Chapter 892: Sheldon Floods the Tax Office

Christmas night.

The last call was to Shelton's home.

"Mrs. Cooper, Merry Christmas."

"Merry Christmas, Adam!"

On the other end of the phone, Sheldon's mother said happily: "I heard that you have developed a new cancer treatment. You are really a child of God, and you are blessed by God."

"Thank God."

Adam smiled approvingly.

Although it is Pluto who is really grateful, God and Pluto are dual opposites, one with two sides.

Thank god it's the same.

"I'll call Shelly for you."

Mrs. Cooper said a few more missionary words such as 'believe in God and have eternal life', and then helped Adam call Sheldon very conspicuously.

"Shelly~!"

"Hello."

After a while, Sheldon's reluctant voice sounded.

"Shelley, what's the matter that you're not happy about? Say it and let everyone be happy."

Adam teased.

"Don't call me that!"

Shelton immediately objected: "Shelley is what my mother and grandma call me, and no one else is allowed to call me that. On such a day, how can you be happy when you are called home?"

"Oh, forgot you never liked Christmas."

Adam said so, but his expression was very happy.

"There's no Christmas at all, Jesus' birthday was in the summer and was later changed to the same day as some pagan tradition..."

"Shelly!!!"

Sheldon just wanted to explain his views on Christmas repeatedly, but was stopped by the furious pious mother.

"...Happy Newton's Day."

Sheldon didn't dare to disobey his mother and didn't continue, but ended the conversation with a very representative remark.

Adam smiled.

He knew what Sheldon meant.

The birthday of Newton, the giant of science, happens to be December 25th.

Compared with Jesus who changed his birthday, celebrating Newton's birthday today is more in line with Sheldon's three views.

He teased Sheldon a few more words, and was just about to call Peggy to ask her to say a few words, when the voice of Sheldon's brother George Jr. came from there.

"Adam, I don't like the current accountant, so I fired him, and I'm going to hire another accountant after Christmas."

"You are the CEO, and personnel management is your right."

Adam paused, and said with a smile: "As long as Sheldon is not recruited as an accountant, I have no objection."

George Jr.'s tire doctor has opened 10.

Adam just invests and does not intervene in management.

Of course, the assistant Ada will send people to check the accounts on a regular basis to do basic financial supervision.

"Even if I don't start a company anymore, I won't ask him to make an account."

Little George complained: "I don't want to be targeted by the tax bureau."

"Hey! I have been doing tax returns at home since I was nine years old."

Sheldon's dissatisfied voice came from the other end of the phone: "You show my tax return to any accountant, and I guarantee they will say it's perfect!

Even the people from the tax bureau made a wrong calculation and wanted to deduct more money from our family, but I rejected it. It is an honor for you to ask me to help you file your taxes. "

"You're right."

George Jr. sneered: "Your tax returns are indeed perfect, but you dare to confront the tax bureau for a few dollars in tax back..."

"That was their mistake."

Shelton defended: "They finally admitted that they were wrong, and we don't need to pay taxes."

"Then our family was put on the key monitoring list of the tax bureau, and we were investigated from the bottom up. After that, we were under intensive investigation for three consecutive years."

Little George complained: "I don't want my company to enjoy this kind of treatment. Based on your experience, even if you are a mathematician, do perfect accounting, and really want to be an accountant, no one will ask you. If you don't believe me, just ask Adam."

"Adam?"

Sheldon actually asked.

"I thought your goal was the sea of ​​stars, the most original mystery of the universe?"

Adam said solemnly: "What kind of accountant? Is that something worthy of you?"

"You heard it!"

Sheldon smiled proudly at little George.

"He's fooling you."

Little George said sharply: "He is saying that you are also worthy of being an accountant!"

"No~!"

Sheldon's eyes widened in disbelief.

"Adam, tell the truth."

Little George jokingly said, "Do you dare to ask Sheldon to help you as an accountant?"

"Of course I dare."

Adam laughed and said, "Selton's professional level is nothing to say, but I'm worried about his bladder..."

"Hahaha!"

Little George burst out laughing.

Missy's laughter also came over.

At the beginning, Sheldon insisted on fighting with the tax bureau to prove that he was perfect in accounting and tax returns, despite his father's obstruction, for a few dollars in tax payments.

As a result, when facing the line, the people from the tax bureau caught a loophole. Sheldon was so shocked that he couldn't be the master of the bladder, and went directly to the toilet to pee.

Although he later grasped a statement and turned back, he seemed to have won.

But in Adam's view, it was more people from the tax bureau who didn't want to argue with a child to the end.

Otherwise, many things are ambiguous.

Emmm.

According to the lawyer, there is sufficient room for interpretation.

AKA black can be called white, and white can also be called black, it all depends on whether the individual is sharp-tongued and who is on the side of the judge and jury.

In the real fight, with Sheldon's bladder and his ignorance of the law, if he is pressed for questioning, he will definitely lose in a mess.

Socratic questions are a favorite of Harvard Law professors.

for example.

The professor asked: "Law is reason without passion. Who said that?"

The student replied, "Aristotle."

The professor would walk over and look at the student with a smile: "Are you sure? Are you willing to bet your life?"

At this time, most students will hesitate: "I think so."

"And what about his life?"

At this time, the professor would point to another person and smile at the students.

At this time, the students will be a little confused, and dare not be so sure: "I don't know."

Because he was suddenly not sure whether Aristotle had quoted someone else.

After all, there should not be too many tributes, plagiarism, and debates in the academic world.

Then the professor would smile and say, "Wait until you are sure before you speak. The law has room for interpretation, but there is no room for self-doubt. By the way, this sentence is indeed said by Aristotle."

So do lawyers.

Not to mention the tax bureau with independent armed forces, independent courts, independent prisons, and the power of life and death.

If you really slip Sheldon over there, you can make Sheldon spray up and down and flood the tax office.

Companies can indeed legally avoid taxes, but only if they do not reveal how they legally avoid taxes.

If you really tell the details of the whole process of tax avoidance, it is 100% illegal.

And Sheldon's mouth is completely a ghost that harmed his own people.

Future Howard's security review.

Howard drove the expensive Mars rover into the ditch in order to pick up girls, Leonard almost exposed the secret when he slept with the spy, and other secrets that could not be revealed, were all honestly revealed by Sheldon.

That is to say, Agent Jesse Page didn't bother to get to the bottom of it, otherwise Leonard and Howard would be miserable because of Sheldon's mouth.

This kind of Sheldon, no matter how perfect the accounting and tax returns are, Adam will not let him get close to any of his companies and finances.