Free Soldier King Mixed Country

Chapter 604 Sorry, I Farted

"Tsk tsk, are you okay? Don't be brave if you can't drink, how uncomfortable..."

"The surname is Xiao, the surname is Xiao, let me tell you, don't tell me these things here, tell you what happened between the two of us, this is just the beginning."

"It doesn't matter. Anyway, I'm used to it. There are so many people who are hostile to me. I guess you can only be ranked at the bottom."

Xiao Yi said that Li Zhenggang's words were not polite at all, which meant that he would definitely not make things easier for Xiao Yi in the future. Usually when Xiao Yi dealt with such a person, he first greeted the eighteenth generation of the other's ancestors in his heart.

"Sister Xiao, don't think that you are cooperating with our Mingyang. You really take yourself seriously. You are nothing more than a bumpkin from the village. Don't forget your identity for a while."

"Hey, it is said that the countryside is the root of the city. When I meet my ancestors, I still talk like shit."

"Hey, don't piss and take care of your own virtues. As long as I'm here in the Li family, don't think it will be easy for you."

Li Zhenggang didn't mind tearing up his face with Xiao Yi, anyway, Xiao Yi had already made it clear that he wanted to stand by his niece.

Xiao Yi frowned, suddenly a familiar smile appeared on his face, he squatted down with squinted eyes, and said with a smile.

"Don't be so stingy, Manager Li. People say that there are a lot of adults. As for being so angry?"

"Do you know how to speak softly now? Tell you that if you are willing to stand by my side, I can choose to forget what happened before."

"Really? You really think so?"

Xiao Yi suddenly asked, Li Zhenggang didn't know how to answer this question, and he always had one thing in mind, behind Xiao Yi's smile, there seemed to be other meanings hidden.

"of course."

"Then I greeted your whole family in my heart just now, and you weren't angry?"

"You! That's fine, I said, as long as you're on my side."

"So you are so magnanimous, so you don't mind if I farted just now?"

"what?"

Li Zhenggang said, he could already smell a strange smell. This smell was so strong that it suppressed all the smell of alcohol here.

After sniffing his nose a few times, Li Zhenggang hastily stretched out his hand to cover his nose, wanting to go out from here, but Xiao Yi took a step ahead and leaned against the door panel after going out.

"I'm sorry, Manager Li. I don't like dealing with people like you. Smoke a cigarette first, and I'll leave later."

Xiao Yi leaned against the door panel, probably smelling the smell himself, took out the cigarette case, took out a cigarette, lit it, and took a deep breath.

In the bathroom, only Li Zhenggang's curses could be heard, and he said all kinds of unpleasant things. By the way, there was also a sound of scratching the door, which was particularly ear-piercing.

"Xiao Yi! You bastard, I will never let you go, ahem..."

Xiao Yi leaned against the door panel and laughed. This kind of threat is like the gray wolf in the cartoon, saying every time that I will come back. It is just a symbolic slogan and has no effect.

After smoking more than half of a cigarette, Xiao Yi left in a hurry, returned to the private room, sat down on the chair as if nothing had happened, and then talked to Li Zhengtian.

"It's not good, it seems that Uncle Li, your brother has pulled up his pants."

When Li Zhengtian heard this, he was a little curious at the first moment, but then he couldn't believe it. How could his younger brother still pull his pants when he was almost fifty years old.

"Xiao Yi, are you reading right? He is already so big, how could he pull his pants?"

"Anyway, I just smell a special smell. Didn't he vomit in the toilet? Could it be..."

Xiao Yi covered his mouth and stopped talking. At this moment, Li Xiaojia was holding a piece of meat with his chopsticks. After listening to what Xiao Yi said, he put down the chopsticks angrily.

"Xiao Yi, you will die if you say something nice, it's time to eat now, is it disgusting to say this!"

Li Xiaojia frowned and said, while Li Zheng just came back from the toilet, he felt a bad smell all over his body as soon as he entered the door.

Immediately, several people present covered their noses one after another, Xiao Yi even pointed his finger at Li Zhenggang, and said at this moment.

"You see what I said is right, no, you should smell it."

"Second Uncle, did you really pull up your pants?"

Li Xiaojia was the first to ask, at this moment Li Zhenggang was really furious, the tuft of hair on the top of his head could be burned away by the anger in his heart.

"What pulled your pants up?"

"Xiao Yi said that you pulled your pants in the toilet."

"Xiao, you are simply deceiving people too much!"

Li Zhenggang said angrily, if it wasn't for the presence of Li Zhengtian by his side, there would probably be a fight right now.

"What happened to Second Uncle, tell me slowly, if you choose to fight with Xiao Yi, you must be the one who suffers."

Li Xiaojia said, seeing that the second uncle couldn't help but fight, it would be bad for anyone to fight at the moment, so Li Xiaojia reminded.

Li Zhenggang snorted coldly, and walked to Guan Xing's side, Guan Xing subconsciously moved a distance away, because Xiao Yi said before that he pulled his pants up just now.

"I really didn't pull my pants down. It's all because of Xiao Yi's good deeds. He farted in the toilet and blocked the door to prevent me from going out."

"puff……"

What Xiao Yi said earlier was disgusting, but it wasn't funny at all. When Li Zhenggang told the truth of the matter, Li Xiaojia was the first to hold back and burst out laughing.

"Haha...second uncle, let me laugh for a while, it's really funny."

Not only Li Xiaojia, even Li Zhengtian laughed, but at least it was his second brother who was unlucky, Li Zhengtian only showed a symbolic smile on his face, and then restrained himself.

"Seriously, is it so funny?"

Xiao Yi coughed and Li Xiaojia stopped, thinking about it carefully, he didn't think it was very funny, but why did he want to laugh so much just now when he saw the unlucky expression on his second uncle's face.

Being a person can be a little bit bad, but people like Xiao Yi are completely bad. They are really too bad. I don't know how Xiao Yi got here when he was a child, so he can think of such a bad move.

"Pfft...Second uncle, don't put on that expression, I really can't help it."

Li Xiaojia burst out laughing again, Li Zhenggang's face turned red, then purple, and now completely green, and said angrily.

"It's enough of you all, just like to read jokes so much, don't forget that it's all because of Xiao Yi, he is the one who is at fault."

"Okay Xiaojia, stop laughing, your second uncle is still angry here, why are you laughing?"

Li Zhengtian said something and looked back at Xiao Yi. He really didn't expect that such a young man would have so many bad ideas.

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