Chapter 721: Shuo
Jia Pingan doesn't know physiognomy, at most he can fool around with a few words, such as what, what, how, what, how, what, how, what, how, what, how, what, how, what, how, what, how, what, how, what, how, what, how, etc. slowly.
But at this moment he was shocked.
Can this be seen?
He squinted at Wei Qingyi, and asked with a smile, "How did Qingyi see it?"
He clenches his hands behind his back.
The accompanying Baiqi, Xu Xiaoyu and others began to block the surrounding escape space.
"My spiritual sense is very keen, and I can get twice the result with half the effort in cultivation. Master said that I am a genius in cultivation."
This shameless woman is boasting!
"Oh, I asked how to tell."
You talk about him from left to right, what do you want to do?
Wei Qingyi asked in surprise: "Didn't you see his face?"
Jia Ping took a step forward and looked back.
The spirited guy has fair skin and a rosy complexion. What is his complexion?
"His complexion used to be black between his brows, and he won't live to be twenty-four..."
Jia Pingan was shocked.
Didn't the eldest nephew die just before the age of twenty-four?
Wei Qingyi circled around Li Hong.
Jia Pingan let go of his fist.
"What does this mean?"
The accompanying people felt that it was extraordinary that a woman could turn Wuyang Hou around several times.
Wei Qingyi stopped in front of Li Hong, and suddenly sighed.
"Marquis of Wuyang..."
The call was soft and lingering.
Of course, this is Master Jia's judgment.
"Is there anything else?"
Jia Pingan's words and deeds are outrageous.
"have!"
Wei Qingyi quickly wanted to touch Li Hong, but was slapped away by Jia Pingan.
Don't try to take advantage of my eldest nephew!
Wei Qingyi snorted coldly, and said dissatisfiedly: "I just want to see..."
"Goro go back first!"
Jia Ping turned around and called the accompanying people.
"Protect Goro and go home. If something goes wrong, you will know the consequences."
"uncle!"
Li Hong was instilled a lot of things today, and he was a little confused at the moment.
"It's a good thing to be at ease."
Jia Pingan watched them go away with a smile.
"That's the prince!"
Wei Qingyi's body trembled, "Sure enough, the only one who can have such a fate is... unspeakable."
It's expensive, if you look at the progress, the eldest nephew can live on for more than ten years, and then belch.
Jia Pingan looked at her with his hands behind his back, and said with a smile: "You know the fate of the prince...you are very lucky."
Wei Qingyi was startled for a moment, and then exploded.
"You did it on purpose! No wonder I said how could you bring the prince here... No, you deliberately revealed the identity of the prince so that I would have no way out... Marquis Wuyang, what are you going to do?"
Wei Qingyi put on airs casually, and was quite energetic.
"Stop playing tricks like this in front of me, there are two ways."
Jia Pingan stretched out two fingers.
"Tsing Yi!"
The old liar couldn't get in from the outside, so he shouted: "Is it okay?"
Jia Pingan glanced at him and felt that this old liar was really lucky.
"Master, I'm fine!"
Wei Qingyi smiled and said, "I am discussing physiognomy with Marquis Wuyang."
"oh!"
The old liar is relieved.
"Two roads."
Jia Ping pointed out, "Entering the palace to become a physiognomist for the royal family is very risky."
The so-called companionship is like companionship with a tiger, don't those miraculous masters throughout the ages have no ability? But why did it still fall.
"As long as you are involved in the battle in the palace, what kind of physiognomy master... I will ask, can your physiognomy be deceiving?"
Wei Qingyi shook his head, with despair in his eyes.
Look, even an expert is afraid of death, isn't it?
Jia Pingan said with a smile: "The second way is to stay in Chang'an. I will tell the people below that without my permission, they are not allowed to handle the crimes for you. Since you practice Taoism, you should know that there is no truth that it is difficult to move forward ..."
"Which way do you choose?"
Jia Pingan felt that he was a devil who kidnapped and sold ignorant girls, and his heart was moved by what he said.
Go to the palace?
At first glance, Wei Qingyi was not the kind of person who could be restrained.
Staying in Chang'an, this is for Master Jia's spare.
Chang'an has a deep routine, and he can't go back to the countryside.
If you want to maneuver freely in this era, it is always good to have an extra ability to protect yourself.
Wei Qingyi raised his head, his eyes almost burst into flames, wishing he could tear his hands off.
"Chang'an!"
smart people!
Entering the palace seems to be rich, but short-lived.
If you stay in Chang'an, you can live a long life.
"Come on, I'll take you to dinner."
Jia Ping'an smiled like an unscrupulous uncle coaxing an ignorant girl to see a goldfish, clapped his hands, and the servant stepped forward.
