Chapter 507: Fighting Between Dragons and Tigers
"Abs, can you tell me about your latest 'huge trophy', that incredible crab-like vehicle that can go to the moon for mining? Because the Chinese government is not as sincere and generous as you. 1(1) Although they Can't wait, every moment is taking the property that should belong to all mankind."
Oprah made an exaggerated hand gesture, describing the hand gesture of a giant crab to ask a question that people around the world are most concerned about.
In front of the TV, countless people watched He Ming's answer with bated breath, including the leaders of various countries, and those who enjoyed the White House state banquet in Washington were making an exception to watch TV.
And Le Siyu, who was far away in Malan Mountain, was resting in the hotel, watching the TV, curling his lips with an unhappy expression, he fucked a bastard, this should be my problem! Abs, please, don't answer. Leave it to me!
But seeing He Ming shrugged habitually on the TV, he sighed on the spot: "God, he is quick-tempered and the king of breaking news."
"It is indeed a mining spaceship, not offensive. I found this usable thing in a deserted industrial area. So just bring my gold, all kinds of wonderful and distressing things - Xiao Chen , Bingo, Goodbye, bring me my bag."
Chen Ziqi took a "bag", the audience, the women were speechless, it can hold 5 Oprah...Look at it, look at your bag, God, what is our bag called? The wallet is still a sesame seed.
He Ming took the big backpack that was always full of energy, and shouted to the audience: "Comrades of capitalism. I, the public servant of the people who came from afar, will give you gifts. One piece for each person, what do you need, one hundred carats A diamond, or a large ruby, or a sapphire, or a pearl necklace?"
"Diamonds! Diamonds! Diamonds! Diamonds!" The scene went crazy, and the entire American people in front of the TV cried bitterly, and people all over the world had nothing to say. And the people of Chicago have suicidal thoughts: God, we missed an opportunity like ***!
As a result, He Ming took out a sack and opened it. Oprah covered her mouth on the spot: Absolutely a sack of 100-carat diamonds, perfectly cut, beautiful beyond description, top diamonds by earth standards. Clear rhinestone etc.
Incomparable perfection, incomparable grandeur... Chen Ziqi and others divided one by one, including the lucky ones who were breastfeeding. The result was wild laughter.
"Thank you. Thank you very much. This is the most precious jewelry I have ever owned and the most precious gift I have ever received. 1(1)" Oprah also got a classic heart-shaped giant diamond. Can't hide my excitement.
And people all over the world suddenly saw the camera picture and trembled, and immediately took the opportunity to curse: "**** staff, please be more dedicated,
Don't think that you don't have to work if you get diamonds? ***The staff should be dedicated, we will kill you if you continue like this! "
Putting away the presents, Oprah continued to ask, "Brother Abs, what do you think of lunar resources? They should belong to all human beings? So should the Chinese government and you benefit the whole world?"
The words just came out. The unhappy Chinese people yelled, fuck you, the universe is so fucking big, it belongs to all the fucking human beings? It should be whoever has the technology to mine!
He Ming was not ambiguous at all on key issues, saying: "It cannot be said that it is the resources of all mankind. In fact, the earth does not belong to humans. Humans and animals live on this planet together. So who has the technology to make the earth more Beautiful, he is the competent master of the earth. As for the planets in the universe, whoever has the technology to develop first will belong to them. Just like the Age of Discovery, Spain did not change by discovering new worlds and plundering new worlds Will it become the Spanish Empire?"
"However, that was a thing of the ignorant era in the past. This is modern civilization. We should unite, develop well, and go out of the planet together. Deal with a lot of troubles, such as demons and so on?" Oprah said sincerely.
"Yes. Yes, let's serve the people together." He Ming also nodded sincerely, dismissing it in his heart: Who the hell is talking about you? Isn't the US dollar making money by exploiting the whole world?
After understanding the important issues, take a ten-minute break in the middle. Do advertise.
And the staff changed the on-site settings with a violent face, of course because they received a giant diamond, and the most beautiful moment in life is now!
Soon the venue was changed to a sports field, the size of a regular basketball court, the floor, the heavy all-steel basket, the new standing luxury seat, etc. Everything that appears in the camera is undoubtedly a temporary collection of astronomical figures. Sponsorship fees, one of the crystallization of advertising fees. Just like Oprah's water glass just now, the mineral water on one side is all American boutique.
Paupers can't pay for sponsorships etc.
The show continued, and Oprah turned to He Ming and said, "Brother Abs, do you like basketball? Or other sports?"
