Chapter 201 In the Name of "Jie Yu"

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So far, in terms of bickering skills, Zhang Zian has never lost a single battle or a group fight, but ever since he met this gray parrot, he has been defeated repeatedly, and it always pulls him down to its level. Then beat him with experience.

Although on the surface he was laughing and joking with it, but Zhang Zian was shocked in his heart.

Perhaps in the eyes of ordinary people, Richard is a bird full of foul language, with all kinds of dirty jokes emerging endlessly. Whether it's "Jeff Richardson" or "Hoe Harvest Day at Noon", in essence, they are not dirty jokes, but "homophonic rhetoric" and "puns".

On the daunting peak of linguistics, homophony and puns have always been the highest and most difficult cliffs, proof that learning any language other than the mother tongue is a success. Homophony and puns can be found in any language, but Chinese homophony and puns are the most difficult. Countless foreigners who have studied Chinese abroad for many years are all confused when they come to China, except for the complicated and diverse accents. , Another big reason is the homonym and pun.

This bird can use Chinese homophonic rhetoric and puns to perfection. Fina can't understand it, Lao Cha can't understand it, Xinghai can't understand it, and maybe even many Chinese people can't understand it... From this, it can be seen that it really is true. It is worthy of the saying that "the world has never heard of a bird interpreting language, because it does not understand its meaning", it is not accidental that it will appear in the classroom of the Chinese Department and mock the Chinese lecturer.

As for the many languages ​​that Zhang Zian didn't understand at all, it casually spoke... If it mastered every language as well and proficiently as Chinese, it would be extremely terrifying.

Richard solved his thirst problem, and made a new request: "Come here, why don't you bring out melon seeds and peanuts? Do you entertain guests like this?"

"Hold it, there are no melon seeds or peanuts, will you eat millet and dried corn?" Zhang Zian said.

Richard was disappointed all of a sudden, "Isn't it too shabby? What about vegetables and fruits?"

"There are apples."

"Gah!" It lamented, "Forget it, let's make do with it, it's better than starving."

Zhang Zian went upstairs, dug out the millet and dried corn from the kitchen, which were leftovers from his parents before, and then took another apple, went downstairs and placed it in front of it.

It couldn't wait to eat millet and dried corn, and said, "Please wash the apples, what if there are pesticide residues? My uncle's body is very delicate! After washing, cut them into small pieces." , How can this uncle eat it?"

Nima has so many things!

Zhang Zian had no choice but to wash the apples again. After washing, he cut them into crescent-shaped pieces with a fruit knife and placed them on a plate.

"Well, that's about the same."

It was eating when two figures flickered outside.

"Master! Today we..." Wang Qian and Li Kun walked into the store and saw this eye-catching gray parrot at a glance.

"Fuck! What a big parrot!" Li Kun exclaimed, "I have only seen budgerigars in my neighbor's house before, and this one is worth as many as there are! Master, what kind of parrot is this?"

"African Gray Parrot." Zhang Zian said, "It's a large parrot."

Wang Gan also took a closer look, "This parrot should be quite expensive, right? Master, can it talk?"

Richard swallowed a small piece of apple, looked up at the two of them, and said, "Friends?"

"It's not a gay friend! It's a friend!" Wang Qian and Li Kun replied at the same time.

They were sweating profusely, how did Master train the birds? I have never seen a parrot taught the word "friend".

Zhang Zian asked: "It's so early today? What's the matter?"

"We don't have class today. We're passing by. Come in and have a look." Wang Qian replied, still staring at the gray parrot.

Zhang Zian said: "I have something to go out today, you don't need to come over to help, just go to Sun Xiaomeng's place and help her clean.

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"Well, let's go first." Li Kun pulled Wang Gan, and the two left the shop together.

Walking about 20 meters away from the shop, Wang Gan asked in confusion, "What's the matter? It's rare to see such a rare parrot, why don't you take a closer look?"

Li Kun motioned him to keep his voice down, and said in a low voice, "Didn't you notice that the parrot is a bit weird?"

"Strange?" Wang Qian was not as careful as Li Kun, so he couldn't think of anything to blame.

Li Kun smacked his lips and complained, "What were you watching just now?"

"Look at the parrot!" Wang Gan was even more confused.

"Then didn't you look into its eyes?" Li Kun reminded.

"Eyes?" Wang Gan thought for a while, "I only pay attention to its feathers, and I am quite happy to see it eat."

Li Kun sighed: "Brother, the eyes are the window to the soul! Next time you see something, you must first look at the eyes!"

"I told you to stop playing charades. I admit that I'm not as smart as you. Tell me, what happened to the parrot's eyes?" Wang Gan asked curiously.

Li Kun glanced back and said, "Those eyes... I always feel that they are similar to human eyes..."

