Chapter 784 2012 Summer Vacation Blockbuster: Superman's Romance of the Three Kingdoms

"I didn't expect...Brother Abs is really too tall. He's as strong as a hill..."

Most of the onlookers saw He Ming for the first time. The first time I saw him, I was immediately shocked by his tall stature and his well-developed physique like a hill.

Men can't hide their envy, jealousy and hatred; women are full of... all kinds of soft-spoken discussions. It would be nonsense to really say that they like this kind of physique. Chinese people have liked creamy niches since ancient times, and they have sex with men who are prettier than women once a week. A bombardment lasts for about three minutes, and after this time, girls will not like it.

Of course, the sea of ​​desires is tumbling, and women's desires will escalate over time, and they may change their tastes and become heavy-tasting aunts who like this physique.

"Study hard and make progress every day. Strive to perform better works!"

All kinds of pretentious inscriptions, He Ming naturally heard all kinds of "whispered discussions". He doesn't know if it's flattery or something else, after all... Now that he has rich experience in flattery, he must have secretly liked the fox who succeeded in stealing chickens when the crowd talked about it in such a low voice in the past. The appearance is more and more domineering, and it is no problem to single out a street. He must proudly raise his head regardless of the broken neck, look at the sky with his nostrils, and then smoke a cigarette to pretend to be aggressive.

After a cigarette is over, the person who hides his merit and fame goes away. Walking must be exceptionally chic, leaving eternal memories. Of course, the chicks were left with permanent scars. never forget

Afterwards, I must have endless aftertaste, full of self-confidence, and greatly improved my character. And changing your character is changing your destiny.

But now... He Ming knows that maybe it's just a flattery tactic. He is already a god among gods.

In case...even the meaningless surprise, he could hear another layer of meaning: Wow, wow, this guy... this guy. Super Spartan!

He Ming knows that his physique was in the past, um, before Chinese New Year, only in Hong Kong comics. For example, Master Huang appeared in the "Legend of the Son of Heaven" series, and he is a villain with super muscular muscles, and his charm is higher than that of the protagonist. As soon as it came up, the rookie protagonist cried for his father and mother, and his wife would die at the hands of such a villain. He also has endless aftertaste with a humble face. It can be described as a full-fledged beauty killer.

Now I see it in reality all of a sudden, and not to mention the real super macho, he is even more super handsome and has a unique charm-super charm comes from super power. Many powerful god and demon essences strengthened this point, making his charm index continue to skyrocket. Impeccable, this human being is loved by everyone, and the index of "people" is loved by "people".

But a fool automatically understands the charm of a great man. The charisma of the abs brother. And smart people, caring people, and elites are classified into the correct mysterious power. Some magical powers that are not yet understood. Maybe Brother Abs knows but he's too lazy to say it; or maybe he doesn't know the reason why he has changed so much.

Otherwise... a very simple truth.

Everyone has a charisma, why does Brother Abs' "charisma" even look so holy? This is not bullshit. It's like everyone wants to shit, why are we shit, and brother abs is full of gold?

He Ming's thinking is relatively simple, no matter what. After all, I am a brother with abs. Special love to a special abs guy. That's what I deserve. Otherwise, I serve the people all day long, no, why do I serve the monkeys?

Is it not for love?

I like love!

And hearing those "whispered discussions"... as long as a super life form can hear the "whispered discussions" clearly, Chen Ziqi aroused a small question:

When we met today, I couldn't help secretly looking at the chief's shoes.

It was still a pair of leather shoes like Jiefang shoes from yesterday. Exactly the same as yesterday. Not replaced. Moreover, the new clothes he had replaced, the unusually comfortable suit, were not suitable for these leather shoes.

From this detail, it can be seen that the chief is different from his relatives who like fancy clothes. Don't pay much attention to appearance.

But in this way, it is quite strange for her to work with He Ming after taking genius brain medicine every day. Overnight, the chief's body size has undergone a "huge" change. He grew taller, and his body has become much slender compared to yesterday's huge body. According to the genius intelligence and 100% brain analysis ability, she can be sure that it is not just the increase in the chief's height. The feeling of slenderness from the past, and the huge physique has become a little stronger.

