Chapter 23 [It's Not Literate, It's Illiterate! 】

In the morning, the entire office was busy with drafts.

Zhou Changchun not only explained that Dong Xuebin should write it, but for insurance, everyone should write another copy to satisfy Director Yang.

Dong Xuebin's writing is the most firm. Although he has not seen the face of Deputy Director Yang Yizhong, but from the words of Tan Limei and others, since Deputy Director Yang's requirements for manuscripts are so strict, he must be someone similar to "Wen Qing" Feeling people, so Dong Xuebin tries to make his words a little more ethereal and literary, what idioms, ancient and modern Chinese and foreign allusions, all that can be used for him, all metaphors, similes, and all that can be written for him .

During the noon break, Dong Xuebin took his hands off the keyboard and nodded with satisfaction at the computer screen.

Okay, this time it will definitely work, Dong Xuebin ah Dong Xuebin, here's your chance to behave in front of the leaders!

Holding the speech, Dong Xuebin went upstairs to Yang Yizhong's office. As soon as he breathed out, he knocked on the door with confidence.

"Come in."

Dong Xuebin pushed open the door and went in. After seeing Yang Yizhong sitting on an office chair, he was a little startled. He felt that Deputy Director Yang was not the same as the "Wen Qing" he imagined, and was a little rough, but Dong Xuebin was already preconceived. , The heart said that the deceptive appearance is too deceptive, this girl must be a "wenqing" in her bones.

Yang Yizhong glanced at him with two thick brows, "Who are you?"

Dong Xuebin replied respectfully: "I'm Dong Xuebin, and I'm new to the general office."

"Oh, is the manuscript ready?" Deputy Director Yang stretched out his hand, "...I'll take a look."

Dong Xuebin handed the A4 paper to him full of excitement, and then happily waited for the leader's praise and praise. After he returned, Deputy Director Zhou and a few colleagues would definitely look at him with admiration.

But before Dong Xuebin was happy for three seconds, the speech was thrown back by Yang Yizhong.

"What are you writing? Ah?" Yang Yizhong's face sank, and he patted the table hard: "No shit!"

Dong Xuebin's face turned green, "Ah?" Can you not even look at it?

Yang Yizhong said loudly, "I said what's going on with your comprehensive management? I'm just wondering! You can't even write a simple speech? Especially yours! What topic range do I want you to write? You Let's see what you wrote?" He pointed angrily to the first few lines of the manuscript, "Knowing the glory and the end, Gong Gong and harmony, what is this? Ah? What is this?"

Dong Xuebin snorted, "Director Yang, you mispronounced it, that is... Knowing the honor and shame, and building harmony together."

Yang Yizhong was stabbed in the sore spot, and suddenly he was furious, "Laozi primary school culture! Can't you not know the words?"

Dong Xuebin is completely dumbfounded, I rely on it! Are you funny? Are you not Wen Qing? Aren't you very strict about the language of the manuscript? Primary school culture? I'm going! Co-authoring You are not literate or illiterate?

I said how can you look down on anyone's manuscripts! It turns out that there are too many words I don't know!

Broken, broken! Trouble!

Knowing that he could offend Yang Yizhong, Dong Xuebin hurriedly shouted, "BACK!!"

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The deafening shouting quietly faded away.

Only the clock ticked there.

"Who are you?" Yang Yizhong looked at Dong Xuebin.

Dong Xuebin immediately understood the time period at the moment, and he was really relieved, "I'm Dong Xuebin, new to the general office."

"Oh, is the manuscript ready?" Deputy Director Yang stretched out his hand and said, "...I'll take a look."

How could Dong Xuebin dare to give it to him? He hid the manuscript behind his back and hurriedly made an excuse, "I'm sorry Director Yang, I haven't written it yet. I'm here to ask what time I will give you the manuscript at the latest in the afternoon?"

Yang Yizhong frowned impatiently: "Didn't you say it! The sooner the better!"

"Sorry to interrupt, then I'll go back and prepare.

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Watching Dong Xuebin open the door and go out, Yang Yizhong got up and lay on the windowsill, and lit a cigarette by himself. He worked in a chemical factory in the suburbs of Beijing a few years ago. Later, he went to the right leader. By chance, he was brought into the system by the leader. 's speech has been mercilessly typed back by him, without explaining the real reason, how to say? Say I graduated from elementary school? Say Laozi has low culture? He can't afford to lose that person! Yang Yizhong thought that if no one else in the General Office could understand his intentions, he could only ask a few old subordinates of the Chengdong Branch to write the manuscript at night.

On the other hand, on the way back to the office, Dong Xuebin tore up the speech and threw it away. The damn manuscript almost killed me. Fortunately, BACK was in charge, otherwise I would not know how to die.

Tan Limei and Zhuangzi returned to the General Office after lunch. When they saw Dong Xuebin come in, they asked, "Binzi, how's your writing?"

"Ah, it's coming soon."

Guo Shunjie looked at him sarcastically, and said in his heart that you are quite positive. Can you write a manuscript that even some of us old people can't write?

Chang Juan pushed the keyboard irritably, "No way! I can't write anymore!"

Guo Panwei grabbed his hair and racked his brains.

Tan Limei snorted angrily: "I don't know what kind of manuscript he wants! My writing is good enough!"

