Chapter 860 It’s Not that Your Father Is Not Strong Enough, It’s that Uncle Dong Is Too Good
While Dong Fangzhuo and Hao Runze were chatting, Balotelli ran over.
I don’t know when, this guy shaved off a mohawk, and then dyed his hair into three colors, yellow, red and green, which looked very eye-catching.
But Dong Fangzhuo also did this with Cristiano Ronaldo when he was at Manchester United.
Young people have this right...
"Boss, why are you here?"
He stuck out his tongue, obviously surprised that Dong Fangzhuo would appear here.
"Is it weird that I'm here?"
"It's not strange, it's not strange..."
"I, I'm here to see Hao. Hao, have you brought me?"
Balotelli grinned, as if his mouth was about to drool.
Hao Runze's face froze, pretending not to understand, "What am I bringing? I don't know what you are talking about..."
You idiot, why are you asking now, you idiot! Hao Runze was very depressed.
But his expression betrayed him, and Dong Fangzhuo felt something was wrong as soon as he heard it.
"Mario, what did you ask him to bring?"
Balotelli has a simple mind and would not think so much. He just blurted out, "It's an island film."
"Island movie?"
Boom!
When Dong Fangzhuo heard this, he immediately punched Hao Runze on the head.
"You're only 13 years old and you're already watching Japanese movies?"
"What did you just say to me, that you wanted to surpass your father and catch up with me?"
"You are now making movies from the island country. Tell me, what do you use to surpass? Use sperm!"
Dong Fangzhuo's face instantly became very ugly. 13 years old, isn't that too early? Although he seemed to be the same age before and secretly watched the video tape with Zhu Ting, he was so ignorant at that time that he didn't understand at all. I'm curious, but Hao Runze and Balotelli are different. Does this mean that Hao Runze is selling pornographic films to Balotelli?
"Uncle, it's unfair..." Hao Runze hurriedly explained.
"I don't."
"How about you explain?"
"I'm a computer expert. Mario said he wanted to download some movies, but he didn't know how to do it. Then he asked me if I knew how to do it. Of course I did. I had to help him..."
"I didn't read it myself." Hao Runze rolled his eyes.
You kid, how do I know if you can’t see it? Besides, how can I believe you don’t see it? I’m such a fool...
"It doesn't hurt to take a look. You have to understand it sooner or later anyway. It's not a secret."
"But now is the time to grow up. If you mess up so early, don't think about having a good career future. Do you know why many domestic players can't play? It's because there are too many bad things. . If you look at the players who have gone abroad to play football, which one is not doing well now? Those who are not doing well must have a personal problem."
If Balotelli continues to hang out with this guy every day, he will really lead Xiao Hao astray... Dong Fangzhuo said sadly in his heart.
"Mario, your position as Italy's number one striker is gone again, do you know that?"
"Why?" Balotelli was startled.
"Because Borriello plays better than you and you don't score as many goals as him! Borriello never watches Japanese movies."
"That's because there is a beautiful woman named Belen beside him. If I had such a girlfriend, I wouldn't think about it all day long." Balotelli's attention was instead focused on Borriello's girlfriend Belen. The shining eyes were full of envy.
Borriello met Belén Rodriguez in Spain this summer, and now he has become the most talked about couple topic in Italy. The young Belén has an angelic face and a devilish figure, and he is only 19 years old! Borriello is in love with him.
"Because of him, it is possible for you to become Italy's number one striker, otherwise you would be nothing. Look, he will be destroyed by this woman. And you will be destroyed by the duster, but you Italian men It’s all like this, and you are no exception. Look at Del Piero and Totti, and then look at Vieri.
What's the difference between the three of them? There are too many differences in life. The first two are pure and self-sufficient, so they are still invincible in Serie A in their thirties. But Vieri, tell me which club he is in now and which woman he is in the arms of. ? "
Dong Fangzhuo happened to use the incident of Borriello and Belen to teach Balotelli and Hao Runze a lesson...
Balotelli rolled his smart eyes and seemed to be thinking. After a long time, he said: "This is unscientific. Why is Inzaghi still so strong? He has more girlfriends."
"Grass!"
Dong Fangzhuo was angry and swore. He thought Balotelli believed what he said, but he was looking for an example to refute. Balotelli's counterattack was really good. Inzaghi's girlfriend Bivi There are more of Eric. In fact, Vieri and Canalis had a very long relationship. Vieri only turned bad later, but Inzaghi is a real playboy, but his state is Has been in pretty good shape.
But how could Dong Fangzhuo be choked by Balotelli so casually?
He quickly gave the answer.
"Are you young? Don't you understand? I'll tell you the real answer because there are two reasons."
Balotelli and Hao Runze both pricked up their ears to listen at the same time, out of curiosity.
"First, Inzaghi is not good at that. Although he has many women, he is very restrained every time. He spends less than ten minutes each time..."
"Boss, you know all this. Did he tell you?" Balotelli stuck out his tongue in surprise. He didn't expect Master Jiu to be such a good person. When I had a room with a woman for the second time, I could last for more than half an hour without medication. Now my combat experience is getting better and better, and the time is also going up...
"Don't worry about it. When you become a player of my level, you will understand. But do you look like it?"
Damn it!
To become a player of your level is too much, okay, I will definitely become a player of this level! Balotelli gritted his teeth and finally became serious.
But Hao Runze couldn't understand, what was the connection between becoming a player like Uncle Dong and understanding these things?
"Secondly, Inzaghi is a very disciplined person. He doesn't drink. But Vieri is different. He lives a chaotic life of drunkenness and dreams."
"But, even so, he is already the strongest center in Italy, before, now and in the future."
"What? Boss, why did you forget me again?" Balotelli grinned, "I am the strongest."
"You? No, no, no,"
"He is, I haven't finished. Even if he is the strongest center, he has not even been in the top five of the Ballon d'Or. How bad are your Italian forwards?"
This... this... this...
Balotelli was choked and speechless. Everything Dong Fangzhuo said was reasonable and there was no way to refute it. Vieri was awesome, but he had never won a Ballon d'Or. He was not even in the top five. I haven't been there before, so what is his strength? If you think about it, Italy's strongest center is really not that good.
shame!
Balotelli's face is so dark, but there is still a trace of red...
"Runze, do you think you are better than Vieri?"
"I……"
Uncle, that is an insurmountable mountain. Are you kidding me? I am already very good at catching up with Balotelli. Hao Runze is actually self-aware.
Hao Runze nodded.
"Actually, your father is second to none in Asia. I don't know how many strikers want to reach his height and surpass him. However, it is not that easy. Ideals are beautiful, but reality is skinny. Ideals are not based on words. You are here to chase, but you chase with actions. I have said so much today just to tell you, show your actions!"
"It's not that your father isn't strong enough, it's that your Uncle Dong is too good..."