Chapter 422 Join the Avengers
When Xin Han drove Natasha back to his home, an uninvited guest was already waiting in the living room.
"How did you get in? Do you need me to throw you out?" Xin Han moved his shoulders and made a clicking sound, full of threats.
Natasha gave him a pull: "Xin, don't be like this, Director Fury is good to me." The person waiting in the living room was Nick Fury, whom Xin Han called the one-eyed bald man.
She appeased Xin Han, and then said to Nick Fury: "If there is anything that Fury can't call, you know that no one else is allowed to enter my place. Forget it this time, but only this time."
Nick Fury smiled wryly, the two have the same temper, no wonder they were able to be together, they raised their hands and made a gesture of surrender: "Okay, I don't know this, you know it's okay to be in our business I'm used to it, I haven't changed it for a while, and I won't do it next time."
Xin Han first asked Hong to "rest" in the guest room, and then sat opposite Nick Fury: "Say it, there is nothing good for you to come here to appoint, just talk about it if you have something to say, don't go around the bush, you know I'm short on time."
As he spoke, he glanced at Natasha, and then pointedly said: "Especially at night." After saying a word, Natasha's face turned red.
Nick Fury coughed twice, is it so natural to say such shameless words?
"There is something. I checked your file in the bureau and found that you are also an insider." Nick Fury stared into Xin Han's eyes with a slight smile.
Xin Han was surprised and said: "I have been absent from work for seventy years, why haven't you removed me? Is this how your department is wasting taxpayers' money?"
Nick Fury was coughed again by Xin Han's words, and it took him a long time to recover: "You can't say that. After all, we should be more generous to employees like you who have made special contributions and extraordinary abilities."
"Okay, what the hell is it? It's impossible for me to go back. I'm used to being restrained!"
Xin Han took out a cigar, lit it, and took a puff. Sprayed Nick Fury on the face, and then leaned back on the sofa with a grin, making Natasha dumbfounded.
Nick Fury resisted the urge to turn his face and showed an ugly smile, of course he was so patient. Not being able to beat Xin Han is also an important reason.
"I'm here mainly to invite you to join the Avengers Project." Nick Fury briefly explained the Avengers Project to Xin Han, and then handed over a stack of materials.
Xin Han took it and looked at it quickly,
I couldn't help curling my lips in disdain: "Don't tell me, what kind of Avengers are you, my wife and that Hawkeye?"
Nick Fury was embarrassed for a while: "As for other players, we will recruit as soon as possible. Everything has to start from scratch. Is there always a beginning!"
Xin Han threw the information back: "I'm just an ordinary person, I'm afraid I don't meet your requirements. You see, I don't have any special abilities."
The corner of Nick Fury's mouth twitched, and this time he directly upgraded from the urge to turn his face to wanting to draw a gun. Have you ever seen ordinary people who are not young in seventy years? Have you ever seen an ordinary person who can easily dodge under Natasha's crazy attack? Ordinary people in your family can abolish Hawkeye casually! ! ! You see, if you are so shameless, you are definitely not an ordinary person!
He didn't say anything else. Originally, the Avengers plan had fewer personnel. If you didn't add someone in, you would definitely abduct Natasha. In this way, only Hawkeye with broken hands is left. What a joke! , stop calling the Avengers. It's called Yingqiang.
"Xin, don't be joking. How can ordinary people not be old in seventy years? I am serious about asking you this time. You hurt Hawkeye, and there are many tasks that no one can do. You don't want Natasha Go on an adventure!"
Nick Fury can only understand it with reason and move it with emotion, in order to impress Xin Han with his concern for Natasha.
Xin Han nodded in agreement: "What you said is very reasonable, my wife's safety is also what I care most about..."
Nick Fury was overjoyed, he took out a document and asked Xin Han to sign it: "Then...?"
Xin Han didn't wait for him to finish speaking before interfacing: "So I plan to let her resign too. We are not young anymore, and we plan to use the little time left to go to bigger cities, travel and so on. ..”
Nick Fury spit out a mouthful of blood. Don't you think you look like a minor, and you don't have much time left? Do you mean hundreds of years! ! ?
There was nothing he could do about that Xin Han, so he turned to look at Natasha with pleading eyes.
Thinking of Nick Fury's care for her, Natasha couldn't help complaining to her with a smile: "Okay, stop making trouble, I will also participate in this Avengers plan. Unless there is a big problem that cannot be solved, otherwise I won't use you Yes, it won't restrict your freedom, and the treatment is pretty good!"
"Oh? How much is it?"
"..." Nick Fury was very uncomfortable with Xin Han's transformation.
"Just kidding, I'm a rich man, I don't like your S.H.I.E.L.D.'s foundation, so I'll give my wife some face and join your revenge plan."
