Chapter 313 Chen Xiaobei! You Pit Me Again! (3)
Long hair tied into a ponytail, black tights wrapped in a devil-like figure. In the kitchen, a graceful black figure was busy.
, outlines a thrilling and confusing curve.
Just looking at this back, you can see that she is a beautiful beauty.
"Stinky bastard! Damn hooligan! I can't beat you! Pull you to death!"
The woman gritted her silver teeth, her suppressed voice was slightly hoarse, but it sounded a different kind of flattery.
I saw her holding a small bottle and pouring some white powder into the meals in the refrigerator.
It turned out to be poisoning!
"Humph! This is a super-powerful laxative prepared by Poison Rat himself! As long as that bastard Chen Xiaobei takes a bite, he will be pulled into the darkness, the sun and the moon will not shine!"
The woman smiled proudly and said, "When I capture Chen Xiaobei alive, I will be able to prove my innocence to Long Aotian! I finally got into the beast gate, my plan has just begun!"
obviously! This woman is the one who was pitted by Chen Xiaobei and wanted to cry, the demon fox!
"Oh! I'm so hungry! I'll get some supper!"
At this moment, Chen Xiaobei's voice came from the direction of the stairs.
"It's so coincidental? Madam, how did you die!"
The demon fox's eyes lit up, showing excitement, and then took advantage of the situation with a dexterous movement technique and hid in a dark corner.
She thought she was going to kill Chen Xiaobei, but she never dreamed that Chen Xiaobei had already seen everything through her piercing eyes.
"Huh? This girl's body is a little familiar... I seem to have seen it somewhere..."
Chen Xiaobei thought silently in his heart, but his face remained calm.
I walked over, opened the refrigerator door, and brought out a plate of sweet and sour pork ribs.
I put it in the microwave and heated it up, then I sat at the table and ate it.
"Stinky bastard! Damn hooligan! Eat you!"
The demon fox hid in the dark and watched Chen Xiaobei eat several spare ribs covered with laxatives. She felt relieved.
It is estimated that it won't be long before Chen Xiaobei rushes into the toilet and becomes suspicious of life!
But……
Ten minutes later, Chen Xiaobei ate most of the sweet and sour pork ribs, but he didn't see anything abnormal.
"What's the matter? Why doesn't the medicine work? Could it be that the microwave oven destroyed the ingredients of the laxative?"
The demon fox was full of question marks and couldn't figure it out.
"I'm full! Go to sleep!"
Chen Xiaobei patted his belly and left the kitchen directly.
"This……"
The demon fox looked bewildered in capital and bold, and immediately ran over to check the plate of sweet and sour pork ribs.
"What's the matter? The laxatives really don't work?"
The demon fox picked up the plate, looked at it and smelled it. In order to relieve her confusion, she picked up a small piece of spareribs and put it in her mouth.
"Lying on the grass..."
In just the next second, the face of the demon fox changed completely.
The restlessness in the belly immediately proved that the laxative was not ineffective at all!
Did not fail! ! !
"Damn it! Sister has been pitted by Chen Xiaobei again..."
The fox wailed.
I wanted to evacuate directly, but I am a goddess-level beauty... I can't pull the poo in my pants, right?
She had no choice but to run to the toilet as fast as she could.
As soon as the toilet door was opened, Yaohu was dumbfounded.
"Hello! Beauty! What's the matter with you? Your face is so ugly!"
Chen Xiaobei sat on the toilet with Erlang's legs crossed, with a wicked smile on his face, like eating spinach, he couldn't stop at all.
"Damn bastard! You're cheating on me again..."
The demon fox was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood.
But the restlessness in her stomach was unbearable, and she couldn't bear to entangle with Chen Xiaobei, and urged with a blushing face: "Get out of the way! I can't hold it anymore... Come on..."
"This is my toilet, why should I let you? You still have to pay for the public toilet!" Chen Xiaobei pouted and joked.
"I can't even pay for it? I'll give you two hundred cents for the public toilet! Get out of the way!" The demon fox frowned, and her charming face turned red.
"No no no! My toilet cost 20 billion soft sister coins last time! Of course, you can give me US dollars if you want!" Chen Xiaobei said with a wicked smile.
"puff……"
The demon fox almost sprayed a mouthful of old blood onto the ceiling.
20 billion to go to the toilet? Dollars back? What an international joke?
The richest man in the world will go bankrupt even if he visits the toilet several times at your house!
"Chen Xiaobei...I beg you...I really can't hold back...No matter what I say, I'm also a girl...Can't you be a little more graceful..."
The demon fox had already reached the limit, and begged feebly.
"If you were my friend, or even a passerby, I would treat you with grace, but you are my enemy! To be gentle with the enemy is to be cruel to yourself!"
Chen Xiaobei raised his brows and said indifferently, "If Brother hadn't been alert, I would have been taken back by you long ago, and I would have died in Long Aotian's hands!"
"I... am I wrong?"
The demon fox was crying and grimacing, covering his stomach with his hands, unable to stand still.
"Don't pretend to be pitiful for me, your little charm is ineffective against my brother! Twenty billion, not even a single penny!"
Chen Xiaobei grinned and said badly, "Of course, if you really have no money, you can pay for it with meat!"
"Meat compensation...you..."
The demon fox's face was already red, but this time it was even more red to the point of dripping blood.
"The first time is born, the second time is familiar! Didn't we both try it last time? Do you need to be shy?" Chen Xiaobei said with a smile.
"you……"
The demon fox almost wanted to cry but had no tears, feeling that he was either suffocated to death by poop, or that bastard Chen Xiaobei was mad at him!
What happened last time really turned into an eternal hatred!
I am afraid that I will live in the shadow of Chen Xiaobei for the rest of my life!
"come on!"
Chen Xiaobei reached out and directly pulled the demon fox over and sat on his lap.
"What are you doing!? No..."
The demon fox was shocked, this lunatic hooligan! He couldn't hold it in anymore, he actually wanted to take advantage of Chen Xiaobei!
"If you want to detoxify, don't move!"
Chen Xiaobei put his hand into the tights and spared the fox's willow's slender waist.
The palms covered her smooth belly without a trace of fat, and massaged gently with special techniques.
"Huh? My stomach doesn't hurt anymore..."
As a trace of warm real air entered his lower abdomen, the demon fox couldn't help but let out a coquettish cry.
"Come on, take a deep breath!"
Chen Xiaobei took out the Seven Treasure Sachet with the other hand and let the fox breathe the medicinal fragrance.
For the toxins that have just entered the body, Qibao Yaoxiang has an excellent detoxification effect.
With every breath, the elements that are harmful to the body are expelled.
"So comfortable..."
The pain was gone, the whole body felt more comfortable, and the tense body of the demon fox finally relaxed.
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