Chapter 428 Cheap and Expensive

Chapter 428: Cheap and Expensive

The main reason for suffering in life is poor health and disease. The real golden age is very short. Before the age of 20, although the strength and quality are not fully developed, the vitality is very strong. And once you are in your twenties, your body functions have already begun to age. The most obvious features are that you don’t like to take a nap when you are a child. After you are in your twenties, if you don’t take a nap, you will collapse in the afternoon.

Moreover, because human life is too short, without the guidance and help of the country, society, and family, especially the Chinese, it is difficult for anyone to understand how much happiness a good body means for a short life on earth.

Moreover, in China, from ancient times to the present, some high-ranking people prefer to eat the so-called essence foods in reality, such as turtles and other high-nutrition foods, but this kind of statement is not very reliable. Compared with eating turtles, it is better to eat beef , Eggs, so many European and American muscular sons are not for decoration.

And when the high-ranking people find that this kind of stuff is not very effective, they become obsessed with another kind of "food". It's called spiritual food, also known as "flattery", a kind of stupid self-spiritual narcotics. I listened to what my subordinates say, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live. fart.

Therefore, the most reliable way is to exercise, exercise, exercise... Day after day, gritting your teeth and exercising, whether it is cold winter or hot summer, you must practice sweating profusely, and touch the limit deeper and deeper every day, so that you can Exercise physical strength, energy, etc. beyond ordinary people.

This matter cannot be done by others, so the emperors from ancient times to the present are very depressed.

Because for them, it is easy to make others suffer, and it is even easy to make people in the whole world suffer. However, it is not easy to make themselves suffer. At most, hunting and hunting, riding a very docile horse is just a matter of time. Flattering like a tide, martial arts is the best in the world.

In the modern world, a large number of men, especially European and American men, already understand that martial arts must be practiced hard, so they go straight to the gym after get off work...

Until the toad kung fu was born, it was so miraculous that one day's work, no, one hour or so of practice is equal to several years of hard work day and night, it belongs to the real magic skill, the first epoch-making magic skill in human history, has been Recognized by people all over the world as "the greatest discovery in human history, No. 1!"

Anyone who likes to exercise deeply understands that sometimes it is easy to persist for a few hours, but every week, every month, every year... It is really difficult. If one day suddenly gives up, it is even more difficult to persist.

But toad kung fu practice is not only easy and pleasant, but also has a heaven-defying effect, and it is also good for a certain organ...

"Oh oh oh, ummmm...".

so miraculous,

Incredibly wonderful. Although it did nothing, it destroyed gyms and yoga studios around the world, even including basketball, football, etc., and changed major industries and the structure of human society...

People are reality and snobbery, and they are the life of a group. When everyone is practicing a certain sport, who cares about the basketball and football in the past, of course, they are still indispensable as entertainment. After practicing Hama Gong, it is getting better and better every day. Strange, intimidating, indescribably successful and effective.

Therefore, sports such as basketball and football have become a good show for abusing people.

Therefore, except for women, all kinds of sports industries around the world that serve men must either close their doors or follow the so-called general trend of the world. The wheel of history: Yes, selling drugs such as Viagra.

Those with strong financial resources will hire successful toads at high prices, such as those workers who have hit the big luck, and can go to the gym at night to earn the hourly wages of Citigroup's top lawyers.

Definitely, it must, and it will not lose to the fees of Citigroup's top lawyers.

Of course, the rich don't bother to earn this kind of money. They make money with money, and the money they get automatically in one minute is almost the same as the one-hour fee charged by top lawyers. They chose eleven o'clock in the evening, under a bright crescent moon, mostly to practice Hama Gong on the grass by the swimming pool of their mansion.

"Quack, quack, quack..."

And the swimming pool next to it is fully heated and steaming, which is so convenient that many beauties can drink water as much as they want in the cold winter, shouting "Come~~" to tease Mr. Rich and Rich.

After he finished his work, he naturally made great strides overnight and never let up.

But now, the people of the world, the cute and pathetic carbon-based monkeys have not yet come out of their desire for toad skills, the damned and respected Comrade Abs, throwing out the service of changing the body of Superman once... …

God, the life in the multiverse is also fucking jealous. If there is no law, ordinary life will be wiped out on the earth, and the soul will automatically return to the world of the dead. Otherwise, I would definitely smuggle to the earth to participate in this extremely cheap little superman surgery!

