Chapter 1911 Catch the Ducks on the Shelves

Although some people in the class have already sensed that Bao Zhiqi must have ill intentions for these small actions. But he had to admit that the lama and the mute he said had fluent sentences and clear rhythm. The standard was very high, and it almost overwhelmed what Zhang Yu said before.

In the eyes of many people, Bao Zhiqi did not give Zhang Yu any face, and slapped him on the spot. Of course, many people are also lucky, but it is fortunate that Zhang Yu is right. If it is right for me, I am afraid that I really don't know what to do now.

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Bao Zhiqi was also very satisfied with his performance just now, so when he looked at Zhang Yu again, there was a hint of pride on his face. Then he smiled and said, "Zhang Yu! Now it's your turn!" After speaking, he handed over the phone again.

Of course Zhang Yu is not a fool. In fact, he heard Bao Zhiqi speak so quickly just now, and he already knew what the other party meant, so he shook his head and smiled bitterly.

Seeing this, Bao Zhiqi was even more proud. In his opinion, the other party must be dumbfounded now, and he doesn't know what to do. After all, under such absolute strength, it is not a problem that can be solved by anyone who is not convinced.

Zhang Yu smiled, glanced at the mobile phone that Bao Zhiqi handed over, and said, "Actually, this tongue twister you mentioned, I have already said it just now, and it seems unnecessary to say it again now!"

Bao Zhiqi laughed when he heard this. In fact, he already knew at this time, and the other party was shocked by his performance just now! It seemed that he was trying to find an excuse, prevaricate for a moment, and then returned to his seat in a daze.

However, Bao Zhiqi didn't want to let Zhang Yu go. After all, he had been brewing for so long, just to make his presence felt in front of the counselor, so of course there must be a comparison to be effective.

"Zhang Yu, it's just for eloquence, I don't pay much attention to it." Bao Zhiqi smiled and said, "Although I have said it, I can say it again! My teacher at the time once told me that eloquence is about practice making perfect, and regular exercise. , can you make progress! But if you are really not used to speaking too fast, you can speak slowly, everyone is a classmate, and no one can fault anyone."

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"This guy Bao Zhiqi! The mouth is too bad."

"No! It's too much to slap the face in the face. You have to beat it to the bottom!"

"No way! The strength is not as good as others! At this time, I can only pretend to be my grandson and endure it." The people in the class also nodded when they heard the words...

In fact, everyone in the class now knows that Bao Zhiqi is simply driving ducks to the shelves. To put it bluntly, he just wants to see Zhang Yu make a fool of himself, so naturally he can't let him go easily. Of course, there are still many people in the class who despise Bao Zhiqi's behavior by stepping on others to highlight his behavior.

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Zhang Yu Wenyan smiled and said: "I have already said it just now, and it is meaningless to repeat what I have said. I think it's not like this! I will say a new paragraph, and wait until I finish! You say it again, how about it? "

When Bao Zhiqi saw Zhang Yu's insistence on not speaking, there was nothing he could do. But now it seems that the opponent's move to retreat is not a good way. Although the current embarrassment was avoided, it was not a long-term solution. After a while, the other party finishes speaking, and then repeats it again. When the time comes, the comparison between the front and the back will also be absolutely crushed, and it will be even more embarrassing at that time.

Thinking of this, Bao Zhiqi smiled and said, "That's fine! Since you insist, it doesn't matter if you say something new. I'll give you the phone! Search for yourself!"

"No!" Zhang Yu shook his head and refused: "I can remember this tongue twister! I don't need a mobile phone anymore, I'll leave it to you for a while!"

Hearing this, Bao Zhiqi curled the corners of his mouth, retracted his phone, and made a gesture of please.

Zhang Yu looked at everyone in the class with a smile, and said: "I will say a new tongue twister next, everyone see what I say, if you think I said it well, please give me some applause, if it is not good... ...It's okay if it's not good, but the applause can't be less!"

