Chapter 713 Training Balotelli
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The dark Balotelli stood in front of Dong Fangzhuo with his hands on his hips and began to discuss cooperation with Dong Fangzhuo.
He shook his head sadly and said unwillingly:
"I had three such good chances, but your pass was outrageous."
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Dong Fangzhuo looked sullen, "Didn't you fail to reach the right position?" Why did my spread become so outrageous...
But he wasn't angry, and there was no point in being angry with Balotelli.
"You have to run."
"You have to get in front."
"I didn't expect you to spread it like this..."
"Then how do you think I should pass it on?"
"I can see ten meters away. If you pass the ball two meters away, it's just... ugh!"
Balotelli was a little sad because he felt that something was wrong with Dong Fangzhuo's pass.
"If Messi passes the ball to me, he will definitely pass it ten meters forward."
Messi…
Are you still related to Messi? But after thinking about it for a moment, this is not surprising. Balotelli has said before that except for Messi, who is a little better than him, everyone else is inferior to him. Naturally, this will include himself in the future. Messi is not old enough to be born in 1987, and you are born in 1990. There is a difference of 3 years. What does Messi have to do with you? Don’t think that you can have a relationship with him because you are both in the La Masia youth training camp. It’s better than the two of you. We often play football together...
He decided to give Balotelli some training.
"Mario, do you know there is a player like Messi in football?"
Obviously, Dong Fangzhuo asked this deliberately.
"Messi? Of course I know him." Balotelli's eyes shone instantly. "He is very, very strong. I have never seen such a strong guy. He can even solve problems with one left foot. He is a little stronger than me."
"No, Mario, I think you are much stronger than him." Dong Fangzhuo sneered, "He is very strong, but he is a little bit worse than you."
"? Really?" Balotelli's head seemed to suddenly emit light. After thinking for several seconds, he still couldn't think of anyone who said this enough.
No, really not.
Those guys are always laughing at themselves and enjoy watching me make a joke. Only he told the truth. I am so damn strong.
Ah, in this world, there is finally a wise man who speaks the truth.
After figuring this out, Balotelli was immediately elated. When he looked at Dong Fangzhuo again, his mood suddenly brightened, and his friendship with Dong Fangzhuo increased sharply...
"I knew I was better than Messi. You have good eyesight and you can actually see it."
"Of course, how could I not see it? My pass just now was not in place. I should have passed the ball ten meters away, just in line with your speed. Even Messi is not as fast as you." Speed, he can't get the ball like this, so your speed is better than Messi."
Well, Balotelli was enjoying Dong Fangzhuo's "truth" at this time and kept nodding. "That's right, he can't run away from me. With his short legs, I can let him go ten meters first."
He is really confident about his speed. In the La Masia training camp, he was the first in his age group, unmatched.
"And I think your passing level is much better than him. He can penetrate the opponent's defense. It's a pity that your talent has no place to display. Alas!"
"Why do you say that?" Balotelli's eyes lit up even more, wondering, "Am I better at passing than Messi?"
At this time, Dong Fangzhuo had already stretched out his right hand and hugged Balotelli's arm, as if an elder brother was protecting his younger brother.
"You don't know? Fake." Dong Fangzhuo deliberately prolonged his tone, "I'm telling you secretly, don't tell anyone. It's always been because no one can understand your passing intention. It's because your talent is too great." Gao, the other people's talents are too poor, I think. I will practice more with you in the future.
Otherwise, you passed such a coquettish ball and I actually missed it. Wouldn’t it be a shame for me? "
"This, I need it! I need it!" Balotelli nodded fiercely, "You can't waste such a coquettish pass of mine. Don't worry, I will definitely pass the ball to you more in the future, as long as you study more Learning, you can definitely know my passing intentions.”
Having said this, Balotelli suddenly puffed up his chest and said domineeringly, "Even if I bring the ball to the goal line, I will step on the ball and pass it to you! I don't believe you can't score." "
Forehead……
Is this too harsh? It's so easy for this guy not to fool him! Dong Fangzhuo smiled in his heart, feeling more and more that Balotelli looked like a cute boy...