How envious and jealous? How stomping and yelling, losing his composure to the extremely high elegance that has been lived for tens of thousands of years, and the calm quality disappearing?

"Abs brother, abs brother, life, life."

The carbon-based monkeys didn't know that they were in an extremely happy opportunity, but instead cursed at the price list of the technological treasure thrown by He Ming.

It came at eleven o'clock, when I was about to start practicing Hama Gong. A total of 23 websites under the name of He Ming threw it together, and it was quickly reproduced all over the world. As long as there is Internet, any computer that can access the Internet, no matter it is from ten years ago, or it has just been assembled, it will serve for ten seconds... ...Only "" "", you can see the price list of this treasure.

The following is completed according to the dictation of the abdominal muscles:

There is only one doctor's hospital, he is called Living Paradise Hospital. Not Nintendo.

It mainly provides the following content, including curing all diseases on the earth, including dead people who died within one minute, premature babies, mentally handicapped, neuropathy, blind people, deaf people, fools... Of course, the brain-dead people are incurable.

Change the body at one time, the height limit is within 3 meters, and the shortest is over 1.8 meters for men and 1.7 meters for women. I don't accept the request of being too short, and I don't want to ruin the perfect body brand of the abs brother.

Replacing all body organs at once is mandatory in order to become Superman. Of course, your handsome or ugly face, external features, and whether your penis is straight or crooked are all in your choice.

But believe me, I can change you from Pan Changjiang to Pan An.

Price: 1 billion RMB, or 200 million US dollars, 200 million euros.

In order to cherish your precious wealth, I put forward a precious opinion: It is better to exchange the US dollars for RMB to pay, you know, the dream of mankind, the torch of freedom, dear Benjamin? Mr. Franklin is not as valuable as it used to be (a hundred-dollar headshot).

Atomic Energy Heart - "As long as RMB 88, 888, 888, I will give you an extraordinary perpetual heart, which guarantees the survival of his own life! Believe me, you need it very much, no matter whether you ride your horse on the bed or kill the boy under the bed!"

Kidney of Infinite Vitality - "A man's dream, a woman's favorite, install it, everyone believes that you will step into one of the bravest men on the planet. From then on, no matter whether you are in the arena or not, among the women in the arena There are legends about you... All of this only costs 99,999,999 yuan, of course, if you are willing to add one yuan to make it 100 million yuan, Brother Abab will be very happy because you are extremely generous."

Universal Stomach Bag——"Is there any, super digestion power, the favorite of obese people, a must for superman, eat a lot, provide a lot of energy, endless vitality, waste wood will automatically become strong, just..."

……… (people around the world in front of the computer start to have nothing to say)

Adjusting genes——"Adjusting the foundation of a life, you will change from Pan Changjiang to Pan An, wipe out all diseases at once, and live for hundreds of years and thousands of years, one word, yes! Only 300 million yuan, 300 million yuan, completely Farewell to the embrace of death!"

……… (90% of the people in the world are desperate…)

All the above services are given priority to those who have paid 100 million US dollars and 600 million RMB to practice Hama Gong, if you are still willing to continue to become a little superman.

Then give priority to serving friends who have changed their bodies once, and the last is single organ installation services.

Of course, you don't have the patience to wait and you can seek out other physician services. Of course, your life span is not enough to wait, you can apply, and we will arrange the operation as soon as possible after confirmation.

Due to the limited time of the abdominal muscle brother, the operation will be performed after nine o'clock every night until eleven o'clock. Surgery is very fast. Please be patient, as long as you have RMB, you will be immortal!

(True immortal life.)

Finally, for all the above services, due to historical reasons and the difficulty of surgery, all ghosts and citizens are automatically doubled. Of course, the original price of ghosts and friends who are engaged in AV actresses is limited to beauties.

After reading the price list, I watched Professor Hawking still vent his passion on the TV, flattening the truck into a van. His bravery cannot be expressed in words—the professor is also very helpless, there is no way, tonight He's an actor, that's a small proviso.

