Chapter 434: A New Flood Witch
The group laughed for a long time before Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian left with Wu Yuting.
And Zuo Changlu stayed where he was, chatting with a group of old brothers, the atmosphere was extremely warm...
"Go and see your wedding dresses."
Wu Yuting smiled and pulled Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian inside.
Zuo Xiaonian blushed and followed quickly with her head down, and didn't speak for a while.
"Dog, cat..." Wu Yuting said with a smile, "You two have improved your cultivation quite quickly. It seems that the effect of the dual cultivation is very good."
Zuo Xiaonian became more and more ashamed, plunged into Wu Yuting's arms, twisted her waist and stamped her feet coquettishly: "Mom! You hurt me!"
"Why did I still hurt you?" Wu Yuting stared.
"The function of that wine...you...you didn't make it clear...I, I drank a lot that night..."
Zuo Xiaonian's muffled voice came from his arms: "I'm so ashamed..."
Wu Yuting pretended to be surprised, and said: "How could it be...Didn't Xiaoduo clearly explain the efficacy of that wine to you? At the beginning, I repeatedly asked him to tell you, that wine is a good thing, but you can't Feel free to drink..."
Zuo Xiaonian raised his head in disbelief, then turned his head, looked at Zuo Xiaoduo with murderous eyes, gritted his silver teeth, "Dog! Da!"
Zuo Xiaoduo was dumbfounded: "??"
Mom, you are really my own mother!
Even if it's not all your fault, can't you look at the time, place and occasion?
"So, you can't blame Mommy for this matter. It's someone doing something bad." Wu Yuting didn't stop doing anything, and directly picked herself up and wiped it all out, throwing all the blame on her son.
Zuo Xiaonian naturally believed it without any doubt, and became more murderous and targeted.
Zuo Xiaoduo was speechless for a moment, his mouth gaping, his steel teeth, which were always eloquent, fell silent for a while.
What about your mother?
Just betrayed me mercilessly?
"Dog, wait for me, you boy!" Zuo Xiaonian said angrily.
"..." Zuo Xiaoduo sighed, and said helplessly, "In the wedding night, I will listen to you. If you want to have a few drinks, I will accompany you to have a few drinks."
Zuo Xiaonian blushed: "You think beautifully!"
"It's not as beautiful as I thought. If you don't believe me, you can ask our mother, what between this husband and wife... right, everything can be done, it must be done." Seeing Zuo Xiaonian's blushing pretty face, Zuo Xiaoduo immediately switched to plausible mode.
Wu Yuting was defeated.
She also really didn't expect that her son's skin was so thick that he was obviously pushed into a dead end, and he regrouped in the blink of an eye, and there were soldiers pressing down on the situation, aggressive, this genetic ability is really powerful!
Back then I was young and didn't understand anything, Zuo Changlu seemed to say the same thing... By the time I understood those things later, decades had passed...
Now, Zuo Xiaoduo is a self-taught, textbook-like example, and he just said what his father said back then without blinking, without blushing or panting. nature.
Zuo Xiaonian blushed and asked Wu Yuting for advice: "Mom, is that so?"
Wu Yuting coughed. At the critical moment, she naturally wanted to kiss her son. My daughter, you are already in the pit, so just stay in the pit.
"Xiao Duo is right. Between husband and wife, the joy of the boudoir, the eating and drinking of men and women, all the encounters are normal. There is really no need to be shy when the couple get along. There are still many years of being together, and it is really not necessary to be shy." Necessary, the sooner you adapt, the more comfortable you will be without outsiders..."
Wu Yuting said with a solemn face.
Zuo Xiaonian: "...So that's the case, I thought Gouda did it on purpose..."
"Don't worry! It's normal for husband and wife to get along with each other. Your father and I came here in the same way. As long as you two are harmonious, isn't it better than anything?"
Wu Yuting explained in a soft voice, all referring to her and Zuo Papa's appearance in the past.
Zuo Xiaonian blushed and lowered her head, but her heart was An Ran, and said in her heart, it turns out that Gou Da's strange demands are normal behaviors between husband and wife... Then... from now on...
Zuo Xiaoduo smiled obscenely: "I didn't lie to you, did I? The matter of the husband and wife's boudoir is nothing but ordinary, why is it so crooked!"
Zuo Xiaonian snorted, rolled her eyes, but her pretty face turned even redder, making her even more beautiful.
Afterwards, Zuo Xiaoduo went to try on the clothes, Zuo Xiaonian followed Wu Yuting to try on the wedding dress, and then naturally began to take pictures, and deal with the cumbersome things. Finally, Wu Yuting had already prepared everything that should be prepared early, so that she would not be in a hurry ...
...
In the afternoon, Daomeng Seven Swords led a lot of Daomeng senior officials, and arrived in a mighty manner.
And not long after their arrival, the great flood witch led the brothers, and also arrived in great power.
With the arrival of the two waves of people, the sun and the moon closed, and the noisy laughter of the soldiers fell straight to the bottom line.