Wang Gan disagreed, "You are talking nonsense! Although I didn't look carefully, I can still tell the difference between human eyes and bird eyes."

"No, no, I'm not saying that its bird's eyes are like human eyes, but that..." Li Kun thought about his words, "It's just that there is spirituality in those eyes, which is the kind of spirituality unique to human beings, and it is vivid. , as if it had a human spirit in it... When it looked at me, I was stared at."

"You can pull it down!" Wang Gan said with a smile.

Li Kun said solemnly: "I'm telling the truth! I guess, that bird is not an extraordinary bird, it may be a demon bird, which was subdued by Master and surrendered. In short, we should try not to get involved with it in the future. relationship, just pretend to ignore it."

Of the two of them, Li Kun has always been in charge of coming up with ideas. Although Wang Gan didn't fully believe it, the tacit understanding over the years still kept him fascinated.

Today, Sunday, they had no classes, and Wang Gan's sister and brother-in-law were going to move, so he took Li Kun to help, planning to go to the veterinary clinic to clean up after the move. After they left the university, they wandered all the way to the pet store, and now they are going to the bus station to take a car.

When they were walking towards the bus station, a person came to meet them.

"You two, hello."

Come and say hello.

Wang Qian and Li Kun stopped and looked at each other suspiciously. From the eye contact, they knew that the other party did not know this stranger.

The visitor was in his thirties, wearing a cheap suit and no tie. He looked unremarkable, the kind who would be drowned immediately if thrown in the crowd.

Li Kun waved his hand and refused, "Sorry, no need."

"Why?" The visitor was stunned at first, then smiled and said, "What's the use?"

"Are you distributing leaflets or recruiting members for some strange groups? Let me tell you first, we won't join." Li Kun remained vigilant.

"Misunderstanding! What a misunderstanding!" The visitor explained with a smile, "I am the owner of a pet shop, and my name is Huang Mingyu."

Pet shop owner?

Wang Gan and Li Kun were even more confused, they only knew Zhang Zian who ran a pet shop.

"Then what do you want from us?" Wang Gan asked bluntly.

Huang Mingyu looked around, "Why don't we find a place to sit down and talk? I'll treat you."

"No need, we still have something to do." Wang Gan refused, "If you have anything to say, just say it here."

"Okay, if that's the case..." Huang Mingyu pondered for a moment, "Then I'll be straightforward. You all work in Qiyuan Pet Shop, right?"

"It's cultivating immortals." Li Kun corrected, and Wang Qian agreed.

"Xiu...Xiu Xian?" Huang Mingyu was taken aback for another moment, and then smiled self-righteously: "You two are really humorous."

Wang Gan looked at the time, the elder sister and brother-in-law were still waiting for them to move in, and there was no time to chat with this suspicious person here, "If it's okay, we'll leave first..."

"Please wait a moment." Huang Mingyu cleared his throat, "Actually, I want to ask the two little brothers if they are interested in working in my store? No matter how much the store manager gives you, I will double it here. "

work to earn a living?

Wang Qian and Li Kun resolutely refused: "I'm sorry, we don't have time."

After finishing speaking, they wanted to take a detour, but they were stopped by Huang Mingyu who moved sideways.

"It doesn't matter if you don't have time." Huang Mingyu smiled all over his face, and said his real intention, "I know that you two have been working in Qiyuan Pet Shop, and everyone knows that the cats in Qiyuan Pet Shop can do special tricks—as long as you two will If the store manager got the secret of cat taming, I will buy it at a high price!"

Wang Qian and Li Kun finally understood his real reason for coming, and after a moment of silence, they burst into laughter!

Huang Mingyu was dumbfounded by the laughter, looked at them at a loss, repeated what he had just said a few times in his heart, and secretly wondered what made them laugh?

"You two, this is..."

Wang Gan laughed until his cheeks ached. He walked over and patted Huang Mingyu on the shoulder, and said earnestly, "Brother, I advise you to stop daydreaming. We will not betray Master, nor will we make any secrets for you." ——That's all for now, goodbye."

"Wait! You don't know my bid at all? How about at least hearing how much I offered?" The unexpected development made Huang Mingyu panic, and he tried to keep them, "If you think it's too low..."

Wang Gan ignored him at all and walked towards the bus station.

Li Kun walked behind and patted Huang Mingyu on the shoulder, "Brother, how easy do you think about cultivating immortals? We haven't learned the master's immortal spells, and even if we did, we wouldn't tell you. In terms of standpoint, I warn you not to take Master's idea, otherwise you will be in trouble. That's it, goodbye!"

They left without the slightest nostalgia, leaving only Huang Mingyu standing there stupidly.

Are these two sick or what? Is there really someone who treats money like dung? he wondered to himself.