Chapter 638 Disgraceful CEO 3 Laughs

As Ramos screamed in pain, Messi, who had dodged him, cut through Diego Lopez from a small angle and the score was 1:1.

This is boss Mei's 18th goal in the history of El Clasico, tying Real Madrid legend Di Stefano for the top spot on the list. And this is also Messi’s most away games at the Bernabeudi.

But these honors were established on the body of Lord Shui.

Mr. Shui lay on the ground and wanted to die. His heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys all ached. A few flesh wounds would not cause a frown at all, and they were just enough for him to show off his blood-stained tough guy style at the Bernabeu. However, Messi looked like a wild dog with broken wings and lost the ball. This humiliation was completely unbearable. the pain.

If De Tu hadn't grabbed him by the collar and pulled him up, Shui Ye would have suffocated himself to death on the grass.

It was shameful, life would go on, and the competition would not wait for anyone. Amidst Meilinger's inspiring shouts, Mr. Shui rubbed the hemostatic patch on his forehead, rubbed the bulging corners of his mouth, and rejoined the battle.

A captain must behave like a captain. Shui Ye led Real Madrid to bravely hide in the half-court and defend with full enthusiasm.

After a while, the applause at the Bernabeu turned into boos, because Barcelona had the ball for a long time and Real Madrid had no one to save it.

There is no way, Real Madrid's current remnant formation on the field is not qualified to fight with Basara, and it has no ability to attack. It can only rely on cold shots to counterattack. The rest of the time, it can only rely on the spirit of not fearing death to besiege the iron barrel.

In the 25th minute, Shui Ye fell to the ground during the fight and was hit by Busquets' knee at the corner of his eye. After washing off the field and coming back, there was another hemostatic patch on my face.

Captain Shui Ye is a role model at the Bernabeu.

In the 31st minute, Villa injured his shoulder. Shui showed off his arm and wrapped a fastening bandage, then put on the jersey and came back.

Captain Shui is an unbeatable tough guy, as hard as steel.

In the 37th minute, Mr. Shui flew to block the eye-catching shot and was hit on the bridge of the nose by Boss Mei's angry shot. Tears and mucus flowed from his nose immediately. There was no bleeding inside, but the skin on the bridge of his nose was broken.

So, Mr. Shui had a third hemostatic patch on his face, two horizontal and one vertical.

It was hard to see the faces of the water team, which was both distressing and hilarious. Zhuo Yang was so depressed that he could only lower his head, and Ronaldo kept drinking water to cover it up.

When the fourth piece of hemostatic patch was attached to Mr. Shui's chin,

Zhuo Yang couldn't hold it in any longer, so he took a deep breath and poked Ronaldo.

"Huh?" Ronaldo held the water bottle in front of his face, not daring to put it down.

"Do you know what a toothpick would say to a hedgehog?"

"Say what?"

"Hi~, bus."

‘Pfft—’ Ronaldo couldn’t bear it any longer, his face was crumpled into a ball and he couldn’t stop laughing.

In fact, this is a very old joke, almost as old as the two of them, and they have already heard it.

Cristiano Ronaldo is making excuses for a laugh.

Zhuo Yang, the culprit, held it in forcibly. Although his nostrils were constantly expanding and shrinking, his face was very flat, and he couldn't smile unless he looked carefully.

In the footage broadcast live around the world, Real Madrid were extremely passive on the court, with Ramos fighting bloody battles, Mourinho shouting at the top of his lungs, and only Ronaldo laughing so heartlessly that he almost slipped under the chair.

Zhuo Yang beside Ronaldo remained motionless, paying serious attention to the game on the field.

Under Mourinho's angry look and Zidane's frowning gestures, Cristiano Ronaldo finally stopped laughing and his face hurt a little.

Shui Ye threw off his shoes with a tackle. The sneakers stood up on the turf and somersaulted as he ran forward.

‘Pfft—’ Ronaldo burst out laughing again, holding his belly and blushing like Mr. Guan. The live broadcast camera once again focused on the arrogant President Luo.

Zhuo Yang closed his eyes and didn't dare to look at it.

Referee Velasco blew the whistle at the end of the first half, saving them both.

All the teammates on the bench stood up to greet the majestic Shui Ye. Shui Ye, whose face was plastered like a broken curtain, had a certain sense of heroism.

"Master Shui (Brother Shui, Ah Shui, Xiao Shui), well done." They all expressed their admiration.

Master Shui was still calm and calm, and smiled contemptuously: "This is just a ball, it's just a joke..."

Before he finished speaking, half of the standing hemostatic patch at the corner of his mouth suddenly slipped off, hanging down and trembling beside his mouth, as if he was saying hello to someone.

"Ahahaha... Oh my god... Ahahaha" Ronaldo laughed directly on the spot, losing all dignity.

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It's not easy for Mr. Shui, but the hardships he endured are clearly visible on his face, and his formalism is very strong.

Pepe's suffering was no less than that of Captain Shui, but it was not so tragic on the surface.

Pepe has a bad reputation in La Liga and El Clasico in the past, and he has earned the title of 'Monk' because of this. He even stepped on Messi's finger last season.

But now Pepe has really changed. His style is still tenacious and brave, but he is no longer dirty and does not play dirty tricks in head-to-head situations. But he is really too trendy and has a history of committing many evil deeds.

Today, Pepe served as a defensive midfielder. He worked very hard in blocking left and right, and the effect was very good. Barcelona only scored one goal during the half-time siege, and Pepe played a huge role. He almost cut off Barcelona's midfield connection and contributed 5 steals in the first half.

The impatient and angry Barcelona generals took more and more actions, and veteran enemy Pepe became the first choice target for them to vent their anger.

Pepe encountered a "gang fight" from Barcelona. The unusually violent side of the Dream Team was fully exposed in Pepe, which really tarnished the image of the six-time champion.

In the 20th minute, Thiago kicked Pepe down first. The Portuguese covered his legs and fell to the ground. The slow motion showed that the joint between Pepe's face bone and ankle was kicked by Thiago.

While defending in the second penalty area, Alves was knocked down by assists, but the referee did not make any whistle. Dan Erye's kicking action seemed to be revenge for being stepped on two years ago.

In the 31st minute, Busquets was replaced. He was intercepted by Pepe and then chased and tackled, causing Pepe to fly out for half a stop.

Even Messi joined in the fun and launched a whirlwind kick at Pepe regardless of his identity.

Xiaobai, Villa, and no one spared Pepe. Except for the fact that there was no injury on his face, Pepe was actually worse than Shui Ye.

Perhaps because Pepe's reputation is so bad, and Barcelona's fierce attacks also cover up their "evil", referee Velasco's board is always raised high and dropped gently. Pepe was beaten by a group, but only Dan Er was beaten. I got a yellow card.

The referee's connivance inadvertently boosted Barcelona's foul arrogance, and it is always easier to bully honest people. Pepe could only continue to suffer in the second half.

Shui Ye's hemostatic patches have all been removed, and the swelling at the corners of his mouth has gone away, and he finally looks like a normal person.

Pepe still faithfully performs the important task of midfield defense, meticulously, and continues to endure Barcelona's violations.

Detu defended Real Madrid's right wing impeccably, and Kaká completely turned into a blue-collar player.

But Barcelona's offense became more and more fierce, and they hit the door twice in the first ten minutes of the second half. No one knew how long they could last.

In the first ten minutes, Real Madrid not only failed to shoot, but also failed to penetrate the 30-meter area inside Barcelona.

In the 55th minute, Zhuo Yang and Ronaldo looked at each other and stood up at the same time.

Zhuoyang said to Zidane: "Let him substitute and we will go."