Chapter 866? Daily Life in Cuiping Mountain?

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Seeing a visiting young lady busy in her kitchen, making those kitchen utensils that are extremely advanced compared to this world jingle, Little Annie expressed a little doubt, she didn't quite believe that the other party was related to her family. Like Xiaobai, he can make something that can be eaten and satisfy himself!

However, after watching it for a while, she didn't intend to report too much expectation, so she had to nest on the sofa again and continue to eat her snacks.

Since the first battle in Xiqi City, a certain naughty little girl who had acquired a lot of weird little toys (magic weapons), had nothing to do, and came back to the top of Izumo Peak in Cuiping Mountain, and then went back to her home. As a matter of course, he once again returned to the ideal and happy life state of eating, sleeping, and playing cubs in the past.

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clang! !

There was the sound of something falling to the ground and shattering. Obviously, the young lady must have dropped some dish or porcelain on the ground...

But it doesn't matter, anyway, the other party is a god, and he is still a Daluo Jinxian. Even if he can't use the low-level and efficient spell of "restore to the original", the other party must have other good methods, some of which are Taoism and immortality. Plates were removed or restored to original condition.

So, little Annie, who was lying on the sofa and watching cartoons in this world of cultivating immortals, didn't worry about things in the kitchen at all, just thought it was something loud!

Boom! !

This time, the sound was louder. I don't know what fell to the floor again. Anyway, it must not be a fragile thing like a plate or a glass, because Annie didn't hear the sound of breaking.

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"Hey! Sister Bixiao, are you sure, you really know how to cook?!"

∑(??△｀)? !

Finally, after watching TV for a while, listening to the bigger and bigger noises coming from the kitchen, for the sake of her own dinner, little Annie still felt that if she didn't want to just use fruits or snacks to cope with the meal, it's better to ask a little bit some?

"certainly……"

puff! !

Something soft fell to the hard kitchen floor with a loud crash.

"No problem! Don't worry!!"

The voice of Fairy Bixiao from Sanxian Island came from the kitchen, but the other party's tone was a little hasty and annoyed, obviously things were not as simple as she said?

"Um……"

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"Then I want to eat steak rice today! The steak needs three pieces, the soup needs a little more, no eggs, but the rice can be a little less?"

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If it was white rice, Little Annie would definitely not like it, even if there were vegetables!

However, if it is the kind of soup bowl made of steak, as long as you put two more thick steaks, pour a little more delicious soup, and put a few fresh and tender vegetables, she can still do it. Eat a big plate!

After all, the pollution-free, pesticide-free, chemical-fertilizer-free, and genetically-modified rice and vegetables are pretty good, and they are definitely much better than those bugs produced on the heavily polluted earth in future generations who will not eat them!

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"What kind of steak rice, I don't know how to cook..."

After a while, when Little Annie thought that the other party had already begun to work hard and was about to click on the next cartoon, the angry voice of Miss Bi Xiao was faintly heard from the kitchen.

"Then I want goulash with potatoes, but the beef should be cut into larger pieces and the potatoes into smaller pieces?!"

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Indeed, after thinking about it, Annie felt that steak rice was a little too complicated for that beginner, the hot lady Bi Xiao, so she had no choice but to order a super simple one.

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"I won't..."

That faint voice came out again, and at the same time, the voices in the kitchen stopped, apparently, a certain bad and picky little girl was a little bit hard for Bi Xiao.

"That's it..."

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"The roast beef is always okay, right? But remember to put less chili and cumin, but you can put more pepper?!"

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"!!"

"This one won't either..."

A certain voice from the kitchen became a little quieter, but the resentment seemed to be getting louder?

"Really..."

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"You can't do this, and you can't do that, so how dare you say you can cook?!"

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Little Annie turned off the TV with a look of disgust. She hugged the pillow on the sofa and buried her little head in the soft pillow.

really……

That Miss Bi Xiao doesn't know how to cook at all, so she shouldn't have had too much expectation of her just now, and she shouldn't have asked her to cook dinner for Xiaobai instead! !

"Damn little guy!"

"You must have done it on purpose, right? I just came over from Sanxian Island. I only caught you two big crabs, a prawn and a shark on the way. I never said there was beef! Now three choices One, what do you want to eat?!"

Finally, Fairy Bixiao, who couldn't bear the resentment, turned out of the somewhat messy kitchen with her apron on, and with a half-cooked prawn in her hand, she chopped off her big pincers. sea ​​crabs and a dead white shark.

