Eight Hundred and Sixty-One Sofas Are Gone

Although Xiao Shi'er was talking to Miao Shuifeng, her eyes were looking at Shen Jiao, her eyes were full of smiles, Shen Jiao smiled embarrassingly, this guy is like a dog's nose, he can smell the well so deep arrive.

"The watermelon was just put down by me. I was afraid that it would not be completely iced, so I didn't take it out to entertain guests. Since the distinguished guests don't dislike it, I'll go get one with Sister Shui."

Shen Jiao shouted haha, dragged Miao Shuifeng and went to the yard to fish for watermelons. She couldn't help complaining in a low voice, "Your colleague must have changed from a dog, you can even smell it."

Miao Shuifeng laughed and said, "Shi'er can communicate with water. As long as there is a clean water source, he can know a lot of things."

Shen Jiao's eyes widened, speaking like this, isn't this Xiao Shi'er omniscient on earth and half of heaven?

"It's not necessarily, not all water can communicate with Shi'er. I heard Shi'er say that the water that can communicate with him is spiritual, and drinking it is good for the body." Miao Shuifeng explained. road.

Shen Jiao's eyes widened and she smiled, saying that the well water in her house has spirituality!

"Sister Shui, you have to be careful with your mission this time. I don't think that zombie woman is good, so be careful!" Shen Jiao instructed in a low voice.

Miao Shuifeng nodded: "I know, I won't provoke her, just stay away."

The two picked the largest watermelon and scooped it up. Miao Shuifeng hugged the big watermelon and went back to the house together. Xiao Shier saw the two of them, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, and he seemed to be in a good mood.

The melon is a good melon. As soon as the blade touched it, the melon split open, revealing the red soil sunspots. It was so sweet to my heart when I saw it. Miao Shuifeng rubbed a few knives, cut the melon into several pieces, and handed it to me. Yan team leader three.

Yi Miao took the melon and said coldly: "This melon has obviously been kept for a night, and I don't want to take it out and say it directly, why lie to people!"

The smile on Shen Jiao's face can't be hung up anymore, this bitch has a sick mind, don't you know what it means to be a guest?

"It's true that the melon was put in the morning, probably because the well water in my house is cold enough, you can eat it to your satisfaction." Shen Jiao smiled.

"The melon is delicious."

Xiao Shier snorted and ate a piece of melon, picked up another piece, and devoured it.

Team Leader Yan nibbled slowly, very elegantly, not too slow, and smiled at Shen Jiao: "The melon is not bad!"

Yi Miao didn't know whether it was Shen Jiao's dislike, or Miao Shuifeng's dislike, or all women disliked, she was in the same boat anyway.

"I can't read it wrong. Your melon was from yesterday, and it can't be this morning. Why don't you admit it?"

Shen Jiao couldn't laugh anymore, she could now be sure that this woman must have a sick mind, and she was not very ill. Arguing with such a patient was boring and a waste of time.

"That may be my memory, it was probably put on last night!"

Shen Jiao thought that this woman would be satisfied, but Yi Miao's face turned colder and she said, "Then what do you mean? There are watermelons at home instead of entertaining us, and they only offer cheap herbal tea. Are you looking down on us? ?"

What the hell!

Shen Jiao had never seen such an arrogant and unreasonable person in her previous life and this life. She had to let her say this, right?

What is cheap herbal tea?

The water in her house is spiritual water, but the high-grade Hangbaiju is soaked in it, where is it cheaper?

Although Miao Shuifeng was afraid of this woman, she couldn't let her friend be bullied. She stood up and scolded: "Yi Miao, you have to go out and do it, don't do it at my friend's house, whether you like herbal tea or not!"

Yi Miao's pale face became colder, and she looked at Miao Shuifeng with a pustular rash, her slender and bloodless hands kept expanding and contracting, Miao Shuifeng secretly screamed badly, every time this bitch wants to breathe fire, it's this mortal virtue .

"Yi Miao!"

Team Leader Yan snorted softly, Yi Miao glared at Miao Shuifeng fiercely, and withdrew her hand unwillingly, but still couldn't help but a small flame popped out.

The small light blue flame, as thin as a hair, flew towards Miao Shuifeng very quickly.

As soon as the flame touched Miao Shuifeng's hair, it immediately burned, giving off a burning smell. Miao Shuifeng hadn't noticed it herself, but Shen Jiao's nose was sharp, and she soon realized that something was wrong with Miao Shuifeng's hair.

"It's on fire, Sister Shui, your hair is on fire!"

Shen Jiao was so frightened that she was at a loss, Xiao Shi'er reacted quickly, grabbed the herbal tea cup and poured it on Miao Shuifeng's head. When the herbal tea went down, there was no fire.

The top of Miao Shuifeng's head burned several strands of hair, looking like dry grass, with a few pieces of beautiful hanging white chrysanthemum, and a head of herbal tea, so she was very embarrassed.

Yi Miao glanced at Miao Shuifeng proudly, no one can contradict her, everyone who contradicts her should be taught a lesson, hum!

Miao Shuifeng reached out and wiped it on her head. The burnt ashes in one hand, if it were in the past, Miao Shuifeng would be fine, but now Miao Shuifeng is determined not to give up.

Brother Su even complimented her on her hair two days ago!

Now let this stinky bitch burn!

Uncle can endure, aunt can't bear it!

"Yi Miao, you bastard, if you dare to burn my hair, I'll take your head off!"

Miao Shuifeng rushed up like a little leopard, and the speed was astonishingly fast. Yi Miao didn't react at all, and was thrown down by this guy.

Miao Shuifeng couldn't compare to Yi Miao in terms of fire-breathing, but in terms of fighting, ten Yi Miao couldn't beat Miao Shuifeng. After a while, Miao Shuifeng rode on Yi Miao and cut her hands behind her back. , and tied it firmly with the strap, the strap was contributed by Shen Jiao, she had already seen that this woman was not pleasing to the eye.

"Miao Shuifeng, you are so daring, how dare you tie me up? I must burn you to ashes!"

Yi Miao roared loudly, Miao Shuifeng sneered: "If you have the ability, you burn it. What is the first rule of our unit? Yi Miao, don't you want to live anymore?"

"Let go of me, hurry up!"

Yi Miao seemed to be very afraid of the regulations Miao Shuifeng said, and did not dare to say anything about burning Miao Shuifeng to death.

Team Leader Yan and Xiao Shi'er turned a blind eye to this, and still nibbled on the watermelon calmly, without even blinking an eyebrow. Yi Miao struggled several times without breaking free. The smell of burnt came.

The rope on Yi Miao's wrist was quickly burned, and the fire also burned down the rope to the sofa. The bamboo mat on the sofa also burned, followed by the leather sofa under the bamboo mat, and the smell became stronger and stronger. .

"Mom, stinky!"

Zhuangzhuang ran in, wrinkling his little nose, followed by Yuanyuan and Dabao and Xiaojiao.

"Yuanyuanzhuangzhuang, don't come here, mom put out the fire and come back!"

Shen Jiao was going to make this crazy woman mad. If she said it was burned, she would burn it. This sofa was considered a reimbursement. She would have to lose money if she stayed there. The Shen family couldn't do a loss-making business.

"Mom, eat melons!"

Zhuangzhuang was reluctant to stand still, looking at the watermelon on the coffee table and drooling, he really wanted to eat melons!