The rain cloth is spread out, and the wine and dishes are placed.
The old liar didn't even come.
Sure enough, he is a smart man!
Jia Ping'an and Wei Qingyi ate, drank and had fun, and after a while, they got along somewhat.
"What is Physiognomy?"
Jia Pingan asked casually.
"Physiognomy..."
Wei Qingyi pulled out the chicken bones, and she was very happy to eat the food from Lao Jia's family, thinking that it would be good to stay in Chang'an.
"The so-called physiognomy is to look at the complexion, to look at the complexion...you can only see the surface, but I can see the skin."
subcutaneous fat?
Jia Pingan laughed, and then changed the subject.
...
Li Hong returned to the palace.
"Where did you go?"
Wu Mei was really busy, and she was a little careless even asking her son.
The burning of incense in the hall is elegant this time.
"Aniang, my uncle took me to see a woman earlier..."
Um?
Wu Mei was angry.
"How old are you? He actually wants to show you women?"
wrong!
Wu Mei stood up, frowning slightly.
"Who is that woman?"
"It's called Wei Qingyi."
Wu Mei has a lot to do every day, and she can't remember the names of this kind of people at all.
"She said that my fate has changed. Uncle can't say this to anyone else."
Wu Mei suddenly burst into laughter.
"Ping'an is a narrow-minded person who coaxed you."
"Auntie."
"Go, go, Auntie is busy!"
Little Li Hong went back depressed.
After walking out of the hall, he suddenly cheered up, "Gu will definitely live past twenty-four years old!"
...
The Silla envoy has arrived.
"Your Majesty, the coalition forces of Goryeo and Baekje are attacking again, and Silla is miserable..."
The monarch and his subjects looked at each other in blank dismay.
Datang is preparing to go to Liaodong, but he has to find an excuse... Isn't this a sleepy pillow?
And there is another advantage, you can ask for money and food.
Miaozai Miaozai!
Li Zhi said solemnly: "Is this trying to shame Datang?"
The master humiliated his ministers to death.
The officials stood up and cupped their hands, "Your Majesty, please go to battle!"
A group of civil servants challenged to fight, aggressive!
The Silla envoy couldn't help being ecstatic.
this……
Datang is going to fight?
The previous few visits were perfunctory, saying that the invasion was nonsense, Silla only wanted to deceive Datang.
After Jin Chunqiu got the news, he was also quite helpless. It was also a routine to ask for help again this time.
What if Datang agrees?
Even if they don't agree, at least Datang can reward them with something to make them a fortune.
But he agreed?
God!
No, it depends on what the emperor wants.
But it has been said that this is to shame Datang...
Li Zhi was slightly angry, "If the Tang Dynasty floats away, the risk is not small after all. I was thinking...we can attack from Liaodong."
The so-called you have no jokes.
As soon as this word came out, it was a certainty.
The envoy was tired all the way, but after hearing this, he hiccupped and passed out.
Well!
The monarch and his ministers are acting together, but what do you mean by that?
Embarrassing!
Jia Pingan couldn't help laughing when he heard the news.
"It was unexpected happiness."
Li Ji muttered: "This time the old man leads the army, if he doesn't obey the general's order..."
Some preparations had to be done for the expedition, so Jia Pingan took advantage of this to not return to the Ministry of War and wander around all day.
Of course Li Jingye wanted to roam around, the two of them wandered around in Pingkangfang, watching Hu girls throwing their butts and prostitutes yelling.
Two prostitutes waved and smiled coquettishly outside the brothel.
"Brother, go in."
Li Jingye looked hungry.
"Women in your family have never used it?"
Jia Pingan thought of dolls.
"But I love fraternity!"
Damn!
This shameless thing.
Jia Pingan got up, "You go."
Li Jingye said in surprise: "Brother, do you think I am a person who forgets righteousness because of sex?"
Is not it?
Jia Ping'an was very relieved.
"Mr. Lang!"
Li Jingye, who is super thick, has attracted the attention of prostitutes.
"This body, just thinking about it..."
"It's Marquis Wuyang!"
In an instant the prostitutes exploded.
Jia Ping'an was surrounded, and the prostitutes rushed to let him in. But Master Jia is such a person, how can he be bewitched by them.
"Brother..."
Li Jingye was dragged by two prostitutes, and went inside with difficulty.
If this guy wants to struggle, let alone two prostitutes, twenty of them are useless.
Jia Pingan slowly wandered to the Iron Head Restaurant.
"Marquis of Wuyang!"
Hurry up and make tea.
"I'll wait for someone."
Jia Pingan sat down, picked up the paper casually, and saw the ink smears, which was much better than himself.