The other main requirement is to serve as an honorary professor of a university for some scientific research departments in Huaxia.

The specific time is what a little pockmarked man in a pockmarked dynasty always said to God at a 45-angle angle, "Please give me another five hundred years~ I beg God to give me another five hundred years~ I think It will take five hundred years~give me five hundred years~"

That's it, five hundred years of time, sold in China.

There are many, many such things. Famous scientists, professors, experts, they are first a smart person, and then a Citiman, a German, a Spaniard, an Italian, a Smecta... So, they naturally understand, if they burp, why do they still study?

So with the lofty ideal of serving the people, under the increasingly powerful pressure from China, the authorities had to let them go and let them bring their families, assistants, and students to China. For the development of science and technology, the contribution is still a little bit negligible, but stick to it Very impressive, enough to kill all the achievements of the predecessors in history.

He Ming started to practice Ha Toad Kungfu, and did what happened tonight, from being half-human and half-god to being a true god. The media were afraid at first, but they realized that Brother Abdominal is still Brother Abdominal, so for the sake of ratings, they once again robbed their heads. The staff was extremely busy and warned several times, "Please be quiet, Comrade Commander is working and has no time to answer questions!"

There are more and more people practicing Ha Toad Kung Fu, but there is no doubt that after today's incident, the rich will not choose to participate in Ha Toad Kung Fu, but will become little supermen even if they go bankrupt.

Because even if you go bankrupt, you can go to the ocean to fish for sunken ships, steal Africa, and make a fortune by making some lovely resources. What could an army of mortals do to them anyway?

Go to the jungle, go to the ocean, what can they do? Except for the current world police, Comrade Huaxia. The US Emperor is also helpless. Spread your hands and shrug your shoulders.

It's really worth it. Compared with the past, spending hundreds of millions of dollars to buy life treasures from the black market, one word, stupid.

But Brother Abs will not let them down. Anyone who pays a lot of money can enjoy a body replacement for free.

Anyway, for He Ming, it is just a little expenditure of medical resources that are enough to satisfy all the population of his planet. Of course, there is also precious time.

After completing the practice and preparing to leave to meet with Chen Teng, I thought to myself, what should I ask him to sell? Because for sure, there is almost no market on the black market, and the official market is open. How can there be a good show on the black market? But among the female anchors swarming around, Le Siyu shouted from a distance: "Brother Abs, you promised me an exclusive interview, please tomorrow night at seven o'clock?"

"Ah? OK! It will end before nine o'clock, you know." He Ming saw Le Siyu in a black uniform, with a hot figure, long legs and big breasts. , although I felt that I wanted to fuck her last time, but after being satisfied this morning, I felt that I shouldn't be too bothered.

What a contradiction, as for the interview, I hastily agreed. No, there will be another good opportunity to fool the monkeys around the world. When I was a child, I met an old man and said, "I have a copy of Tathagata God's Palm, and I can sell it to you for only 9 cents. As a result, other children didn't buy it, so I bought it."

Le Siyu knew something interesting, and would definitely pretend to be surprised and said: "Then, it turns out that you, Brother Abdominal, have been gifted and extremely intelligent since you were a child."

"Hahaha! Be humble. I don't know if I was smart or not when I was young, but I am definitely the smartest in the world now. What are the world's seven major mathematical problems, Goldbach's conjecture, give me ten minutes, and I will solve them all." No mention Super IQ plus Solomon's knowledge can easily solve these so-called problems. And the most important and simplest thing is: the world of the dead has been solved long ago... countless years ago.

At that time, there will be another "Oh oh oh oh oh! Abdominal brother, he is actually God."

After meeting with Chen Teng, the latter first expressed endless worship, and then the two sides discussed secretly finding some shady guests to secretly participate in He Ming's operation, of course the operation fee... You know, add some secret price, and also There is no light fee.

For example, big names on the road, a certain African killer, a guy with an army, a guy who likes to eat human brains... He Ming can't openly accept their operations, so that if they do evil in the future, wouldn't it be his own head? In the case of secret surgery, even if they become Little Superman, He Ming can still release a press conference and say innocently, "They installed the technological treasures purchased from me, and maybe they also ate the life treasures, so they are so strong... ...I am deeply sorry for this, I am very sorry." Affirmed the style of the former Great America, with sincerity.

