Seven Hundred and Thirty-One Pretending to Be Drunk

The Miao family's dinner is very rich, pheasant and mushroom soup, wild egg fried wild onion, bacon fried pepper, chopped pepper fish head, spicy screw, dry loach, etc. It can be seen that the Miao family has done their best for these dishes, even the staple food. They are all big white flowers~щww~~lā

Miao Yinfeng cooked two main dishes. The Miao family ate corn tortillas, and Shen Jiao and his guests ate rice. Su Ling kindly asked Miao Shuifeng and the others to eat rice, but Miao Shuifeng refused with a smile, with a generous expression. .

"I don't have much rice in my house. After these few meals, you have to eat rice pancakes with us. You are neglecting the guests!"

Su Ling heard the words and said hurriedly: "Then let's eat rice cakes in the future. You can keep these rice for the New Year."

Miao Shuifeng smiled and said: "That's not true, Aunt Su, hurry up and eat, and rest early after eating. We will go up the mountain to find the great wizard tomorrow morning."

Su Ling wanted to say something, but was persuaded by Su Weimin, and said in Kuaiji dialect: "Little aunt, the Miao people are the most enthusiastic, and they will bring out the best food at home when receiving guests. If you don't eat it, the host will think you are Not satisfied with their hospitality."

"Then let's leave more money for Sister Shui's house when we leave, and eat their rice. I always feel bad about it." Su Ling turned her head and said to Lu Zijian.

Lu Zijian scooped her a bowl of chicken soup and smiled, "Sure, I'll listen to you."

Su Ling smiled sweetly at him, lowered his head and drank the chicken soup. Miao Shuifeng, who was next to him, shivered again, hurriedly took a bite of the rice cake, poured another mouthful of soup, and ate it with relish.

Miao Shuifeng's parents looked very old, much older than their actual age, and their faces were full of wrinkles, especially Miao Shuifeng's father, Miao's father, who could not straighten his back and had some big teeth in his mouth. Shaky, the burden of life overwhelmed the Miao man's shoulders prematurely.

Father Miao was very enthusiastic, and asked his wife to take out the Baogu wine in a bamboo tube, and shouted to everyone to drink and eat, although no one could understand what he said, except Han Qixiu.

This guy Han Qixiu's language talent is very strong. He can learn the dialect of that place within a few days after visiting it, and he is very authentic. He has been to so many places that he can't even count it himself. No matter how many dialects you speak, you can speak a few words no matter where you go.

At this moment, he talked to Miao's father very vigorously, you have a cup of mine, the brothers are so good, Miao Shuifeng looked at it strangely, and whispered to Shen Jiao: "Jiaojiao, your man is really good, my father will join me. Grandpa didn't say much."

Shen Jiao was extremely proud, but said modestly, "That's because your daddy is hospitable."

The sky was getting dark outside, but the Miao family was still brightly lit. Miao Shuifeng put several pine oil torches on the pillars, and there were crackling noises from time to time. Everyone was still eating, and the atmosphere was even higher. Han Qixiu and Father Miao both After drinking a bamboo tube of wine, Lu Zijian also drank some, blushing.

"clap clap"

The wooden door of the Miao family was slammed into the sky, and there seemed to be cries outside the house, which sounded very anxious.

Miao Shuifeng hurriedly got up and ran to open the door, her voice became clearer, but Shen Jiao couldn't understand a word, she only vaguely saw what a woman was saying with a child in her arms. The child was lying in the woman's arms and rolled her eyes. It looks very bad.

Shen Jiao ran over without thinking, Miao Shuifeng said hurriedly, "This son got stuck eating a screw, do you want to drink vinegar?"

"What's the use of drinking vinegar? Let her give me the baby quickly."

Shen Jiao didn't have time to explain, she reached out her hand to hug the child, the child's mother looked vigilant and subconsciously protected the child, Miao Shuifeng hurriedly said a few words in the local language, the child's mother relaxed and handed the child over to Shen. In her tender arms, her eyes were full of hope.