Only Lao Yan read the newspaper leisurely, as if it had nothing to do with him.

Dong Xuebin had no time to chat, so he sat in front of the computer and opened the keyboard and started typing desperately. This time, he really understood Yang Yizhong's intention, and it was completely unobstructed when he wrote it, idiom? allusion? That is absolutely not necessary, Ming Yu? metaphor? Go as far as you two!

Straightforward!

All I want is fucking straight! !

Speech: Hello, leaders, the title of my speech is "Raising the Sail of Honor and Disgrace". After writing it, Dong Xuebin felt it was inappropriate, and deleted it again. No, Deputy Director Yang may not know the word "humiliation", so he changed it to "The Rise and Fall of the World, Every Man's Responsibility", um, these are familiar words.

Write, write, write, think, think, think.

Not to mention, this elementary school student's composition-like thing is really not that easy to write. The text should be straightforward, but the content should not be straightforward, which is very challenging.

After an unknown time, the office door was pushed open.

"Uh, Director Yang!"

"Officer Yang!"

Tan Limei, Guo Panwei and the others stopped their work one after another, and they all felt their scalps go numb.

Yang Yizhong's face sank like water, "The manuscript hasn't been written yet? It's been a long time?"

Zhou Changchun hurriedly greeted him from the small office, "I'm done, I just want to send it to you, Xiao Tan, Xiao Chang, here's the manuscript."

Including Zhuangzi and "Er Guo", a total of five speeches were written.

Yang Yizhong took it with his eyes down, and looked at each one quickly, "No...no...this is not good...what is written...this is also...no..." In a blink of an eye, the speeches of the five people were all completed. Was dropped by PASS, "I said Lao Zhou, your general office won't even write a speech, right? Huh?"

Tan Limei, Chang Juan and others bowed their heads and said nothing.

"Officer Yang, we..." The first-level official crushed people to death, not to mention that Yang Yizhong was several ranks higher than him, and he had a lot of influence in the system. If he was really dissatisfied with Zhou Changchun, this deputy director He would not be able to sit firmly in his position, and it might loosen up one day, so Zhou Changchun really wanted to have a good relationship with this new deputy director, but now, the relationship has not only failed, but it has been messed up. .

The more Zhou Changchun thought about it, the more angry he became, but he couldn't get angry with Director Yang. These people under his command are usually quite capable. Their work attitude is so positive and their work enthusiasm is so high. But it really comes to a critical moment. Look, none of them can work!

"Director Yang." Dong Xuebin suddenly took out the A4 paper just printed from the printer, "I've written it."

Guo Panwei glanced at him and said in his heart that it was really a newborn calf that was not afraid of tigers, how dare he rush up at such a time? Aren't you looking for someone to scold you?

Guo Shunjie hummed in his heart and watched with cold eyes how Dong Xuebin made a fool of himself.

Yang Yizhong had lost confidence in them, he stopped talking, and reached out his hand with a cold face.

Dong Xuebin carefully handed the manuscript to him with both hands, "I don't know if it suits you or not, I'll change it if it doesn't work."

Several colleagues from the General Office sighed in unison, closed their eyes, and waited for a new round of reprimands.

One minute……

two minutes...

three minutes……

However, the expected shouting did not sound. After a while, under the stunned gaze of everyone, the cloud on Yang Yizhong's face suddenly dissipated. Look at what they wrote! Haha! That's how the speech has to be written!"

This unexpected result made Guo Shunjie, Zhou Changchun and others dumbfounded.

Yang Yizhong patted Zhou Changchun on the shoulder, "Old Zhou, I think your general office is still very effective, not bad, not bad." Immediately, Yang Yizhong looked at Dong Xuebin approvingly, and nodded vigorously: "I remember your name is Dong ... Dong Xuebin, isn't it? The young man is very good, I don't need others for my manuscripts in the future, you are responsible for it! "

"Thank you Director Yang for your trust!" It's a very rare thing to leave an impression on the leader. Dong Xuebin straightened his back and tried his best to show his spirit.

As soon as Yang Yizhong left, the General Office immediately smashed the pot.

Tan Limei was the first to exclaim: "Binzi! What did you write? Why is Bureau Yang so happy?"

Chang Juan smiled and said, "Let's do a comprehensive office of Hidden Dragon Crouching Tiger."

Guo Panwei looked at him jealously.

Guo Shunjie's face is not very good-looking, so picky Director Yang is actually so satisfied? This group of people can't even write more than ten minutes! what happened?

Dong Xuebin is naturally not good to tell others that Yang Yizhong doesn't know too many words, otherwise, he should let Director Yang know that he spread the word, and he should be in bad luck, so he just said that Yang Yizhong may like to be straightforward and concise. Word.

After reading the manuscript documents saved on Dong Xuebin's computer, everyone understands what this "straightforward and concise" means.

Tan Limei was so impressed that she gave a thumbs up and said, "Binzi, amazing!"

Zhou Changchun did not expect that the problem would lie in Yang Yizhong's educational level. He secretly glanced at Dong Xuebin's observational power, and then patted him on the shoulder with admiration, "Good boy, you didn't embarrass our office!" Zhou Changchun Changchun feels that what is lacking in the comprehensive office now is someone like Dong Xuebin who can hold on to the scene at a critical moment!

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