Chapter 634: The Most Favored Coach by Players

"Mr. Parker, do you want to open the express for you?" the courier asked.

"Okay..." As soon as the words came out, Parker immediately changed his words, "No, thank you."

Then he stared dumbfounded, and the courier opened the courier with lightning speed.

"Wow, what a microphone."

"It's not real, it's fake, it seems to be chocolate?"

Reporters chattered.

At the same time, they were a little disappointed, they felt that Fang Jue was too kind, they should have sent a real microphone, otherwise how would they watch the fun?

chocolate?

Tony Parker blinked and looked at the roughly eleven-inch microphone.

I rubbed it with my finger and tasted it. It was really made of chocolate and had a faint vanilla flavor.

Tony Parker was a little annoyed, he was so stupid, why didn't he think of this trick in advance, if he got this kind of chocolate microphone in advance, and publicly performed eating the microphone in the show, the ratings would definitely be good.

Moreover, there is no loss of face, and perhaps it will become a celebrity anecdote instead.

But, fortunately, Fang Jue actually wanted to use this method to solve this problem.

Is this a sign of reconciliation?

Anyway, Mr. Tony Parker breathed a sigh of relief, he found himself even a little bit grateful for that guy.

Compared with these nasty reporters, Fang Jue seemed much cuter.

That being the case, then, next time, when you criticize him, save him a little face.

...

"Everyone, I'm going to eat the microphone." Tony Parker smiled and was in a good mood.

The reporters are not happy. It was originally a joyous event, but now it has become anticlimactic and unhappy.

However, he still carried the camera and aimed at Tony Parker.

Although the sensation is not as expected, it is still a news material.

"Well, it tastes good." Tony Parker chomped on the 'microphone' with a look of enjoyment on his face.

I also comment on it from time to time.

"This chocolate has a rich taste and is the best cocoa beans."

"Vanilla is mild, just right."

Seeing the bastard arrogantly and enjoying himself, the reporters gritted their teeth with hatred.

Someone swallowed with a gulp of saliva. Appetite is like a catalytic enzyme. It is a desire that can resonate. I really want to take a bite.

About four-fifths eaten.

Tony Parker sees a card made of white chocolate.

"Mr. Tony Parker, we don't know each other. There is a surprise below, and the taste is even better."

Tony Parker picked up the card and showed it to the reporters, looking smug.

"This white chocolate is great." After taking a few bites, he finished the chocolate card.

...

Tony Parker took a few more bites and saw something that he had bitten off a little bit.

"It's a cockroach!" A reporter shouted excitedly.

Come, come, come!

I knew this matter would not be so ordinary!

The reporters gathered around and patted the microphone base and the person involved.

The cockroach whose head had been bitten off, and the two cockroaches below, were clearly visible.

Wow.

There was a burst of exclamation.

The drooling reporter who was envious just now swallowed, but felt sick.

cockroach?

Tony Parker was stunned. He looked at the base, and suddenly a strong feeling of nausea and vomiting flooded from his epigastric cavity.

Poor Mr. reporter, leaning on the door, bent over, and vomited wildly.

This is the expected scene.

Seven or eight cameras and cameras snapped at poor Mr. Tony Parker.

"Capture the details."

"facial expression."

"And vomit."

The reporters were very excited and showed their professionalism to the fullest.

...

asshole!

I was wrong, I was wrong, that bastard was more hateful than I thought.

"Fang Jue!" Tony Parker gritted his teeth, "This is poisoning, this is poisoning, I want to call the police, I want to call the police."

"Ah, this cockroach is disgusting." A reporter shouted deliberately.

vomit!

Tony Parker threw up again.

He actually called the police.

The police are here.

A police officer carefully examined the physical evidence reported as poisoning, "Mr. Parker, do you call this poisoning?"

"Of course! I'm going to the hospital. I'm asking for an identification. I seriously suspect that I have food poisoning." Tony Parker said.

Then he saw that even though he was pinching the 'cockroach corpse', he rubbed it.

vomit.

He threw up again.

"Mr. Tony Parker, this is also chocolate, but it's just made into a cockroach." The police officer said with a smile.

There has been a lot of trouble about the grievances between this gentleman and the champion young coach of Aston Villa, of course he knows it.

...

"Is it chocolate?" Tony Parker was surprised.

"Yes, look." The police officer said as he pulled out the black and red silk thread with two fingers, "It's quite realistic, it even has intestinal cavity, look at it."

vomit!

Tony Parker took a look and threw up again.

"Retract the team!" The police officer said goodbye, not forgetting to warn some poor guy, "Mr. Parker, please figure it out before calling the police next time."

The reporters were all overjoyed.

It's not in vain that they have been stuck here, this is really exciting and lively.

Soon, Tony Parker received a courier from Fang Jue, and the images and pictures of being vomited out of his mouth began to spread.

Coupled with the embarrassing expression of someone when he first ate the microphone, this strong contrast made the melon eaters very happy.

Of course, some readers and viewers reacted disgustingly, and complained that they were eating while watching the show, and they also vomited while watching the show.

They said they would have been genuinely annoyed if it hadn't been for the joy of seeing Mr Parker throw up.

...

The next day, Tony Parker angrily criticized Fang Jue's "shameless, despicable and anti-human behavior without moral bottom line" in his column.

He complained that his body and mind had been traumatized, he vomited many times in a row, and he had no appetite for a whole day.

However, he received little sympathy.

Instead, many people left messages and called him, asking how he tasted.

There is even a restaurant in London that launched a cockroach microphone chocolate in a special way, and also played the gimmick of "making Tony Parker vomit and vomit".

There are really many diners who come here especially for the taste.

"Coach Fang Jue used a little prank to punish Tony Parker, which is very interesting." "Times" columnist Duncan Stewart wrote in his column.

"An innocuous joke, enjoyed by all but perhaps poor Mr. Tony Parker."

"And, it's worth noting that Fang Jue really acted, and he used this behavior to retaliate against Mr Parker's attack on his players."

"We've heard from inside Villa that Andriy Shevchenko thanked his coach and the players agreed that the coach did a great job."

"Obviously, players love and respect such a coach who always maintains and stands up for his players."

"If you want to choose the coach who is most supported by your players, Fang Jue will definitely be on the list."