The real peak combat power, the pinnacle man in this world!
Countless soldiers looked at the Twelve Great Witches of the Witch League across the sky with unprecedentedly complicated eyes.
That is a kind of... hatred, and awe of the strong!
And... respect!
Respect from the bottom of my heart!
In every cultivator's mind, there is a common idea, or the initial heart, a very simple initial heart.
Whether it's an enemy or a friend, but... If you don't accept the strong, you are guilty!
It is indisputable that others are better than you, and there are places where they are better than you!
Must obey!
Even if you still have to fight to the death in the future, you still have to bury your life in the hands of a strong man, but the moment you face this strong man, you can hate, but you can't disobey!
Because, his current cultivation base is your current dream, the future road, and maybe a road sign that you will never be able to touch!
When there was a dense shaking in the air, the figures of the strong men all disappeared.
The sound resumed below, but it was obvious that everyone spoke in a low voice.
A group of powerhouses of the Witch League above the Dao, the heavenly king level powerhouses, and the generals of the major legions landed one after another, and went to scold and drink with their old opponents...
Not long after, the entire Riyue Pass resounded with angry and yelling at each other.
Speaking of it, the banquet arrangement is still very interesting, and it can even be said to be quite ingenious.
Under Zuo Changlu's insistence, each table basically has the same configuration: four people from the Star Soul, four masters from the Witch League, and two cultivators belonging to the Dao League...
The atmosphere at each table is extremely warm.
And the masters of the Wu clan used to register for the ceremony, and the treatment was different.
The accountants did not raise their heads and did not open their eyes: "That's it?"
"How dare you come to the wedding wine with just such a little congratulatory gift?"
"It's so shabby..."
"Aren't all the Wu Clan guys with extremely well-developed limbs and muscular brains, who know how to behave, and just have a congratulatory gift, otherwise what else..."
Holding his nose, he accepted the gift in disgust, then registered, waved his hand, and drove away like a duck: "Waiting to be ushered in over there."
The intestines of the people belonging to the Wu clan are all swollen.
In order not to lose face in front of our old opponents, which one of the things we took out this time is not a good thing! ?
Some things are even the treasures of heaven and earth...
In the end, he was still despised... But he couldn't attack yet!
This trip is really frustrating...
When he got to his seat, he immediately realized that the person sitting at the same table was the person who had the greatest hatred for him, or those few people...
Wouldn't it have to be more lively...
While drinking, they greeted each other's 18th generation ancestors, swearing and slanging, and all kinds of slang came one after another, and the popularity was even higher than that of the aunts in the morning market bargaining, at least not at all inferior...
In the main hall.
Zuo Changlu, the high-level members of the Star Soul, the Seven Swords of the Dao League, the Twelve Great Witches, the Toad Saint, and the top powerhouses of the three continents gathered together.
There are three chairs on the main seat, one sits in the middle on the left, and then invites You Xingchen to sit on his right, as for the left...
When everyone was wondering who would sit down, they saw Zuo Changlu waving with a smile: "Big man, why don't you come and sit down, what are you waiting for?"
The Great Witch Flood Coughed, strode over, and sat upright, his face full of seriousness.
Everyone in the Dao League: "...????"
Everyone in the Witch League: "...????"
Everyone in Star Soul: "...????"
What kind of seat arrangement is this? If it is divided according to strength, then there is no doubt that the great witch of Hongshui will be seated, but Daoist Lei Taoist should also have a chair.
If it is divided according to status, Daoist Lei still has to replace Emperor Zhaixing. After all, the strength of these two people is between the two, and the identity of Daoist Lei is higher. What is the reason? How about no chair?
Just when everyone was puzzled, they heard——
Great Fire Witch: "Quack quack..."
Great Witch Dankong: "Hey hey..."
Ice Dark Witch: "Haha, are you all idiots? Never thought that the seat where our boss landed is actually the master seat, right? Let me tell you, your eyeballs will burst out soon... Do eye exercises in advance, remember Protect your eyeballs, don't pop them out!"
The faces of the other great witches were even more strange: "???"
The non-poisonous witch snorted: "It's strange...but it's just..." He muttered twice, but finally he didn't say anything. After all, it was just a guess without evidence. It was just a guess that Zuo Xiaoduo's Nightmare Hammer had something to do with the boss.
Then when the great witches looked at it again with doubts, they discovered something even weirder.
They came hand in hand, but they never noticed that Boss Shui's clothes today... are actually neat and tidy, even the beard on his face has been shaved, and the hair that has been messed up all the year round is not messy at all... So much so that it looks a little more radiant.
What's more, not only is her body clean, but she also wears a pair of shiny leather shoes on her feet.
The expression on his face also seemed to be...much softer than before?
All the big witches were startled: This, this is the boss?
The Great Witch Bingming shook his head, and praised from the bottom of his heart: "Boss has five people and six people today, and I haven't seen him dressed like a person for a long time... Tsk tsk, well-dressed, it makes people's eyes shine, and immediately reminds them of a beast in clothes." Four words."