When the people in the class heard the words, they said hehehehe at the same time! of laughter! Then I applauded Zhang Yu at the same time... In fact, in the eyes of most people,

Zhang Yu's move is to retreat to advance, it can be said that there is no way to do it, no matter what, it is better than pretending to be a grandson.

Zhang Yu went through what he was going to say in his mind, and then continued: "The tongue twister I'm going to say next is called Linglong Pagoda! Everyone, listen carefully... An old monk on a high mountain, wearing a robe of thousands of dollars. Layer. If you ask the old monk in his old age, he remembered that the Yellow River had nine clarifications. Five hundred years ago, one clearing, a total of 4,500 winters.

There are eight apprentices under the old monk, and the eight apprentices have Dharma names.

The eldest apprentice is named Qingtou Leng, the second apprentice is named Lengtouqing, the third apprentice is named Seng Sandian, the fourth apprentice is named Dian Sanseng, the fifth apprentice is named Beng Hulu Ba, the sixth apprentice is named Ba Hulu Beng, and the seventh apprentice is named The name is Feng Suihua, and the eight disciples are called Hua Suifeng.

Master taught them eight arts, and the Eight Immortals crossed the sea to show their extraordinary abilities.

Qingtou Leng will run out, Lengtouqing will strike the bell, monks will blow pipes at three o'clock, monks will hold Sheng at three o'clock, drums will be played when the gourd is broken, sutras will be recited when the gourd is collapsed, the wind will sweep the floor, and the wind will light the lamp .

Master told them to change, and it was impossible to change.

Lengtouqing can't beat QingtouLeng's chime, QingtouLeng can't hit Lengtouqing's bell, can't beat the three o'clock pipe, can't hold the three o'clock sheng, and can't beat the gourd collapse. The drum of the gourd handle, the broken gourd handle can't read the scriptures that break the gourd, the wind can't sweep the ground, and the wind can't light the lamp of the wind.

The master got angry at first sight and wanted to beat up eight of his apprentices. Seeing that the apprentice was about to be beaten, five wandering monks from outside,

The five monks told them their feelings and punished them to count the pagodas and ask the master if it was okay? Anyone who has counted Linglong Pagoda is the senior brother; if he cannot count Linglong Pagoda, he will be punished on his knees until dawn. "

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When Zhang Yu said this, almost everyone in the class was dumbfounded!

If Bao Zhiqi said the tongue twister before, it was a bamboo tube pouring beans into one piece. Zhang Yu just used a dump truck at this meeting, and he said it like a heavy rain and strong wind. Don't talk about it, just listen to it below, it makes people feel a little cramp at the root of the tongue.

It is inevitable that some people will glance at Bao Zhiqi on the stage, only to see that he is also stunned! His mouth was so open that he could fill a duck's egg.

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"The number of monks is only the Linglong Pagoda. Look up at the sky full of stars. Look at the pit on the ground. Look in the pit. Look at the ice. Look at a pine on the ice. Look at the eagle on the pine. Look inside the house. An old monk. Look at a sutra in front of the monk. Look in front of the sutra. Look at the lamp. Look at the wall. Look at the nail. Look at the nail and see the bow.

Looking at it, squinting, the wind is blowing in the northwest. Said windy, very windy. Scraped away the stars, leveled the pit on the ground, scraped the ice in the pit, scraped the pine on the ice, scraped the eagle on the pine, scraped away an old monk, scraped over the monk's scripture, scraped it Through the headlights, the nails were scraped off the wall, and the bows were scraped off the nails.

In an instant, only scratches, stars scattered, pits flattened, ice melted, loosened, eagles flew, monks walked, sutras were turned, lights went out, nails fell off, and bows collapsed. "

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After Zhang Yu finished speaking, he looked at the people in the class with a smile... I have to say that needles were falling in the class, and the silence was a little weird. After a short while, I don't know who it was, I applauded first! The class soon broke out with amazing applause and cheers!