"Good word!"
"It's all the advice of Marquis Wuyang."
Duoduo smiled shyly.
Later, the undercover agent came.
"What is it?"
As soon as Zheng Yuandong came in, he stared at Duoduo.
Twenty five boys!
Jia Pingan whispered: "Be careful recently."
He drifts away.
Zheng Yuandong turned around in astonishment.
This word...
Why not?
Jia Pingan casually dropped a word, and Zheng Yuandong thought about it for a while, and he didn't even like a lot.
Changsun Wuji should be a year or two away from bad luck, but in these two years, it is impossible to say what changes will happen, and Changsun Wuji will be cannon fodder.
Zheng Yuandong chased him out.
Stagger!
Many people were stunned, thinking that this old guy would also lose his composure sometimes?
But Jia Ping'an had long since disappeared into the crowd.
Come to inform him, this is fulfilling his duty, as for how Zheng Yuandong can escape...
Jia Pingan really didn't want to care.
The emperor's undercover agent, and Changsun Wuji's confidant, these two identities are extremely explosive.
He immediately entered the palace.
"Uncle, no one believes it!"
Little Li Hong was aggrieved and wanted to cry.
Well!
Jia Ping'an originally asked him to tell sister, but...
Apparently Ajie doesn't like feudal superstition.
Jia Pingan said with a dry smile: "It's better if you don't believe it. Let's hold it in until we find seven tigers in the future, and we will definitely be able to summon the small universe."
So little Li Hong smiled happily.
"Uncle, what is a small universe?"
Why is this kid so curious?
Jia Pingan said casually: "Small universe is a good thing to eat."
"tasty?"
Li Hong felt a little hungry.
Jia Pingan asked curiously: "You...could the palace still shorten your diet?"
This is the prince of the Tang Dynasty, not to mention dragon liver and phoenix marrow, he should be able to eat what Chang'an has.
Li Hong said aggrievedly: "Uncle doesn't know something, Aye and Aniang said that they are not allowed to eat those heavy foods alone, and they are not allowed to eat too greasy ones."
Well!
Isn't this what I told you?
The eldest nephew was shot!
"It's a good thing not to eat. Occasionally eat meat, tsk tsk! It's like Chinese New Year..."
"Why Chinese New Year?"
The Empress entered the door.
hehe!
Jia Pingan casually said: "It's the first month of the new year, the Chinese New Year, the sound of firecrackers to bid farewell to the old year, and the spring breeze to bring warmth into Tusu. Isn't it just saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new?"
Now during the Chinese New Year, someone got bamboo and threw it into the fire to burn, and it was crackling and crackling.
Li Zhi nodded, "Something interesting."
Wu Mei praised: "Ping An is talent."
Jia Pingan laughed dryly.
This seems to be Wang Anshi's couplet, Lao Wang, I'm sorry for pulling your wool.
Jia Ping'an fooled the empress and left freely.
The weather is getting colder.
The chill in Chang'an City became more and more severe.
Gao Yang's belly was gradually getting bigger, and Jia Pingan felt a headache when he saw it.
"This baby is a worry, why don't you wait for me to come back and conceive?"
The layout of the bedroom is very simple. After Jia Pingan said that pregnancy should not be extravagant and it is not good for the mother and child, Gao Yang emptied the bedroom overnight, claiming that not a single needle was left, and the whole set of furniture was replaced with new ones. of.
But then Jia Pingan came to see it, and said that the furniture could not be replaced with new ones, and the paint had a strong smell, which was even worse for mother and child.
I remember Gao Yang looked at him in surprise at that time, isn't your furniture put away for a few years or more after it's finished?
Jia Pingan almost spit out a mouthful of old blood at that time.
If it wasn't for her own wife and she was pregnant, Jia Pingan would have to take care of it.
I have never heard of it being played for a few years or more!
Today's paint is not the kind of thing that contains formaldehyde or other aldehydes in later generations, and it will be infested with insects after more than ten years.
"My husband dare not say that."
Gao Yang rubbed his stomach, looking forward to it, "When my husband returns victorious, my baby will definitely be born. Husband, please give the baby a name."
"What are you panicking about?"
Jia Pingan was a little confused.
You said you wanted the surname Jia, but what if Li Zhi got the baby into the palace in a fit of rage?
If the surname is Gao... no, the surname is Li...
"Call Chen, it's not right."
It is absolutely impossible for the surname to be Jia, otherwise Li Zhi would vomit blood in anger. Although Jia Ping'an had nothing to do with his vomiting of blood, but he couldn't stand it, it was unethical!
You slept with my sister, and you have to be named Jia to give birth to a baby. You are a bully!
