Chapter 495 Manchester City Kidney Deficiency Pig Kidney
Text Chapter 495 Manchester City Pork Kidneys for Kidney Deficiency
Zhuoyang always feels that if Raheem Sterling doesn't play football, he can become a philosopher. Although this guy's English grammar has stayed at the fourth grade level since he dropped out of school, and he probably has never heard of Bacon, Hume or Stalin. Spencer.
Last year, Sterling raised a question that made everyone stare and ponder: Will maggots give birth to maggots after they die?
Today, Sterling once again made a shocking statement: If a pig's kidneys are deficient, will eating its kidneys still supplement it?
The teammates were silent again, and then looked at the Frenchman Debuchy, who felt remorseful and slapped himself in the face so hard that his mouth was pulpy.
At the beginning, everyone was competing against each other, coming from all over the world. Gradually, the comparison began to mean bringing glory to the country. No one was willing to be outdone, except Kompany, who cursed and left the group chat.
But the change in the conversation between men is very miraculous, from boasting to complimenting each other inexplicably. Including Zhuo Yang, everyone is flattering each other as beautiful as a fairy and handsome as a dog, and they are all humble about themselves as the third best in the world. Collectively, they are immersed in the happiness of their own appearance.
Debixi, who has a long face, just said modestly when Zhuo Yang praised him for having a "face like a white horse": Wherever, my folks in my hometown say I have a pig kidney face, hahaha...
As a result, the atmosphere of family warmth was wiped out by Sterling's "pig kidney deficiency theory", and the bragging could no longer go on. Kompany, who was hiding in the toilet, finally stopped vomiting.
Sterling charges in a straight line on the court, but his brain is probably all about sharp turns, otherwise it would be impossible to explain where his cliff-jumping thinking and disconnected happiness come from.
Sterling is always happy. Even when he is a substitute, he is happy sitting on the bench. At least on the surface, his smile is very warm.
Manchester City's five-member striker trident, Zhuoyang does not need to shine. In the new season, Aguero, Jesus, and Sterling will take turns to shine. Even Sane eliminated West Brom in the League Cup 3:1 three days ago. 1/1 is the best, but in comparison, Sterling is at the bottom.
Leroy Sane deserved to be named the man of the match. His two goals helped Manchester City eliminate the unreasonable Hawthorn Army in sudden adversity, although the second goal was under the threat of Zhuo Yang. Only then did he fight bravely.
But Sane didn't like this. After the game, when Zhuo Yang smiled and hugged him and said, "Brother, I'm joking with you," Sane smiled bitterly and said, "Old Zhuo, there's really no need to be like this. I will be ready to score at any time during the game." If the ball can be scored, I will naturally score it.”
Zhuo Yang said on his lips: "Brother, I know, good job." But he didn't think so in his heart: I've seen a lot of bastards like you, and you won't know how to risk your life if you don't scare him at the critical moment.
Among the five forward generals, only speaking of aura, Sane can be ranked second, second only to Zhuo Yang. But when it comes to blood and courage in the game, he can only be the last.
Sane is not soft, but noble. He is not falsely noble as a person, but has a noble style of football. He likes to crush step-by-step with strength. He is not good at disrupting the game and becoming a bandit.
However, the same rice feeds all kinds of people, and everyone plays football in a different way. There is no need to require everyone to look the same. Sane's aloofness is harmless, just let him be.
They eliminated West Brom in the League Cup and ushered in the Premier League at home.
Manchester City likes Crystal Palace. Last season, including one FA Cup match, they won all three games against Crystal Palace, including two big wins, 6:0 and 7:0.
Crystal Palace ranked 14th in the Premier League last season, but they completed relegation relatively early. However, several devastating defeats made it difficult for coach Hodgson to accept. In the new season, he focused on strengthening the defense, and the three major signings were all defenders.
Among them, Sufu-Mensah is on loan from Manchester United and he is a full-back. Riedewald was bought from Ajax for 8 million pounds, and French center back Mamadou Sakho was introduced from Liverpool for 24 million pounds.
The 27-year-old Sakho is actually quite good. He came from the Paris youth training. After joining the Red Army in 2013, he has been an important member of the defense and can even be called an iron gate.
However, this guy's emotional intelligence is worrying, and he always does things that are contrary to the current environment and atmosphere. For example, Uncle Zha was pretending to be docile with a dark face, but he acted like his own son and was not joking around.
Uncle Zha ordered everyone to report on time for the pre-season training, but only Sakho came that night; Uncle Zha asked the whole team to dress in uniforms for the show, and only Sakho wore mink. Let's put it this way, this guy is the Balotelli of the defense.
Some can tolerate it, but some really can't.
Uncle Zha asked Sakho to play the ball decisively from the back line and not delay, and he also looked for Detu and Henderson to deliver the ball from close range. Don't watch for a long time like a dog looking at stars and then kick an incomprehensible long pass.
As a result, Sakho directly attacked Uncle Zha on social media, saying that he didn't understand football at all.
This is too much. Uncle Zha is so petty. Saying that he doesn't understand football is equivalent to saying that he is impotent and his son is a happy father. Therefore, Sakho, who was quite good the previous season, was demoted to the U23 last season and did not play a single Liverpool first-team game. In January of this year, he was loaned to Crystal Palace and was simply sold in the summer.
During the half-season on loan, Sakho was depressed at Crystal Palace for a while, but then he made a great contribution to the team's early avoidance of relegation. Otherwise, Crystal Palace would not have spent a lot of money to buy him out. £24 million is not low.
Guardiola was looking for a central defender in the summer but couldn't find one, so he also had his mind on Sakho. Bringing him back as a substitute should be more reliable than Mangala. As a result, Zhuo Yang rolled his eyes: You idiot who can't deal with Uncle Zha, did you get Manchester City just so that I could beat my teammates for fun?
"You have to think about it, this idiot is trying to fight the coach but his relatives don't recognize him. If you buy him, you have to have the determination and perseverance to treat him like Leo and pamper him."
"Oh shit, he still wants Leo, why can't he Zhuo Yang?" Guardiola curled his lips and the matter was over.
Like it or not, but Sakho is indeed a very good central defender when he is not sick, just like Balotelli when he is not sick can make boss Mei dumbfounded.
In today's game, Sakho led the Crystal Palace defense in the first half of the away game without any leaks, allowing Zhuo Yang + Aguero + Sane, Fernando + Tintin + Silva, Trident and Iron Triangle to attack them in 40 minutes. No idea.
It doesn't matter if we can't attack for the time being. There is still the second half, but if Mendy, the most valuable defender today, is injured and goes off, it will be a bad start.
Mendy's injury was not caused by Sakho. When he was fighting with Crystal Palace midfielder Andros Townsend in the 27th minute, their knees collided hard. As a result, Townsend limped two steps and recovered. Mendy's knee swelled to a bun on the spot, and Guardiola quickly replaced him with Danilo.
The old injury number Kompany developed soreness in his calf and calf during training and has already entered the injured list. If Mendy is injured again, Manchester City, which has a lot of firepower in the midfield and frontcourt, will start to look for trouble in the back line.
Manchester City's pig kidneys unknowingly developed kidney deficiency.
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