Chapter 36 Shit Luck? Maybe!
Chapter 36 Shit Luck? Maybe!
Entertaining the cowboys is very simple, just slaughter a few cows, take out the red wine at home, and then everyone starts to enjoy dark dishes.
Although the ancestors of the White family were nobles, they had been in Texas for too long. In William White's generation, the so-called aristocratic atmosphere is not much, maybe there is still some London accent, and the rest is really nothing.
These cowboys are obviously not disappointed, William White is indeed very talkative, and all kinds of dirty jokes come out of his mouth. Although it is a bit bad, it will never touch the bottom line.
Don't keep saying that Texans are rough, they are actually the most traditional place in the United States. If you don't go to church, you'll be beaten by Dad.
As the base of elephants, here is definitely not a random choice. The donkey's free theory will be sprayed into a sieve here. If you dare to promote homosexuality, you will definitely be bent.
This is already considered rational. If you had done this decades earlier, they would have hanged you without hesitation.
The old beauty of the later generations, the more they play, the more they go too far. At first, if you don't object, you'll be fine. Later, if you don't support it, you will be criticized.
The author estimates that the boss of the old and beautiful world really won't last long, they all choose the same sex, so what kind of population will come from there in the future?
If you don't make such a fuss, the population will grow negatively. If you do this, who else is there? Just one medical insurance and social security will kill the United States. There is still energy for other things.
Social Security and Medicare are actually the largest Ponzi schemes in the world. This thing is to tear down the east wall to make up for the west wall. As long as you keep adding people, it doesn’t matter. Once the number of people is not enough, then congratulations, don’t retire before the age of eighty.
Cowboy parties are usually very manly, and everyone just drinks and chats. Of course, beating the Yankees is also a part of it.
The state most out of touch with the federal government is undoubtedly this magical land. They don't care what Peanutton thinks. Anyway, I accept what is beneficial to me, and please get out if it is not beneficial.
Farmers have had a hard time these years, and they naturally pointed their finger at the federal government, and they couldn't bear to read all kinds of obscenities.
It seems that the priest is busy this week, and many people need to go to confession.
Haha, Lao Mei is so hypocritical, she needs to repent when she curses, why would she kill someone? It is estimated that it is still a confession.
The cowboy party ends early, they all get up early tomorrow, it's definitely not the same as the party in Los Angeles.
It’s okay if you really drink too much. In fact, the few farmers who are far away don’t go back. Anyway, there are vacant rooms here, and they don’t think it’s disturbing. The relationship between cowboys is like this.
When defending against foreign enemies, it was necessary to report to the regiment to keep warm, otherwise they would have been killed long ago.
Well, the foreign enemies here are questionable, they are the invaders, and they just want to take back their land. Can be killed by them unexpectedly.
The Police Academy is continuing its money-making journey. Although the box office fell in the third week, the trend is not obvious, which means that there is still potential to be tapped.
Of course, Laomei is also divided into first-tier cities and second-tier cities. These are basically released at the same time, which is determined by the distribution of theaters.
Why do so many big movies need to be played for more than half a year?
This is actually the industry rule of other people. It is almost a month in big cities, and the number of films must be reduced, and the excess copies will be thrown to small towns.
Don’t think that there is no money to be made in these places. There are no rural areas in European and American countries. Their living standards are actually similar, and some things are still expensive in small places.
After all, where your transportation costs are, and the sales volume is not as good as that of a big place, the price is naturally not cheap.
The land in Laomei is not expensive, and the big cities are not too outrageous. If the salary level is similar, the small towns will naturally be more expensive. Why do you have a small number of people?
The more popular the movie, the longer it takes. The theater chains of this era are a bit like the projection teams of the Celestial Dynasty. Anyway, it will be played one station after another. When the old beauty is almost done, theater operators in other countries will start to take advantage of it.
Anyway, you are already like this, everyone knows what the market is like, and you can promote it if you get a good share ratio. Hollywood movies are still very attractive.
These full-time buyers will naturally not give up on this movie. Although the other places may not be popular, the medium and high standards are still guaranteed.
At this time, the giants of Hollywood are really starting to hurt their eggs. Do you think you have a distribution channel? I don't know why!
Domestic theaters are easy to say, but the giants will never be able to cover the sky with one hand. After all, theater operators have their own considerations. If William White makes another film, they will definitely be cautious.
If they chose 10% of the box office share this time, they would probably wake up laughing, but they were so obsessed that they chose to book the show.
Although he also earned a lot of dollars, he definitely didn't get the share directly. However, they also found a good way. It is indeed feasible to guarantee the bottom line, and their income can be guaranteed anyway.
They are now very sure that many small companies may take this approach, and they can also get rid of the exploitation of several giants.
At the beginning, they promised 10% to 50% on the first day. They were just timid. This group of guys are gearing up and planning to make another ruthless fortune.
Some people are optimistic, while others are pessimistic. They think that William White got lucky. This style of film is easy to imitate, and the next one may not be popular.
Although they also admit that their marketing is amazing. Let alone these people, it is said that Harvard Business School is planning to compile teaching materials.
Their professors believed that William White shouldn't have gone to Southern University to study at all, he should have come to Harvard to study. This kind of marketing plan can be called a legend like a textbook, and it directly subverts people's inertial thinking.
This kind of success is not shit luck at all, on the contrary, he can definitely sell shit for sky-high prices. This is basically a natural marketing master. Wouldn't it be a waste for you to let such a person make a movie? It is better to teach and educate people.
After getting this kind of affirmation, William White felt a little bit pained. If I become a teacher, you are sure those little fat sheep will still have a way to survive.
Self-stealing is not acceptable. This is a sin that cannot be cleared up in the United States. Students can do whatever they want, but teachers absolutely cannot.
Well, his education is at most a teaching assistant, and it is temporary, but a teaching assistant is also a kind of teacher, and you still need to control your crotch.
William White estimated that he would persist for three days at most, and then he would be fully fired. The final outcome may be very bad, and it is impossible not to sit through the prison.
He can only thank the professors at Harvard, insisting that he is not virtuous enough and absolutely not suitable for this great job.
This kind of reply is absolutely disgusting. Thinking of the audacity of this guy, everyone finds it funny. It is estimated that Harvard professors don’t read the entertainment version. If this guy becomes a teacher, the students’ parents will have a headache.
It seems that people have self-knowledge and directly say that their virtues are not enough. The meaning in these words is too straightforward.
Dude really can't stand it! Your temptation is too strong, buddies really don't want to sit through the prison!