It's a night of... well, six or seven hours without seeing a change.

It's amazing.

Maybe the chief has gained more power.

Because, the most obvious change is the feeling that the chief gave her. If the past is like a planet, it is unfathomable and powerful. Now... there is no end.

Of course, for her, the stronger the chief, the better, after all, she has more benefits.

Chen Ziqi didn't know about the impatient "head", and Comrade Abdominal decided to do it again tonight, comprehensively strengthening relatives, friends, and the third life treasure sharing meeting of important official figures.

Moreover, this life treasure sharing conference will be unprecedentedly amazing. Perhaps the most significant one. Because apart from this, He Ming has no need, nor is it possible to continue to promote his relatives. For mortals or ultra beings, gods and demons are the ultimate, ultimate, and ultimate evolutionary goals. Unless you have the skills of powerful gods and demons, the potential for unparalleled great power.

No way, He Ming was really annoyed to death by all kinds of relatives.

Those donkeys became Superman trying to be Superman. Become a superman and want to fly. Singing to him all day long, whenever possible, "I'm actually a little bird..."

I will turn the big birds you have turned into small birds, okay?

Say Cao Cao and Cao Cao will be there, after all, this is still a stronghold with many supermen. The ancient city of Loulan. There are quite a few Superman treasure hunters as well as Superman actors.

The former and the latter are mostly relatives and friends of Brother Abs.

This group of idiots who haven't graduated from elementary school make movies and play treasure hunters. One can imagine how funny and "dominant" they are. There is no doubt that this year's costume dramas, or action movies, etc., will scare children to tears, or be very popular with them. Can't eat or patronize watching TV and don't want to eat.

It's too powerful, the tank waits for the dough to be kneaded;

Lu Bu single-handedly defeated ten thousand troops; Liu Guanzhang used mechas to fight. Cao Mengde practiced Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor's unsurpassed heaven and earth martial art... No matter how nonsense he is, it's out of that big era game anyway. Know all the real history clearly and plainly, join it at any time, and have a good time... In reality, there is no need to pursue history. Then we must pursue the so-called "art". Today, the box office is art.

Money is art.

"Brother! Uncle!", a group of super handsome guys squeezed out from the crowd, or super handsome guys plus macho, and when they saw He Ming, their voices became louder than each other. Competing to express their loyalty with their voices. You can trust me!

He Ming nodded with a dry smile, and pulled out his ears to show that his hearing was at the level of the wind ear.

The Supermen moved over to him happily.

The crowd was all kinds of "whispering" again: "This time is really an eye-opener... I'm envious and jealous... You're so handsome and domineering, aren't you?"

This group of He Ming's relatives were either wearing high-end superman adventure weapons, or they were dressed up by ancient generals who used at least one hundred kilograms of pure gold.

He is so handsome that he alarmed the Party Central Committee. Of course, you have to travel to the era before the abs to achieve the level of handsomeness. And these super handsome guys generally have a deadly "dark king" figure.

Even a hair of this figure exudes a dark and charming charm. Don't get too many screams and an army of dinosaurs who will never marry you if you act in romance novels and idol dramas.

It can also be said to be the king of light. Very touching sunshine charm. Ah, being normal, smiling at a chick in the sun will definitely kill the other girl's heart in seconds.

All in all, it is a figure with great royal charm. The true charisma of a king is not a monkey ruler under fifty on an indigenous planet. They are nothing but violence.

besides. There are also unrivaled stalwarts who play all kinds of fierce generals, and the houses with savage, domineering, wild and evil temperament will be pierced. All of them are far better than my abs... taller, stronger, stronger, domineering, evil, and charming!

They are so strong that they don't have a natural horse on which to gallop.

You must know that even a hard-earned BMW worth tens of millions of dollars will definitely not be able to afford the heavy and sturdy cold weapon for Superman produced by the Abdomo Company that weighs hundreds of kilograms.