Fairy Bixiao said that she doesn't have beef here, if the other party really wants to eat it, she can consider going out and slaughtering the bull head that guards the mountain gate, and then cut two pieces and bring it back!

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"I've eaten sharks a few times, they're not very tasty, let's eat prawns and crabs..."

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Seeing the other party's angry appearance, there was no other way. After staring at the other party's angry and dirty face for two seconds, Little Annie reluctantly chose crabs and prawns.

"Remember that the prawns need to be shelled and braised in brown sauce, and the crabs must be steamed!"

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"that……"

"Miss Bixiao, why did you cut off the claws of that big crab?!"

|??)???? Huh?

After making a choice, Little Annie felt that the big crab just now seemed a bit wrong, and then she asked curiously.

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"If you have been pinched, you will definitely be like me, wishing to chop up every crab's pincers before cooking!!"

After immersing for a while, a voice full of resentment drifted out.

"ah?"

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"correct!"

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"Sister Bixiao, where are your big sisters Yunxiao, Qiongxiao and Uncle Zhao Gongming? Why don't you bring them with you when you come here to play?!"

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A few days ago, little Annie had used the messy magic weapons poured out of the Hunyuan Jindou to find the twenty-four Dinghaishen beads, and then used those twenty-four marble-like things to form The twenty-four meridians of the human body were destroyed, and the body of that uncle Zhao Gongming was reshaped, just like the Nezha she had seen before?

However, what she did was much better than that Nezha pinched with lotus flowers and lotus leaves! Anyway, that Uncle Zhao was so excited at that time, he couldn't wait to leave the next day and ran back to practice, knowing that today, Miss Bi Xiao came here to visit him again!

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"Brother Zhao Gongming is currently cultivating in closed doors. He must adapt to his new innate Taoist body earlier. Sister Qiong Xiao is protecting him on Sanxian Island. For the time being, he cannot do without..."

"Sister Yunxiao, she already went to Biyou Palace to meet Master Tongtian Cult Master yesterday, and she may not be back now!"

Along with the sounds of busy pots and pans in the kitchen, Bi Xiao's relaxed and happy voice came out again.

"oh……"

"It turned out to be like this..."

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At this time, outside the foothills of Kunlun Mountain...

Swish! !

Suddenly, there was a soft sound in the air. Deng Chanyu, who had been waiting for a long time in this nameless valley, finally saw the figure of a certain kid. Then she was startled, and after confirming that the visitor was intact , she hurried up to meet him.

"How did it take so long?"

"What's the matter? Did you get that magic whip?!"

She had been waiting here for two or three full hours, and she had been worried that something had happened just now, but now, seeing that the other party came back intact, she finally let go of the heart she had been carrying all along. , and turned to care about the root of the 'whip'.

"Of course I got it. There are some failures where the young master goes out, take a look?"

Nezha took out the magic whip and stuffed it directly into Deng Chanyu's hand.

Hitting the God Whip is one of the treasures of teaching. It is refined from a wooden whip collected from Kunlun Mountain by the Antarctic Immortal ordered by Yuanshi Tianzun. There are four top-grade talismans in every day, and there are a total of 84 talismans. It is a magic weapon against the gods below Da Luo Jinxian, and it is said that it is one with the list of gods. ?

However, Nezha has not been able to confirm this statement. After all, he has not yet started conferring the gods, so he does not know what happened.

"Little Chanyu, you may not know that Jiang Ziya is really difficult!!"

"Just now I just asked him casually, but who would have thought that that guy could be so eloquent, and even pulled out a lot of nonsense. Fortunately, I am not the real Tianzun, otherwise, what a fool!" Don't you have the face to continue to ask him for this thing?!"

Thinking about Jiang Ziya who seemed to have all the skills of defense, counterargument, etc., Nezha couldn't help but secretly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. If he didn't know that the other party had nothing to do with the main god, he almost thought that the other party had exchanged those useless skills!

Fortunately, he didn't reveal his secrets in the end, and directly used the majesty of Tianzun to force him to hand over the magic whip and the central Wuji Xinghuang flag. Anyway, it can be regarded as buying one and getting one free, earning a powerful magic weapon? It's a pity that he didn't dare to carry the Wuji Xinghuang Flag with him, let alone use it. He just made up his mind to sell it to the main god when he returned to Cuiping Mountain later! He felt that the Wuji Xinghuang Banner in the center was one of the innate five-party banners, and its defensive ability was second only to the defensive second magic weapon of the Tiandi Xuanhuang Linglong Pagoda. order?

