Chapter 150 American Pie

"Too much."

"Too much!"

"It's quite excessive! Ahhhhhh!"

In the bathroom, Dong Fangzhuo opened the ringtone setting on his cell phone, and was shocked to find that the ringtone was set to a voice that was not the original system. God knows which AV heroine was dubbing it.

He looked at the call record again. He thought the caller ID would be Ronaldo, but it turned out it was not, it was Teacher Qu Youyuan.

Wow, what a coincidence this phone call was.

If Cristiano Ronaldo calls, I will definitely beat him up when I get back. But even though it wasn't him who made the call, I can be 100% sure that it was this guy because he was the only one who touched the phone...

It is impossible for him to return to the press conference. If he dares to go back, Sir Alex Ferguson will definitely break his legs. Sir Alex Ferguson does not want the two of them to answer questions about Dong Fangzhuo's *** at the press conference. .

The press conference that was supposed to be a rhetorical one was hastily ended by Sir Alex Ferguson. When he left the press conference, Sir Alex Ferguson's mind remained on Dong Fangzhuo.

Hair dyeing, eyebrow painting, sex, this guy's hormones have been severely oversecreted recently... It really gave him a headache, he shook his head.

Who didn't have a lusty youth when they were young? Giggs and Scholes gave him a lot of headaches back then. Unexpectedly, it was Dong Fangzhuo's turn now.

The prince began to worry about Dong Fangzhuo. He shouldn't ask about this matter. No, he should ask about it. It's a bit embarrassing. As he walked, he thought about how to correct Dong Fangzhuo's thoughts.

At this moment, Dong Fangzhuo had asked Cristiano Ronaldo to fully explain the whole story in the locker room. It turned out that Cristiano Ronaldo was playing with Dong Fangzhuo's mobile phone and took advantage of Dong Fangzhuo's not paying attention.

I downloaded a cell phone ringtone and replaced the original ringtone on the phone. Dong Fangzhuo never answered the phone before the press conference, so naturally he didn't know that the ringtone had been changed.

It can only be said that Dong Fangzhuo was very unlucky, but he received a call from Teacher Qu Youyuan at the press conference...

"I just wanted to play a joke for you, I really didn't expect it to be like this."

Cristiano Ronaldo stood in front of Dong Fangzhuo and explained, but his face couldn't help laughing. In the end, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Hahaha……"

Everyone in the locker room laughed. The victory made them happy, and Dong Fangzhuo's interesting incident made them even happier...

"Dong, that's right, it fits your current status very well!"

"..."

Now, the whole UK knows this, but it can't be the version Ronaldo said.

"Shortly after the Double Red Conference, the Chinese director was still too energetic. He was playing with the dryer in the locker room, but he forgot to turn off the video. When attending the press conference, his hand accidentally pressed the play button on his mobile phone. , but suddenly an ecstatic scream came from the phone..."

The process described by "The Sun" makes people think for a long time. It seems that Dong Fangzhuo should have done this, otherwise this scandal would not have happened.

The Times' version is similar to the analysis of "The Sun", but it commented on this matter at the end of the article: "Sirius Sir Alex should pay more attention to young people, otherwise he will have to go to the salon to find someone like Rooney." It’s fun.”

This really gave Ferguson a headache, because he still didn’t know much about Dong Fangzhuo, who came from the East. If Dong Fangzhuo was from England, then Ferguson wouldn’t be so worried, because today’s English children may have already matured when they are thirteen or fourteen years old, but in China This country seems to be a rigorous and relatively conservative country. Maybe Dong Fangzhuo’s education in this area cannot keep up?

Ferguson scratched his head and finally found a relatively tactful method.

The next day, he called Dong Fangzhuo into the office. Dong Fangzhuo thought about it with his heels and knew what Sir Alex wanted to talk to him about.

So he took the initiative to explain: "What happened yesterday was just a misunderstanding. It was not about watching pornographic movies as reported by the media. It was just that someone played a prank on my phone and changed my ringtone. Someone just called me. As a result, …”

Dong Fangzhuo spread his hands and told the whole story truthfully, with a very calm expression.

It’s weird to believe you! Ferguson rolled his eyes in his heart. This kid has turned bad. He didn't even blink when he lied. It was probably Cristiano Ronaldo and Rooney who led the bad guy. However, there is nothing wrong with adolescence, the key is effective guidance.

"Ahem, kid, when I was your age, I climbed up the window every day to peek at the woman next door taking a shower. This is actually the same as ***."

Ferguson spoke very directly, but after he finished speaking, he realized that his face was getting hot. This old face was probably still red, but he couldn't see it himself.

Then he felt that he still couldn't educate Dong Fangzhuo in this aspect, so he decided to keep the story short.

"I have three movies here. Take them back and look at them. They will inspire you." He took out three CDs from the drawer and handed them to Dong Fangzhuo. He asked assistant coach Queiroz to buy it for him early in the morning.

I wonder, it couldn't be a real pornographic film, a CD version... Dong Fangzhuo smiled, thinking that even the Duke thought he was a real prostitute yesterday.

It is actually very simple to prove that this matter is not true. You only need to show Ferguson the call records. However, it does not matter whether Ferguson believes it or not. The point is that the outside news media will not be able to prove it even to death.

Dong Fangzhuo took the CD and looked at it, with a smile on his lips.

"American Pie?"

"Yes, you go back and take a closer look. It will be helpful to you..." Sir Alex's old face was already very red. People in their sixties really can't communicate with young people. They are not on the same level at all. .

"oh……"

Dong Fangzhuo has naturally seen the "American Pie" series, and the three CDs given by Sir Alex are the first three.

"American Pie 1" revolves around how four boys vowed to "lose their virginity" before their high school graduation night, triggering many ridiculous plots, especially the protagonist's "sexual assault" of the traditional American dessert apple pie, which can be called a movie A must. Chinese tradition regards chastity as something sacred and inviolable, while modern American middle school students regard it as a "zero breakthrough."

Although the film is from a male point of view, it does not discriminate against women. The entire film is full of hope and fast-paced. Even if it involves some sexual content, it always tries to resolve the audience's embarrassment through various comedies and gimmicks. It is a model of vulgar teen comedies that have become popular in recent years...

Dong Fangzhuo still remembers the story of the first part...

Since Sir Alex asked him to go home and study hard, he would just obey.

However, in China, the reaction to this matter is different.

"Xiao Dong should find a girlfriend..."

"It's really lonely to be alone in the UK..."

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