What's more, these modern warriors of the 21st century all put on super gorgeous real armor that could act like a golden mecha in order to pretend to be aggressive.

so. Liu Guanzhang uses mechas to fight (new huge mechanical equipment). Brother Lu Bu used the camouflaged mechanical red rabbit. Let's stage a superman version of Romance of the Three Kingdoms together.

He Ming continued to write inscriptions, all kinds of pretense, and then continued to eat, drink and enjoy all kinds of food. And considering that there will be another life treasure meeting tonight, of course it is carefully selected. The repetition with the higher life treasures has been to him, his babies. Useless low-level stuff for all important people.

And there are so many of these low-level things, He Ming, although any one of them is the dream of the intelligent life of the Shanmeng who truly knows the goods. You may not get it in your life.

Of course, these low-level things can easily raise many super stupid donkeys to the level of gods and demons. It was the flying realm that many of his relatives dreamed of. This is the latest flying realm. They have no ability of their own and can only rely on He Ming.

However, this group of people never dreamed that this day would come so soon.

Therefore, He Ming mysteriously informed them to return to their hometown before nightfall. There is a good show. Moreover, let the central optical brain start to inform the bastards who are not in their hometown one after another in their thinking that they must go home-because this time, He Ming will show the Supreme Essence.

Because there is no important person competing for the powerful gods and demons skills this time, especially the disdain of his wives makes him quite crisis and frustrated.

So use the supreme essence to see if you can inspire powerful gods and demons skills among your relatives and important figures in the country. In that case, in the future... Earthlings can also be called the dominant star high-potential race.

Although, that possibility is slim. Like scouring the sand in the desert, he is the greatest diamond discovered by fate himself. The rest are just rubbish. It is not too difficult to discover diamond skills, but it is impossible.

However, no matter for people or powerful gods and demons, hope is always full of temptation and motivation.

"You will know at night... let's go, don't be an eyesore, I have other people to serve."

"Cut... let's go, Zhang Fei, big brother loves you at night. Don't be angry, Yun Chang, don't be so red..."

After dinner, He Ming started to chase people away. After all, this group of good-for-nothings can't pretend to be B in themselves, and they don't have "majesty".

The relatives couldn't find out the reason for rushing back to their hometown, and they didn't forget all kinds of funny performances before they dispersed. Play as Liu Bei's relative. A Superman ambiguously smiled at Zhang Fei, who was also a Superman, and then said something that made the crowd laugh out loud.

"Zhang Fei" punched Brother Bei without saying a word.

The crowd of onlookers laughed again. Quite interesting.

But I don't know why, they are surrounded by layers of crowds. A large number of donkeys who could see the abs and a few more normal monkeys felt that even though it was the first time such a concentration of supermen in the ancient city, they were more domineering than one, and their brains were rattling.

Relatively speaking, the simple appearance overwhelmed He Ming.

However, there is no ultra life form with such contradictory feelings as Brother Abdominal.

Without going into details, the simple physical force oppression is more subtle, which makes the weak monkey happy. This is the kingly way of brother abs.

As far as the simple appearance of the abdominal muscle brother is concerned, he never seems to have upgraded his appearance. Maybe you can't upgrade yourself, just like a doctor can't perform surgery on yourself to make a facelift.

Even so, Brother Abdominal's skin, which is just a little ordinary, is full of a kind... an extremely beautiful holy luster that is almost visible to the naked eye.

And everything else... is worthy of a great man! I really... like it so much. This is the real great man. King of Merry.

A lot of actresses hope that brother abs can hide the rules once. Afterwards... Don't say it, it's insulting. This is the moment when love and fate change together and meet together.

"Uncle, we are producing the best Romance of the Three Kingdoms ever with an investment of more than 50 billion yuan. The superman version. The protagonist travels through and changes the ending of history. It finally becomes a super fascinating suspense of a mythological TV series. Moreover, it is all made by American imperialist blockbusters. Level, the most advanced technology can copy tens of millions of small soldiers. The final decisive battle, you know—you should know. We used tens of billions of small soldiers to copy them. Played 20 episodes and fought from heaven to hell. Finally, we met The unification of the world will come, and from then on, under the leadership of the traverser Li Aotian, human beings can solve the tricks of gods and demons and live a truly happy life."