"But, how did you practice that pendulum just now? How did I..." Just halfway through speaking, Balotelli seemed to realize that he had said something wrong, and quickly stuffed his right fist into his mouth and stopped talking. .
Damn it, how could I tell him I couldn't practice the pendulum? Absolutely not, I am a more powerful guy than Messi, what is the pendulum? I, Balotelli, don't like this kind of bad technique at all, hum...
In the distance, Materazzi, with a sweaty face, looked at the two of them in stunned silence.
No way, these two people can actually get together? That guy Balotelli is simply stupid! Dong Fangzhuo also has talent in this area, otherwise why would the two of them be so engaged in chatting!
There were many teammates who had the same idea as him, and Figo kept frowning. He really couldn't accept the scene in front of him. Although he didn't chat with Balotelli for a few words, Balotelli's behavior when he was underage was The reputation spread throughout the base.
But Zanetti was very friendly. When he passed by the two of them, he first touched Balotelli's head, and then said hello to Dong Fangzhuo, "Dong, well done, a perfect debut."
"Mario, come with me and don't pester me."
"Am I pestering him?" Mario winked, obviously dissatisfied with the captain's remarks, "We are discussing how much worse Messi is than me!"
"Messi?" Zanetti rolled his eyes, actually daring to compare himself with Messi. As the captain of Argentina, he directly looked at Balotelli with contempt.
"If you don't train hard, you will be far behind Messi. Only by training and playing games seriously can you catch up with Messi." Zanetti is a real person and speaks the truth, but what he said Balotelli didn't quite listen.
Dong Fangzhuo’s words still sound good.
Therefore, after Zanetti walked away, Dong Fangzhuo said again: "The captain is only half right, that is, you must train and compete well, otherwise Messi will catch up with you. Do you want to be caught up by him? ?”
Dong Fangzhuo had an idea and thought of another thing to stimulate him, "You have to get the European Golden Boy Award quickly, otherwise you will really be said to be inferior to Messi!"
"Holy shit!" Balotelli quit this time. He is finally better than Messi. There is absolutely no way he will be said the opposite...
"I have to be quiet first and see how I get the Golden Boy Award."
Balotelli began to think, and then walked away alone, as if he had finally found a new goal in life.
Then Dong Fangzhuo was stopped in the mixed zone by media reporters. His performance today was really amazing. It was exactly like the scene when the alien Ronaldo arrived. You must know that Ronaldo did not achieve anything when he played for Inter Milan for the first time. goals, and Dong Fangzhuo scored two directly. He has conquered the picky Inter Milan fans in one game.
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At the same time, Mourinho had already exaggerated Dong Fangzhuo in the post-match press conference.
"He is the strongest player on the planet, bar none!"
It was Dong Fangzhuo's goal that brought him the first victory in the league. Mourinho will definitely praise Dong Fangzhuo without reservation. Moreover, the players Dong Fangzhuo bought personally are equivalent to his confidants. He will not surround Dong Fangzhuo. How is it possible to blow?
"Dong has extremely high efficiency and level. He has a perfect sense of smell in front of goal. There are only a handful of forwards like him in the world."
"His second goal reminded me of an alien Ronaldo, just the second crazy player I've ever seen. He did everything that no one else could. He gave us reason to believe that he He will become the new number one in the world. He has already won the Ballon d'Or, but I believe he will probably win it again next year. I believe he will soon conquer the entire Apennine Peninsula!"
"He is a new phenomenon! He may not have the outstanding skills like Ronaldo and Ronaldinho, but he has brought the level of a top striker to the extreme. He even reminds me of Van Basten."
Comparisons with Ronaldo weren't enough, he shamelessly pulled Van Basten out. No matter what his true thoughts were, he wished that Dong Fangzhuo could perform so bravely every time.