But he wouldn't talk about this matter with the little Chanyu in front of him, otherwise, the other party would also come to him to add two to one and make five, and the meeting would be split in half, then he just took such a big risk and cheated one more thing The magic weapon is coming, it is too worthless!

"Is this the magic whip?"

Looking at the light and fluffy wooden short whip in her hand, Deng Chanyu waved it, not feeling that there was anything unusual or powerful about it.

"It should be right, I have become the appearance of Tianzun, that Jiang Ziya, does he dare to lie to me to fool me?"

"However, the eighty-four talismans on this thing all need Yuqing's Taoism and formulas to sacrifice. Even I don't know it. You'd better stop making random gestures and go back to Cuiping Mountain first. It's too dangerous here. Now, if we are found out, we can't eat and walk around!!"

Looking around, Nezha, who had just done something wrong, always felt that there seemed to be a pair of eyes looking at him around him, and he felt that he was in danger, but he still felt that he had run back to Izuyun Peak in Cuiping Mountain, which was suppressed by the Flame Immortal and the Lord God. , maybe it will be safer?

"!!"

"That's right! It's not safe here, let's go back directly with the teacher's spell!!"

After finishing speaking, Deng Chanyu didn't wait for Nezha's reaction, she got the magic whip, and was about to go back to hand in the task and hack 95,000 martial contribution points, so she directly used the flame formula, using the return to the master's gate His Shadow Flame skill disappeared directly into a cloud of dark flames.

"Hey! Wait for me!!"

Immediately afterwards, little Nezha, who cheated one more magic weapon and was about to go back to make a fortune, also disappeared into a cloud of dark flames.

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Since Taishang Laojun's mount Qingniujing, that is, the mount of the one-horned green bull or the banjiao green bull, was captured alive by the pet flame giant bear of a little girl Huo Daxian during the Battle of Xiqi City Afterwards, there was no such thing as a green ox spirit in this world, but replaced by the one-horned king who holds a steel gun, is infinitely powerful, has great supernatural powers, has three heads and six arms, and can overwhelm mountains and seas!

Of course, it is also fortunate that its green bull spirit has become a spirit, and it will spit out people's words at critical moments, praying for mercy, otherwise, the drop-shaped beautiful cave of the Flaming Immortal of Izuyun Peak in Cuiping Mountain 'In the special freezer, maybe there will be a lot of its body parts and a piece of tender meat stored on it?

In short, the current king of unicorns no longer misses the days when he served Laojun as a mount...

Because, he has now obtained a martial art bracelet from the main god Da Guangqiu of Izuyun Peak in Cuiping Mountain, and has become a disciple of the glorious Flame Immortal, living a happy, free and unrestrained life with the cows. Shameless good life, no longer need to be nostalgic for the kind of old man who sleeps in the bullpen all day and fights wits with cowboys, and prays for the quiet old man to ride him more, so that he can go out often The days that seemed like years passed.

Now he is the one-horned King of Cuiping Mountain's Izuyun Peak. He has an iron rice bowl and receives a fixed salary from the main god every day, which is more than a hundred points of martial art contribution points!

Anyway, now he doesn't have to do anything. After waking up and clocking in every day, he just needs to wander around the mountain gate, doze off or brag and fart with others. Moreover, there are five insurances and one housing fund, various benefits and retirement pension subsidies. There is even a free luxury house on the mountainside of Izumo Peak, plus the super high salary of working for three days and resting for four days, there is simply no better place than this!

so,

Now King Unicorn is very satisfied with his current life and his life as a cow. He never wants to go back to Tushita Palace to be that kind of mount that has no right to cattle. He just wants to be his King Unicorn , just like the black dragon who escaped from the dungeon of the Dragon Palace, they are now relying on their own abilities, connections, good backgrounds, etc., and they have successfully settled in Cuiping Mountain after they quit or escaped from prison. Got a great job.

"Well?!"

At this time, just a few days after joining the job, the one-horned king who had learned how to steal, rape and play tricks was just dozing off near the teleportation point of the Huimen sect in front of the mountain gate, watching the Cuiping mountain disciples jumping from the shadows one by one. Appeared in the flames and hurried to the sect camp on the mountainside, while watching the sun and waiting for the shift change time, suddenly, he saw a figure that made him feel a little bit impressed?

"Hey! Come and stop!!"

Then, he suddenly remembered something, and with a cleverness, he quickly picked up the point steel gun in his hand, and the bull's head was breathing white in his nose, and he jumped up arrogantly and intercepted him in front of the opponent.

"!!"

"King One-horned Si, what do you want to do when you block my way?!"