Xin Han waved his hand happily, expressing that it was all trivial.
"It's the Avengers plan..." Nick Fury corrected helplessly from the side, saying to himself, brother, are you listening carefully?
He suppressed the urge to bombard Xin Han with a bazooka, and then opened the document: "Then Xin, please sign your name, congratulations on becoming a member of the Avengers."
Xin Han took the pen that Fury handed over and signed his name "James Bond".
When Nick Fury saw the name signed by Xin Han, the muscles on his face twitched involuntarily, and he asked, "Xin, isn't your name Xin Han? This name is...?"
"Oh, this is my English name!"
After Xin Han finished speaking, Natasha laughed. Since she met her man, she didn't know that he had this English name. It was obviously fabricated.
How could Nick Fury not see it, and said in his heart: "Your sister in English..."
But anyway, Xin Han signed it, so he pretended not to know, anyway, he just admitted that it was his English name.
"This is James..." Nick Fury simply called his so-called English name.
"Wait, you should call me Xin, I'm not used to calling James." Xin Han corrected Nick Fury's address.
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"..."
Nick Fury said in his heart that you can be more shameless and say no, it was your English name just now, and you are not used to being called this way, please be more professional if you are a lie.
"Okay, Xin...it's like this, there is a supernatural phenomenon happening in New Mexico, I was going to send Hawkeye and Coulson, and now that Hawkeye needs to recuperate, I don't think it's as good as you and Nata How about a visit from Sha? I'll let Coulson assist you."
"New Mexico?" Xin Han's heart moved, and he pretended to ponder for a while.
Natasha couldn't help but pushed him: "Xin, promise, Hawkeye was injured because of us."
Xin Han nodded: "Fu Rui, you also know that Natasha and I haven't seen each other for seventy years, but it's unreasonable for you to arrange a task right after we met. In addition, even if Natasha and I went to New Mexico for our honeymoon, it would be no problem for S.H.I.E.L.D. to reimburse us for the money we spent on eating, drinking and having fun.”
Nick Fury wanted to scold his mother, who said just now that he was not short of money, but he still nodded: "I really hope you can set off tomorrow, and there is another thing, I know you and Stark and his son have a very good relationship, can you Can't you persuade Tony to join the Avengers?"
Xin Han stood up as a sign to see off the guest: "Well, it's too late, I won't keep you anymore, the security in New York is so bad, if you go back late and get robbed, that would be bad."
Nick Fury resisted his anger and stood up: "What about Tony?"
"Isn't human rights the most important thing in this country? How Tony chooses is his freedom. As an uncle, I have no right to interfere. I'm sorry, let's go slowly."
After speaking, Xin Han half pushed and half sent Nick Fury out of the house with an 'enthusiastic' look on his face.
After closing the door of the house, Natasha said with a smile: "He is the chief, why do you always deliberately piss him off?"
Xin Han picked up Natasha and said, "A moment is worth a thousand dollars. What I hate the most is that someone delays my work." After speaking, Natasha rushed into the bedroom amidst Natasha's exclamation.
Then the seventy-year-old bed creaked and sang a moving melody, which lasted all night, making the red queen next door who didn't have to rest secretly guess, what is it like to be human?
The next day, Natasha received the mission information with her portable computer, and boarded the S.H.I.E.L.D. plane with Xin Han to Mexico State.
Someone on the plane handed Xin Han a certificate, which was the identity of his agent, and it said S.H.I.E.L.D.'s first-level agent 'James Bond'.
Xin Han held his ID and asked Natasha: "Honey, is this first-level agent the highest? Is there any special level above me? By the way, what level is the one-eyed bald man higher than me?"
Natasha suppressed her smile and said, "Furry is a tenth-level agent, and I am a seventh-level agent."
After hearing this, Xin Han was overjoyed and said: "I knew that bald man didn't have any skills at first glance, and his level must not be high..." Suddenly he felt something wrong: "By the way, isn't he the director, why is he only at level ten?"
"Tenth level is the highest level. To be honest, I have never heard of your level." Natasha finally couldn't help laughing after finishing speaking.
Xin Han choked up: "Fake has such an expression on his face, this one-eyed bald man must be retaliating."
"Forget it, Xin, this document is for you to cover your identity. Avengers have no rank and enjoy the highest treatment. I think Fury is just joking with you."
Natasha was also afraid that Xin Han's narrow-mindedness would turn against S.H.I.E.L.D., so she smiled and said a few words of comfort.
Xin Han chuckled: "Don't worry, I'm not that stingy, by the way, if I drive speeding with this passport, the police won't stop me...?"
Looking at her man's evil expression, Natasha nodded, and began to mourn for Nick Fury in her heart. Thinking about solving Xin Han's traffic speeding troubles in the future, it will become a regular part of the daily work of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents item. (To be continued.)