The child was probably stuck for a long time, his face was blue, and the situation was very bad. Shen Jiao hurriedly clasped the child upside down on her thigh, head down, one hand pressed against the child's abdomen, and the other hand clenched into a fist. slap his back hard,

And keep squeezing backwards and upwards.

Everyone looked at Shen Jiao strangely, not understanding why she beat the child like this, the child's mother felt a little distressed, wanted to open her mouth several times, but finally held back.

Shen Jiao slapped a dozen times in a row, and the child suddenly coughed out something, followed by a violent cough. Shen Jiao's heart was relieved, and it was considered that she had gotten the screw out.

Although the screws were taken out, the child had been stuck for a long time, and his body was still very weak, and he couldn't even lift his head. Shen Jiao took two packs of Xiaoer Jingfeng San from the bag, and asked the mother of the child to go back and take it for the child.

The child's mother hugged her son in surprise and kept bowing to Shen Jiao, with words of thanks still in her mouth, Shen Jiao hurriedly lifted the woman up and said softly, "Be careful when feeding the child in the future, if you accidentally get stuck again , like I just did to get things out."

Miao Shuifeng translated it to the woman, and the woman nodded again and again, and bowed to Shen Jiao a few times, and then happily hugged the child and left.

Shen Jiao wiped the sweat on her forehead and shook her sore hand. A child of three or four years old is not too light!

Su Lingyan said enviously, "Jiaojiao, you are amazing!"

"I'm studying medicine, so I'm incompetent if I don't understand!" Shen Jiao covered her mouth and smiled.

Lu Zijian's heart moved, he looked at Shen Jiao doubtfully, his eyes flickered, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

The small episode did not affect the atmosphere of everyone's meal. Baogu wine was sweet and delicious, and the alcohol was not too high. ——

Let's look at the chanjuan with the copper lamp, ten green onions cover the jade face!

What I'm saying is that looking at beauty under this lamp, the more you look at it, the more charming you are!

Han Qixiu's belly has already started to go around, and he glanced at the already drunk and confused old father Miao, and said with a hearty smile: "Father, thanks for the hospitality, I will toast you, I'll do it, you can do what you want."

"I... I did it, the honored guests are free."

Father Miao raised his head and looked up, the wine in the glass was not full, and after a few rounds, he fell drunk on the table, but Han Qixiu still looked calm and his eyes were clear.

But this guy was just dazzling, his eyes were blurred, his face was red and his neck was thick. At first glance, he looked like a drunk who had been drinking too much. Shen Jiao was afraid that he would make a fool of himself, so she hurriedly helped him to go back to the room to rest.

Miao Shuifeng had prepared a room for them long ago. It was refreshing and refreshing. Shen Jiao struggled to help Han Qixiu to the bed, ready to put this guy down, but the drunk man suddenly changed his face and rolled over and pressed Shen Jiao on the bed. There was still a little bit of drunkenness on his face, and he couldn't be more sober.

"Daughter-in-law, how about we go to the mountain to take a bath?" Han Qixiu smiled slyly.

"Bastard, wash yourself!"

"It's boring to wash it yourself, go, I'll rub your back, Jiaojiao!"

By the way, let me post again, of course, this is an idea of ​​dark rubbing, and I can't say it.

"Don't go, Yuanyuan is so strong that there are people watching!" Shen Jiao was determined not to be fooled, even though she was a little bit tempted by someone's proposal to rub her back.

"Let Xiaohan and Xiaowei watch!"

Han Qixiu grabbed his long arms, and the two sleeping like piglets on the bed were sent to Shen Han's room. After another grab, the beauty was on the shoulder of a hooligan. Before the words were finished, the figure was already seen No more.

"Let's go up the mountain, two boys, watch for one night!"

Shen Han and Han Qiwei looked at each other, in the middle of the night, what did they slip away?

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