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The coach's praise is nothing, the praise from various Italian news media is more convincing.
After Dong Fangzhuo scored his first Serie A goal, scored twice and provided his first assist, the Italian media praised him. "Gazzetta dello Sport", "Gazzetta dello Sport" and "Gazzetta dello Sport" reported Dong Fangzhuo's goal on the front page.
Among them, the front page of "Turin Sports Daily" is a few big words: "I'm coming!"
"I come, I conquer! When Chinese Dong slowly walks back and forth in Sampdoria's frontcourt, you look at the opponent's defenders. They are trying to hide the panic on their faces with a highly concentrated attitude. The eyes are fixed on the Chinese Dong, just like a group of antelopes or zebras watching a lion cruising in front of their house. With the Chinese Dong in the team, Inter Milan feels more protected than with a group of the best defenders in the world on the court. It also needs to be stable.”
"Gazzetta dello Sport" replaced Dong Fangzhuo's logo d9 with d2, "Bang, bang, Chinese Dong blew the horn of Inter Milan."
"We seem to have returned to the summer of 1998. The all-powerful Ronaldo traveled to 2008. But what is sad is that Ronaldo in 2008 is now lying in a hospital bed, and his club has also changed from Inter Milan to AC In Milan, things are unpredictable, but his exquisite skills like artifacts have been passed on to Chinese Dong. This is a great inheritance..."
"Corriere dello Sport" said, "When we praise players such as Totti and Piero as geniuses, what words should the Chinese Dong use to describe it? How should the height of genius be measured? Tonight, a Chinese Dong We defeated Sampdoria in an away game. I have no intention of offending the Inter Milan players, but the fact is, what does this victory have to do with them? If so, is it to stand on the field and play football with Dong?"
The praise language used by the media is also extremely exaggerated!
The words of Inter Milan legends and current teammates were also very revealing.
"Watching him play is like watching goal highlights on TV. It's so exciting. Unfortunately, every time he scores a goal, I can only stand in front of the goal, but I can't go up and talk to him. Celebrate." After returning to Milan, Inter Milan's main goalkeeper Cesar was still full of praise for Dong Fangzhuo.
However, he was unwilling to compare Dong Fangzhuo with Ronaldo, because Cesar was not only a former national team teammate with Ronaldo, but also the current wife of Ronaldo's ex-wife, so he quickly fell silent again. He was unwilling to talk more about Ronaldo. Men have some shadows in their hearts. You can't stand in front of the media and say how awesome your wife's ex is, right?
Bergomi said bluntly: "It's time to forget about Ronaldo and Vieri. Even if Adriano doesn't live up to his expectations, Dong will soon become the king of Meazza. His arrival is unstoppable. .”
At the same time, large portraits of Dong Fangzhuo are posted everywhere in the streets and alleys of Milan; no matter where you go, you can hear people talking endlessly about this Chinese man with magical feet. People drew a halo behind his head, and the words next to it were "We can't describe your greatness" - what's even more surprising is that the fans even shouted the slogan: "Dong Fangzhuo, you are God."
In fact, people's attention to Dong Fangzhuo goes far beyond that. In Milan and even the whole of Italy, people are always willing to associate all kinds of things with the three words "Dong Fangzhuo". For example, many restaurants are competing to launch Dishes like "Dong Fangzhuo Burger" or "Dong Fangzhuo Steak".
Dong Fangzhuo conquered the Apennines in one battle. Of course, this must have been due to Ronaldo's fame back then. However, more importantly, he opened up a new world with his own strength...
When Dong Fangzhuo returned to Milan, he was immediately invited by Milan TV to participate in a football program. And this show, and this show, is so familiar!
No, it’s not that the program is familiar, but that the female anchor is familiar.
The female anchor of "Slow Motion" is Elisabetta Canalis. She is the sexiest woman in Italy. Even though Dong Fangzhuo has never seen Canalis before, he has seen her n times in European magazines. .
She is the most perfect sexual fantasy object in the world.
It's a pity that she...