"The devil is also a suspense, it's the devil playing with us. After all, the scriptwriters who take genius medicine think that without you, we humans might be played by the devil sooner or later. The protagonist Li Aotian is your original form, he Dad's name is **** (the Chinese **** in this world can't be awesome. It's the foreshadowing of the TV series.)."

Before leaving, a relative of Superman who plays Cao Cao and plays a very important role spoke passionately to He Mingdao.

He Ming sighed in his heart after listening to his eloquent speech. On the surface, he was an impeccable great man, and he paid close attention to the development of the new brain-damaged TV series. "The final battle is 20 episodes. So, how many episodes are there in total?"

"Not many, 500 episodes are initially decided. One episode is worth 100 million yuan." The other party raised a generous and perfect palm, making a proud gesture.

Many extras envied and hated upon hearing the news, those who didn't graduate from primary school all played important supporting roles with an investment of 50 billion. We've been playing tricks for more than ten years!

"...Can you recover the cost of RMB 50 billion?"

He Ming's words made many actors in the crowd cover their mouths and laugh. Brother Abs hits the nail on the head!

It was the first time I saw these crazy guys, not only the protagonists, but also the sponsors, and all kinds of tricks from the Abdominal Superman Group.

They decided to play all the famous generals with Superman. All beauties are also little superheroes who have upgraded their looks. Otherwise... Rolling, or a trick... Because of He Ming's face, there is no disadvantage in this point.

The filming was not only in the ancient city of Loulan, but also in many places at the same time. Including Smecta Peninsula, which uses the Superman version of Girls' Generation, etc., the little devil is also an important place, a lot of money was spent, and the most important abs brother face-making Emperor's family also had a short appearance.

Of course the character played the role of the little devil king at that time, and then he was conquered and surrendered.

Since there are many elements in the Superman version of Romance of the Three Kingdoms this time, there are various actors from all over the world.

Just like when He Ming met a good actor, the other party's eyes lit up, and he immediately said more proudly: "Uncle, art... has no national boundaries and... cannot be measured by money."

Looking at his face, He Ming knows that he is not an ab muscle man, and the other party must be spit on his face, "Art, art, art, understand? Can 50 billion yuan compare with this kind of art? Idiot, idiot, idiot !I feel the greatest shame from my heart, soul, every second of time to live on earth with you as a human being. But you don't have to kill yourself and don't kill yourself, because your death will insult the dead, our ancestors. "

"Hmm. Art is priceless. Umm, I sponsor you five million yuan. Subsidize you, work hard, and create immortal art..."

He Ming's words are erotic. After he finished speaking, he waved his hand, implying that if you have nothing to do, get out, don't hinder me from pretending to be aggressive.

"Okay, okay, that's great, Uncle, five million yuan! That's great! Funding the arts to last forever. You are busy, I'll go first-hey, wait, I haven't gotten to the point yet."

Five million is just for a meal. The other party flattered and wanted to leave. But Ma Chao's actor gave you an idiot look.

Because he had a platinum wolf helmet weighing a hundred kilograms on his head. Platinum is more precious than gold. Therefore, there is no doubt that it must be the actor Ma Chao. How can other actors get this treatment?

"Cao Cao" just woke up from a dream and said the topic. "Uncle. Don't miss it when you pass by. We are creating a plot where Cao Mengde attacks Ma Mengqi, and Liu Guanzhang comes out to make trouble. Come and participate. Just be the Supreme God who joined temporarily, and the screenwriter who has taken genius medicine must definitely Make your one-minute appearance the best and most mysterious scene."

"No need... I was born to serve the people. An unknown little person. Although history has pushed me to the stage of history, I am still a humble little person with little ability in my heart, so it is definitely not okay to play the Supreme God or something. , without that temperament. That spirit. This is an insult to art. I'm just a little soldier player."