Jia Chen is good, but Li Chen has some problems.
"Or, let's call it Shuo."
Li Shuo, that's a good name!
Gao Yang stared at her with unkind eyes, "What if it's a girl? Can't a girl have a name?"
Jia Pingan sighed, "Girls want to be cute, what's the name? Girls are waiting for me to come back and name them, don't tamper with them."
Coaxing Gao Yang into a smile, Jia Ping went out and saw someone shouting from the opposite house.
"Killed! Killed!"
Qian Er was startled, and then said dumbly, "It's none of our family's business."
You have a good way of protecting yourself wisely!
Jia Ping'an led his horse and knocked on the door.
"who?"
Someone inside was shouting and asking, quite impatiently.
"Wooooow!"
Jia Pingan heard someone being gagged and making a sound.
This is to kill?
"Open the door!"
Jia Pingan pressed the handle of the knife and took a step back.
Xu Xiaoyu and Wang Laoer guarded him, one on the left and the other on the right.
Squeak!
The side door opened.
A head stuck out and cursed: "Which one who is not afraid of death dares to come to my house to make trouble?"
Jia Pingan pressed the handle of the knife, and said with a half-smile: "Is your head hard, or is my knife hard?"
The man was stunned, and then sneered, "So it's the Marquis of Wuyang! Are you here to find trouble at the Li family?"
Jia Ping kicked him in with one kick.
Li Ji, son of the clan, this clan, which is one character less than Li Yuanji, is doing well in Chang'an, and even his disciples are arrogant.
Menzi shouted, "Come here!"
Jia Pingan went in as if no one was there, looked around, and found the man who was dragged to the corner.
Two big men are dragging him to the side, but they can't move...
When a person wants to survive, the power that emerges is jaw-dropping.
The man broke free from the two big men, dug out the gag cloth ball, and shouted: "The Li family murdered for money..."
"How to seek wealth and murder?"
Jia Pingan pointed to the two men who rushed over.
Menzi shouted: "Useless people will kill you later."
Xu Xiaoyu stepped forward alone, but Jia Pingan kicked the man away without watching the battle.
"say!"
The most disgusting person with hands and feet.
The man shouted: "Save me first..."
Jia Pingan said lightly: "I am here, who can kill you?"
When the man turned his head, the two big men had already been brought down by Xu Xiaoyu.
"My name is Yellow Fish..."
Jia Pingan looked strange and asked, "What fish?"
"Yellow croaker."
"Tell me about it."
Jia Pingan remembered seeing this person making a fuss the last time he passed by, and he is still making a fuss now, which shows that he has been wronged.
He is not Qingtian, but if he let it go the first time, he won't be able to do it the second time.
The man cried: "My sister! You died so badly!"
"Howling? Tell me why!"
Jia Ping's biggest headache was crying.
The two women in the family are okay, with long legs and don't like to cry, but once the baby face feels wronged, the tears can flow all night, and the pillow is wet when I wake up.
Not to mention the two children, crying can be said to be filled with magic sounds, making people miserable.
Huang Yu choked up and said: "My younger sister married the Prince of Wanhe County, who knew that he was greedy for beauty, and soon abandoned it like a pair of shoes. He also doted on the newcomer. My sister was bullied by the newcomer and suffered terribly. In the end... Yu Yu And finally!"
This statement... is very wrong!
Jia Pingan thinks this is unscientific.
"Is your sister the main wife?"
What kind of mess is there between the new and the old, why don't you try to humiliate your wife?
The key is a county king, and his first wife can't be of simple background, why are you oppressed by a newcomer, what a joke!
So that's one reason for being right.
If one party is weak, the marriage will naturally be tilted, and finally the weak party becomes the target of oppression.
There are things in later generations waiting to marry into a wealthy family, but how many are happy? The novelty between a man and a woman lasts for a few years, and after that, even if you are as beautiful as a fairy, it will be easy.
Huang Yu shook his head, "It's my concubine."
really.
"it's here!"
Menzi came with people.
The leader is Wanhe County King Li Ji.
Seeing that he drank a lot of wine, Li Ji came with more than ten people in a mighty manner, and shouted: "Give it to Ye Ye!"
Jia Pingan turned around and said coldly, "Can you give it a try?"
Li Ji blinked, "Marquis of Wuyang?"
Huang Yu panicked, "Marquis Wuyang, that's him!"
Jia Pingan waved and said very relaxedly: "Come on, tell me about how ugly you two are."
A guest accompanying him hiccupped and scolded, "You deserve it too?"
Snapped!
Li Ji slapped his hand away.
The guest covered his face in astonishment, "The king of the county..."