"That's it, let's go. Goodbye." Separated from Chen Teng, He Ming returned to the peninsula, ignoring the potholes that fell on the street, and instantly turned into a streamer invisible to the naked eye. When we arrived at Pujia Building 24, many workers were still working in three shifts on some brightly lit floors.

Of course, he didn't walk, and flew directly to Park Zhimin's window. As soon as he entered, the lewd smile on his face immediately turned into a face full of righteousness; his lustful eyes immediately turned into a clear and moving gentle gesture.

No way, Park Zhimin's family actually gathered in the chick's room. Of course, the little girl had already gone to bed, and Jin Da's school belle needed to provide sleeping service, so only the new father-in-law and Jin Dabang were there.

Of course, under such circumstances, it is impossible for Park Zhimin to wear some sexy and touching lace material clothing, as long as a man sees it, he will get angry, oh, the lower body gets angry, not the corpse.

"My brother-in-law is back. Oh, my God, you are my god. Please, please teach me this skill. My dream is to become a distinguished doctor!" Jin Dabang cried and yelled, half kneeling Bow again and again.

He Ming stepped forward to help him up, and said: "How should I put it, have you seen the devil fruit of One Piece? Eat it to gain superpowers. And my skill, um, look, it's natural for people with great talents to see it. Proficient." He took out the fantasy ghost doctor's painstaking cheat book.

Needless to say the result. The Pu family opened it carefully, and returned it to He Ming even more carefully.

Jin Dabang still didn't give up, and said, "Can't you teach it?"

"It can't be taught, it needs skills." He Ming explained the skills of super life forms. Of course, there are no upgrades. He just explained that skills are very precious and cannot be taught.

Jin Dabang sat on the ground in disappointment, sighed again and again, "The ideal is shattered again."

"Slacker, have you ever had an ideal?" Mother Pu curled her lips in the classic Smecta again.

Sitting on the bed, He Ming gradually approached Park Zhimin and quietly touched the chick's ass with his fingers, sitting on the soft bed, wearing loose jeans, but still with amazing lines. Park Zhimin cast sweet eyes and said, "Today you scared us to death, it's really scary, like the god of death controlling everything."

"It's a child's play, you have to be humble. In comparison, the muscles on my back are unique in the universe." He Ming told the truth once, but was treated as a joke by the Park family.

"What muscles? Show me quickly. Oh, a face, devil's back muscles? Look at mine." Jin Dabang didn't appreciate the world of the dead as a myth, and the astronomical Jin Yuan begged He Ming clearly The back muscle picture belongs to the best yy material, the yy material of various games, and the sun devil back muscle of the novel material. It is absolutely blind to sit and watch the sky. He took off his shirt and tried to show his back muscles. There are also very strong and good lines.

"Look, it's cooler, right?"

"It's so ugly, idiot. Well, let's go to bed!" Pu's mother couldn't bear it anymore, punched and kicked Jin Dabang, and finally wanted to drag him away. Jin Dabang suddenly said: "Wait, dear brother-in-law, we are rich but have nothing to do, can you give us some business? Such as fuel oil, corn oil? My dear, you are a global oil tyrant."

"Global oil bully? I like your wording. Well, let me tell the consortium, wake up tomorrow, and you will be our sole agent on the peninsula. All products will be provided to you at ex-factory prices."

"Long live!" The Pu family excitedly pushed me away, and they were about to make a fortune again.

"I'm here, dear." He stepped forward and closed the door, of course it was locked. As soon as I came back, I overwhelmed the stunning chick and hurried up and down on the bed.

Park Zhimin wrapped his arms around his neck, allowing him to move his hands and mouth obscenely on his infinitely beautiful soft body, and gradually removed his clothes, arousing the heat in his body.

"Honey, the request just now was entrusted to us by government officials. The benefits are so great that the family members are tempted... You don't blame us for being too greedy, do you?"

"Of course not, why is money so important to you? Beauty is only worth a thousand dollars. Sex is short, come on, dear, let's put on a noble OL uniform today. And me, I'm still a farmer. Very obscene, very Lustful, very strong farmer brother..."

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