He Ming pretended again wholeheartedly. No way, live broadcast globally.

The crowd applauded. It is estimated that many people burst into tears in front of the TV... It's a pity, the other party. "Cao Cao" doesn't have eyesight at all, which makes He Mingzai the heart of the director who must have been unspoken. Can you stick to some loyalty to art? This stupid donkey plays Cao Cao? Dian Wei is smarter than him!

But the other party must have hugged his thigh and cried: "There is no way, he is a sponsor, and I am a part-time job!"

"Uncle, you are so humble and humble, so... let's play a soldier, a soldier who sacrificed his life to change the fate of history and save mankind. It must be deeply touching, and the heavens will cry for it."

"Do you really believe that I made you howl and cry?" Saying this in his heart, He Ming still said calmly on the surface: "Well, it's not necessary, but in order to promote art and carry forward the vast traditional culture of our country .Let me try to play a little soldier. Well, I have a line that I really want to say: 'Why is the Lord laughing?' This is Cao Mengde's patent."

The other party "Cao Mengde" was really stupid, it took him a long time to react, he handed his hand and smiled and said, "Sir, why are you laughing...you understand." The smile can be as lewd as it is.

The people around the world on the scene and in front of the TV have nothing to say. Or laugh together. Relatives of brother abs are really talented.

However, there are still many people who thank him for finally being able to see brother abs appearing in the Three Kingdoms.

It turned out to be a pity that this group of happy supermen led He Ming to the strictly confidential shooting site, and saw a large number of mecha models regardless of cost or 0 cost (Abs Brother’s company took it casually. The result of super productivity.), And various high-tech rows of computers designed an army of mechs based on new technologies...

The Chinese people want to cry but have no tears, Nima, you are engaging in a mech war!

There are also many, many entertainment-oriented people looking forward to it, it's great, the most classic Three Kingdoms is here! It's a pity that the role of brother abs is too nonsense. Ah Man (Cao Cao) was about to kill Ma Chao, but the changes brought about by the traversers, as well as various myths, high-tech and other elements ordered Liu Guanzhang to control the mecha army in Hanzhong. As a result, the sneak attack by the despicable Brother Bei defeated Aman.

On the way to escape, Brother Abdominal came out, a general who was definitely stronger than a fierce general. The general who had never seen him from the beginning to the end responded to Ah Man's laughter, "Why are you laughing, Mr. Ming?"

"Hahaha, I'm laughing at Liu Bei's lack of strategy. You see, this place is steep, and it's a battleground for military strategists. If you set up an ambush—"

"As Zhang Yide, who will die together!" As a result, Zhang Fei appeared on a huge mechanical war horse, and then the character played by He Ming rushed up, and finally it was over, Cao Cao escaped, and his role was OK.

Of course, the plot of being knocked down has been skipped, which has become a famous suspense.

If he was really knocked down, even if he was knocked down in a TV series, even the uneducated and inexperienced relatives of the abs brother would feel very... nonsense, this is an insult to himself, and knocking down his own god is simply stupid. Not to mention being drowned by all kinds of fans. They also want to use Brother Abs' signature to drive ratings everywhere.

Screenwriters of all kinds who have taken genius brain pills are sure to put it to good use. At the very least, Zhang Fei's strength has skyrocketed since then, and he has become an important figure. Because he got a super high-tech superhuman evolution drug from a mysterious person.

Need to talk about that mysterious figure?

Then, after one o'clock in the afternoon, after leaving the set of the Superman version of Romance of the Three Kingdoms, He Ming went to the next stop, a corps construction division that was managing the desert. His presence is a huge morale booster. Then pretend to be aggressive and water the vegetation without any injury (dirty).

On the red disc, He Ming took out his mobile phone after thinking for a while, and dialed the number of his only good friend, male, Guo Bang.

"Old friend Guo Yangke (Ouyang Ke), I have what you want."

PS: The first update. (To be continued..)