Realizing that she had just come out of the teleportation point of the Chuyunfeng sect in Cuiping Mountain, Deng Chanyu, who was intercepted by the other party before she could enter the mountain, was so angry that she copied her Golden Dragon Double Scissors and prepared to give it to a new sect. Does the protector look good?

Although, she also knew that with her skills and abilities, she might not be the opponent of the other party...

"Why!!"

"Junior Sister Chanyu, Lao Niu is not stopping you, Lao Niu is stopping him!"

Although, if it is in order of precedence, in name the king of unicorn should call Deng Chanyu the senior sister? However, because there are too many disciples in Cuiping Mountain, basically no one can tell who comes first, so under normal circumstances, most of them are randomly arranged according to the years of Taoism or practice, so now the unicorn It is not inappropriate for King Xi to call Deng Chanyu in front of him a junior junior sister.

"The old cow recognizes this guy!"

"He is the third generation disciple of Chanjiao, Nezha, the second disciple of Daoist Taiyi in Jinguang Cave of Qianyuan Mountain, you should stay away from him, he may be a spy!!"

With a wave of the steel gun in his hand, and the tip of the gun firmly stopped in front of the forehead of a certain spy with a bewildered face, the king of unicorns smiled triumphantly.

It should be him who deserves meritorious service, isn't it? Not long after taking office, a spy was caught! !

"ah?"

"You say I'm a spy?!"

Nezha, who was firmly locked by the opponent's gun point and breath, couldn't help pointing at his nose with wide eyes, and asked back with some dumbfounding.

That's right, seriously speaking, he is indeed a spy, not only for Cuiping Mountain but also for Kunlun Mountain, he seems to be considered as a young master Nezha?

However, there are many people who know about this matter, including the little girl Huo Daxian, so he himself has long been used to his identity, and others are also used to it, and no one cares about this matter. Yes, it's actually not too rare in Cuiping Mountain, and it's not an exception, but why did this new and powerful-looking Qingniu Jing mention this kind of thing that everyone has long been tacitly aware of? !

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"One-horned king, you will listen to me first about this matter?"

After hearing what the other party said, it took a while for Deng Chanyu to come back to her senses and finally understood what was going on, and then she reluctantly put away her weapon, ready to explain the situation to the green bull spirit in front of her.

"alright!"

"Junior Sister Chanyu, this matter has nothing to do with you today, get out of the way, and let Lao Niu capture this spy from Kunlun Mountain first!!"

The king of the one-horned Si began to burst out with a fierce aura, ready to make gestures with this Nezha, who is said to be the strongest among the three generations of disciples of Chanjiao!

"snort!"

"Master, I'm afraid you won't succeed?!"

Thinking that the other party wanted to make trouble, Nezha directly grabbed his fire-pointed gun, stepped on the hot wheel, and slowly floated up from the ground, and then stood still when he was at the same height as the other party. Get ready to fight the janitor in front of you!

"Hello!!"

"I said you..."

Deng Chanyu wanted to dissuade her just now, but she was soon overwhelmed by the clamor of the fellow brothers and sisters who were going up the mountain to return to the sect or passing by...

'! ! '

'good! Qingniu Jing, beat up that little man who started to mess up and gave up, I've seen him upset for a long time! '

'Old cow! Kill that little Nezha! ! '

‘Brother Niu, fight! beat him! ! '

'...'

‘Brother Nezha, I have a crush on you, little sister, hurry up and teach that green bull spirit a lesson! ! '

‘Brother Nezha, come on! ! '

‘Little Nezha is so cute, of course I support you, Senior Sister, don’t lose too early! ! '

'Come on, come on, the market is open! The king of unicorns singled out Nezha, if you buy Nezha you lose 2, if you buy Nezha you win, you pay 5! ! '

'...'

‘If I buy one hundred contribution points, Lao Niu will definitely win! '

'Eight hundred points, Nezha! '

'Fifty o'clock, Nezha! '

‘Two hundred points, Qingniu! ! '

‘A hundred nodding bulls! Nezha at forty o'clock! ! '

'...'

'! ! '

'Hello! Senior Sister Chanyu, are you trying to make trouble? ! '

'My pleasure! ! '

Soon, a group of Cuiping Mountain disciples who never thought it was a big deal, or who were flustered after finishing the tasks of the master sect, had nothing to do, and were unwilling to do that kind of boring and low-cost cultivation, began to work in the sect of the sect. Here at the entrance, there was a commotion in crowds, waiting to see a newcomer get the position of Dharma protector, the envied green bull spirit fought a battle with an 'old man' from a certain sect.

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