Chapter 2105 Concentrated Is the Essence

"If Lao Liu doesn't wear his bald head, he always feels that something is missing."

Zheng Ren thought of Liu Zewei and smiled happily.

"By the way, Chang Yue, do you know how Lao Liu got bald?" Su Yun asked.

"Didn't you make it yourself?" Chang Yue asked casually.

"No, no." Su Yun said, "I asked him, and he said that when he was young, when he was chasing his wife, he was still thinking about romance, walking in the rain and so on. Now the rain has so much acidic components, so it's just like walking around .”

Seeing that, Zheng Ren didn't expect Su Yun's counterattack to be so fast.

"By the way, you have to take good care of the hair around you. Girls are great. The rest of the hair is long, and you can't see it if you put it back in a ponytail. If you become like Lao Liu, you are chatting with the patient's family while you turn your head, tsk tsk .”

"Get out!" Chang Yue said angrily.

The picture was so beautiful that Chang Yue couldn't even imagine it.

Su Yun laughed, not caring about Chang Yue's anger. With her current state, what is there to be afraid of? Afraid of not being able to drink her? joke.

"Brother, buy a flower for sister." A fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl came over with a bouquet of flowers and asked softly.

Zheng Ren and Su Yun carefully looked at the little girl at the same time.

She was dressed very cleanly and decently, and she looked like a work-study student, or a student who came to practice in society.

His expression was a little shy, and after he finished speaking, he didn't know what to say next. If you are more skilled, those sisters are so beautiful, and the vulgar words that go well with flowers can't be said at all.

"How much is the rose?" Zheng Ren asked with a twitch in his heart.

"All the flowers cost five yuan each."

The price is not bad, but the imperial capital can't be compared with the Huacheng side. For five yuan, you can buy a large bunch in Huacheng.

Zheng Ren took a rose and was a little nervous.

Life still needs some sense of ritual. Just remembering to send flowers to Yi Ren, Zheng Ren's heart is like riding a roller coaster.

Su Yun made some calculations and bought a rose and three jasmine flowers.

"How much do you buy?" Zheng Ren asked when he saw the girl leaving happily.

"Here, this is yours." Su Yun stuffed a rose and a jasmine flower into Chang Yue's hands, and said with a smile while holding the jasmine flower: "Women are so stingy, seeing your Xieyi people have flowers, their eyes are red. You said you were the boss, if you didn't know, you would have thought you were here to sow discord."

"..."

How could Zheng Ren think so much. He looked at Su Yun helplessly, not bothering to talk to this guy.

"The flower language of jasmine is loyalty, purity, and simplicity." Su Yun smiled evilly, and Zheng Ren had a bad feeling.

Seeing that he still held two jasmine flowers in his hand, it should be one for each of Liu Xiaojie and Lin Yuan.

Coupled with Su Yun's different smile than usual, Zheng Ren really didn't know what would happen.

Soon, Feng Xuhui's car also arrived.

When Liu Xiaojie, Lao He, and Lin Yuan came down, Su Yun smiled and gave the jasmine flowers in his hand to Lin Yuan and Liu Xiaojie.

Girls basically like flowers, especially when the spring rains are continuous. There are a few drops of rain on the jasmine, which looks tender and beautiful.

"Thank you, Brother Yun." Lin Yuan said cheerfully.

"Thank you." Liu Xiaojie was still a little shy.

"Hey." The smile on Su Yun's face widened a bit, and he called everyone into the room, entered the box, and sat down.

The professor didn't come to dinner, and his obsession with the Nobel Prize made him give up all his spare time activities and devote himself wholeheartedly.

Watching a few girls playing with jasmine, Su Yun glanced at Zheng Ren and said, "Boss, once a school got food poisoning, and more than 300 students were sent to the hospital."

"Oh? What poisoned you?" Zheng Ren regained his energy when he mentioned this.

"It is said to be the plumber's pot."

"Um?"

"Later, it was reported that the faucet of the septic tank and the tap water faucet were connected backwards. After a short time, they were replaced. But it still caused..." Su Yun said with a smile.

Hurrying to eat and talk about such shit, Zheng Ren expressed his contempt for Su Yun. As long as it wasn't for Chen Nian Su to appear in front of his eyes, some verbal attacks would basically be ineffective.

"Yes!" Lin Yuan flicked his ponytail, and immediately answered, "I also met it once."

Yo, there are still people who are laughing, Su Yun immediately looked at Lin Yuan with great interest.

"But it's not that the water pipes of the septic tank and the tap water pipes are connected wrongly. I don't know what went wrong. The pressure increased, and the toilets on floors 1-7 exploded layer by layer."

As he said that, Lin Yuan also made a rather exaggerated gesture, "Bang bang bang, like setting off fireworks. The smell is too bad. Fortunately, I haven't returned to the dormitory yet, so I stood outside to watch the excitement."

"The students there were miserable. I was scared when I recalled it. Fortunately, I was not in the dormitory that day." Lin Yuan said with a smile.

Zheng Ren thought about the scene that Lin Yuan said, the yellow fountains bursting out from every floor of the dormitory building, with a strong smell, really couldn't bear to watch.

But it's nothing. For surgeons who stand on the operating table all year round and dig out feces, it's a trivial matter.

Chang Yue frowned, and she held the jasmine closer, as if she wanted to use the scent of the jasmine to wash away the disgusting smell.

"It's said that when I was in school, I went to the School of Chemical Engineering to attend for a while." Su Yun changed the topic with a smile.

"What are you doing at the School of Chemical Engineering?" Zheng Ren asked.

"Boss, optical medicine has no future, besides, I have nothing to do except anatomy class." Su Yun said.

When Zheng Ren thought about it, it was the same reason.

"The main reason is that the professor over there wanted to lure me to study as his graduate student. He said that chemical engineering is the future direction of development, and it is much more interesting than medicine." Su Yun smiled evilly.

"One day the professor assigned a task to a few brothers and sisters to go to the septic tank and use a measuring cup to fill a cup of fermented stool."

"This is tricking people." Zheng Ren frowned.

"No way." Su Yun laughed, "After purification, about 10 mg of white crystals are left in the end. That smelly, it's useless to wear many layers of masks, or the essence is concentrated."

"Then what?"

"Later the professor said, dilute the crystal with alcohol, 1:1000."

Zheng Ren saw that the smile on Su Yun's face became even more charming, and knew that Xirou should be coming.

"After dilution, the taste changed. From an unacceptable stench to jasmine perfume." Su Yun looked at Chang Yue with a smile, "The professor also said that he would give the jasmine perfume he made to his lover If you don’t have one, give it to your best friend and say that you made it yourself.”

Chang Yue seemed to have been electrocuted a little and put Jasmine aside.

"Uh, did the professor tell you that behind the most beautiful things may be hideous things?" Lin Yuan sublimated Su Yun's topic in an instant.