He Ming knew that it was a preparation for another problem, and he knew that former NBA overlords such as Kobe, now laid-off athletes, a group of relatives, and the jackass players who currently dominate the NBA are waiting in the background.
And those relatives like to catch the ball and jump in the air, go straight to the hoop, and then a group of supermen will fight in the air-he will join in later.
he can fly.
With a slight smile, He Ming said to the camera: "I used to be a good athlete, um, but I only love boxing. Basketball, football, etc., the number of times I have played, from childhood to adulthood, is less than ten times. It is still a physical education class Outcomes that have to be played. Like exams."
Oprah was taken aback, "Why? Brother Abs, you are a king of supermen. According to our understanding, you have very high athletic ability?"
"No way, the school is poor and there is no stadium. Besides, I am lazy. I like to hit sandbags alone, exercise strength, etc., rather than a group of people chasing a ball, or hitting a ball. They need teamwork .Unfortunately, I'm a wolf from the south. Woohoo!"
He Ming leaned on the standing seat, raised his neck and howled like a wolf. Suddenly there was laughter.
Oprah asked: "How did you start your boxing life, abs? How did it go?"
"In our country, physical education is as important as your country, or more important, because it is a compulsory course. There are special bonus points. For example, if I am a boxing graduate, it is much easier to continue to a good school. And the process was very painful and very difficult to persevere, but I persevered, among very few people. I used to beat my hands every day without feeling. I have been wearing a protective belt to go to school for a semester. Therefore, I will practice Hama Gong in the future. I can only succeed once. This is what I deserve, the reward of hard work, and the result of competing with fate."
For the really painful, so precious past, He Ming flattered himself wildly, it was so great, in the waste, look, the uncle has exercised a pair of iron fists and 80 kg bench press. Although only once, once!
Oprah nodded, and then said to the camera: "Next, let's invite our Mr. Kobe Bryant, and Mr. LeBron James. And, He Xiaotong, He Jinshan, He Guangchao, He..." After mentioning 6 people with the surname He, He Ming smiled wryly, these bastards.
Then, first two tall black men in sportswear came up, they were the overlords who dominated the NBA before Chinese New Year, Kobe and the little emperor. Then there are 6 people who are between 1.8 and 1.9 meters tall, but their physique width is wider than Kobe and the little emperor. Wearing a basketball uniform, revealing a very strong figure.
However, the audience quickly compared the eight of them with He Ming, and immediately found that He Ming was the strongest and most handsome-oh, still the favorite. Especially those eyes and heart are incomparable, a unique love.
"Brother Abs, can I call you buddy? Want a hug?" He Ming nodded, Kobe licked his lips excitedly, came up and hugged He Ming, and then praised: "You are so strong. I am Kobe. Your fan. Not long ago, I practiced Ha Toad Gong with your help. Unfortunately, I didn’t expect that now, my best body ever has lost my job ahead of schedule.”
He Ming's six relatives can't speak English at all, so everyone has the best translator by their side. After translating Kobe's words, everyone gave He Ming and Kobe a smirk.
The little emperor also stepped forward to shake hands with He Ming excitedly, and then Oprah began to speak lines, "This is the era of Superman, so Superman has already controlled the stadium, and today, our new Oprah talk show is going to be the first comeback It's an interesting show, if: for example, Kobe, Mr. James, plus brother Abs, plus a current nba ace player, and finally a male audience is selected from the scene to form a team to fight against the group of proud kings .I guess it's funny?"
"Interesting! Interesting! Interesting! I ask to join, I'm good at the game, very good!"
The female audience applauded, and the male audience clapped to join.
He Ming smiled wryly and shrugged, "God, I don't know how to play basketball."
"Uncle, don't be afraid, just fly under the basket in the air, just slam dunk. Let Kobe serve and you catch it. Physical confrontation, they will be killed by you in seconds!" A relative of He Ming bounced around and walked away like a rock singer Come here, laughingly and said to He Ming.
He Ming rolled his eyes, grabbed the luxury hat on his head, Nike brand, and threw it to the audience, causing a lot of looting.
"Please, that's my lucky hat."
"Hate your father. You have hurt me, I can't play basketball. Why don't you change it to boxing? (Chinese)"
"Who is your opponent? This is not fun. Dajun and the others are the current North American boxing champions, go find them."
Soon, Oprah formed two teams, and under the global attention, the battle between dragons and tigers began. It's a pity that He Ming belongs to the dragon who can't play basketball. Kobe, the little emperor, that audience has no fighting power...
ps: The second update. (To be continued..)