chopping bricks with one hand. If you go straight off the stage, the rebound will not be so big. Of course, there will definitely be some impact. A one-handed brick-cracking show was suddenly changed to a magic show. No matter how good the performance is, it is not beautiful in itself. It doesn't matter if you've been overcast or not, and even if you are, so what? People will only see that you can't handle interpersonal relationships, and that's what makes people hate it, not to mention the fact that the conflict is brought to the party of all the cadres. This influence is very bad, and it will cause people to question and resent it.

But there is no way to do it now, and it is the only way to avoid it.

Of course, if you can really chop bricks with one hand out of the style of China Merchants Bureau, without damaging the face of the director of China Merchants Bureau, this embarrassment will not happen again, everyone is happy, but... This is obviously not realistic, where in this world can there be such a thing What can be the best of both worlds? With a blushing neck and a thick arm, he chopping bricks with a big arm. Even if you have been hacking for ten years or a hundred years, you will not be able to chop with grace. Showing this kind of brute force, as a leader of the investment promotion bureau, it is a matter of not showing your face. Cheng also expects Dong Xuebin to cut flowers?

Soon, the poker performance was over, and Dong Xuebin bowed to thank him.

But seeing this, there is still a voice below: "By the way, isn't it chopping bricks with one hand?"

"Yeah, what about the brick-breaking show? I'm still looking forward to it."

"I forgot to mention it, yes, why did it change to a magic show? How did the show report? Can it all go wrong?"

"Isn't that fooling people?"

The dissatisfaction sounded, and some were purely for the purpose of watching a joke. For example, Lu Da, he took the lead in applauding from below. He insisted that Dong Xuebin perform one-handed chopping bricks, and wanted him to make a fool of himself in public. If Dong Xuebin really Hacked, the joke must have spread throughout the county.

Xie Huilan and Huang Li frowned at the same time.

Qin Yong gave Dong Xuebin a wink in the back and told him to get off the stage quickly. After all, he played the show and fooled it, which is not bad.

However, Dong Xuebin did not end, he looked at the audience with a smile, and said something that made everyone stunned, "Haha, I made everyone wait for a long time, since I signed up for the one-handed brick chopping program, how could I forget? Alright, okay, the warm-up time is over, let's enjoy the magic show - chopping bricks with one hand!"

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