Chapter 739: Fudge the Princess
Li Dun was thoughtful, what the lord of the country said made sense!
If you say that all the animals in the world are combined, who can you ask to express this anger for yourself? You can count them with just one slap.
However, if you want to vent your anger without being retaliated against, there is only one person!
It must be Li Xingyao, the little princess of the empire!
In terms of evolutionary level, Li Xingyao is at the peak of the seventh level, surpassing Li Xingchen long ago, but this is only known to a small number of people.
Li Xingyao was afraid that her brother would be hit too hard, so she told everyone in the know to shut up and stop spreading the word.
In terms of IQ, although the little princess doesn't look like a mountain, but as the king's bodyguard and Li Yunpeng's retainer, Li Dun knows that Li Xingchen has suffered a lot from her.
In terms of the degree of favor, if Li Xingchen cannot be offended, it is because of his own character that revenge must be revenged.
But Li Xingyao has a gentle personality, but everyone listed him as someone who should not be provoked.
Because whoever dares to provoke Li Xingyao, the king will really get angry.
No one wanted to experience the lord's anger, so they didn't dare to offend Li Xingyao, including Li Xingchen, who knew about it.
Therefore, to be able to persuade the little princess to express her anger for herself is to truly vent her anger.
But the little princess Bingxue is smart, how can I ask her to help me with this?
Li Dun was helpless.
Li Yunpeng saw his embarrassment, and reminded: "Xingyao is kind-hearted, and she can't see others being bullied. The more miserable she is, the more she will vent her anger on you."
Li Dun raised his brows and smiled happily, "Understood, my lord, thank you for your kindness! Shall I go to work first?"
"Come back, there are still rumors of the destruction of the world among the people, let the Military Intelligence Bureau give me an answer as soon as possible."
"yes!"
Li Dun left happily, shaking his head on the road, what is this? I conspired with the Lord to plot against his son...
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The plan given by the lord of the country is to cheat the little princess into sympathy by selling misery, and then let her uphold justice and clean up Li Xingchen for herself.
But how miserable is it to touch the compassion of Her Royal Highness?
Li Dun decided to test it out.
This afternoon, Li Dun pretended to be melancholy on the road passing by Her Highness the Princess, but was flamboyantly ignored.
Then he secretly wiped his tears again, and happened to be caught by Li Xingyao, but it was still useless, and she laughed at him instead.
Li Dun went home and asked himself in the mirror, what should I do?
In the last cruelty, he punched himself in the eye socket!
After seeing the effect, Li Dun was quite satisfied, and the sockets of his eyes turned livid and black in no time.
Then, he opened his bow left and right, punching to the flesh... There was a continuous sound of banging in the room...
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Outside the gate of the palace, Li Dun was lying on the steps with his face covered in blood and footprints all over his body.
"Report from each unit, have you found the location of the young master and princess?"
"Report to the captain, the young master has not returned from the Imperial Academy of Sciences, and the princess is out to gather folk tales and is rushing back."
"Come on!" Li Dun quickly adjusted his posture when he heard the words, and hummed a few times to test the effect.
Not long after, someone reported, "Her Royal Highness's car has arrived on the tarmac!"
Li Dun is instantly possessed by drama!
"Ouch...hey hey...my disc! My elbow! My..."
"Huh? Uncle Li Dun, what's wrong with you?"
A sound of heaven sounded, Li Dun opened his swollen eyes a little, grinned and said, "Your Majesty, Your Highness, I..."
Just as he was talking, he was about to stand up and salute.
Li Xingyao pressed his shoulder, "Uncle Li Dun, lie down first, how did you do this, why didn't your subordinates take you to see a doctor?"
Li Dun: "..."
Fuck, is it over?
"Uh...this...hey! It's not that they don't want to help me, but they dare not!"
Li Xingyao was even more surprised, "Why?"
Li Dun thought to himself, the opportunity has come, and he pretended to be embarrassed and said: "Oh! Let's not talk about it, if the Lord knows that the young master forced me to practice martial arts, I'm afraid I will beat him again... "
Li Xingyao was taken aback, then nodded thoughtfully, "That is to say...Uncle Li Dun, your injury was caused by my brother?"
Li Dun: "Uh... my lord, Your Highness, just pretend you don't know. I'll deal with it myself later. I'll just lie down for ten and a half months. Oops..."
"It's too much!" Li Xingyao stomped her feet and said angrily, "Uncle Li Dun, don't worry, I will definitely seek an explanation for you!"
"Ahem...His Royal Highness, it's better not to...Young Master didn't do it on purpose..." Li Dun said.
Li Xingyao pondered for a moment, then said: "Alright then, since you strongly request, then...forget it."
Li Dun: "???(??)???"
I owe you so much!
"Er... that... lord, Your Royal Highness, or you can punish the young master a little..."
Li Xingyao's nimble eyes turned slightly, "Okay, I see."
After finishing speaking, he stepped over Li Dun and walked towards the palace with a bouncing bouncing.
In Li Dun's heart, he was in a state of ups and downs.
This matter... it has succeeded or not!
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Sure enough, Li Xingyao did not break her promise, and stewed two arowanas that her brother had raised for four or five years that night.
After Li Xingchen came back at night, he was a little surprised to see Li Dun at the door.
"Huh? Uncle Li Dun, you let the Silver Wolf King beat you like this?"
Li Dun: "..."
How the hell can I still beat the Silver Wolf King?
"Ahem... No, no, I accidentally walked and bumped into a pillar..."
Li Xingchen looked at it suspiciously, thinking in his heart, should he persuade his father to change to the captain of the guard?
"Oh, that's it...then take care, I'll go back first."
"Young master, go slowly!"
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Li Xingchen walked towards the palace with doubts, and sniffled at the same time, "Eh? What smells so good? Hehe, let me catch up today..."
Smelling the scent, he went straight to the restaurant and saw his younger sister waiting at the dining table, "Xingyao, you are so early today, there must be something delicious, right?"
Li Xingyao smiled sweetly, "You guessed right, I will reward you with a fish."
At the mention of fish, Li Xingchen's smile froze on his face.
"Sister, sister... hello ancestor...don't tell me it's... didn't we reconcile? You both signed an agreement not to eat each other's pets. ...how could it be..." Li Xingchen said in horror.
After speaking, he ran out in a hurry and came to the fish tank, and he saw that it was empty.
"Ah! My sledgehammer! My steel egg! It's all stewed!"
"Li Xingyao! You——!"
Li Xingchen rushed to the restaurant to question him.
Li Xingyao put his hands on his hips, "What? Do you want to compete?"
"Competition, what's the competition? I'm an educated person, how can I be violent? Come on, let's talk about the truth!" Li Xingchen said confidently.
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