Fortune Teller Master

When gods gather, lightning will strike and the earth will move. Immortals! Which of the numerous way to immortality should one follow? Immortals are hard to seek, but why should immortals hide? Heaven has no mercy, but humans have emotions, and these emotions hinder the road to longevity! Train the inner self to stay calm, train the external body to be resistant, then cross the three continents and four seas alone, and fight valiantly with demons and devils! With the heavenly baton in hand, raid the devils and demons without any resistance! Take one step to cross nine stars and chase the sword in the dreams! Traverse a thousand li of river and mountains in a single day! The exceptional beings do not mix with the ordinary! Within the universe, where can one find an obstacle! Moving like a dragon, with talent like a phoenix! The heavenly Daos and stars will guide one’s way!

As a cultivation genius who has achieved a new realm every two years since he was a year old, Wang Ling is a near-invincible existence with prowess far beyond his control. But now that he’s sixteen, he faces his greatest battle yet – Senior High School. With one challenge after another popping up, his plans for a low-key high school life seem further and further away… Wang Ling: I just want to eat my crispy noodle snacks in peace… Father Wang: If you’re careless enough to destroy the country, it’s coming out of your pocket money. Wang Ling: It’s not my fault that the backlash from punching me kills you.

Qin Ran just wanted to cultivate immortality, refine pills, and live a carefree life as an immortal world slacker. But a genius female disciple just had to get clingy, insisting that he take her as a disciple. Not only that, she was always making advances on him, thoroughly disrupting his peaceful slacker life…

500 years ago, Chen Xi was devoured by a crack in the void and was transported into a cultivation world. 500 years later, he returned back to Earth after enduring through several hardships and discovered that only 5 years had gone by. … In the courtyard, beauty at the side, a candle flame wavering. A gush of clear wind, half a full moon, the peach tree remains unchanging. … Wait, whose kid is this?! Why is she calling me papa? Gazing at the little girl in front of him with skin as pale as jade, Chen Xi froze. … Returning home from cultivation, starting as a stay-at-home dad. In this life, not fighting to be a king nor claiming to be a tyrant, only praying to peacefully be a wife-pampering mad devil and a child-protecting daddy!

Yu Jinli was a koi fish who had practiced for a thousand years. (Translator’s note: The two Chinese characters “Jin Li” in the name sounds similar to the two Chinese characters for koi fish. ‘Jinli’ is now a symbol of luck in internet slang.) He had taken the shape of a human being recently with the ability to predict fortune and change luck. He was supposed to be a popular Mr. Lucky but who could have thought that… “Sir, your forehead is covered by gloomy air. I’m afraid there is a looming threat of fatal disaster waiting for you…” Yu Jinli said with all seriousness. All of a sudden, a big flower pot descended from above and hit that man directly on the head. “Buddy, the top of your head is green. I’m afraid that…” Before Yu Jinli finished, the young man opposite him received a call and headed to a hotel nearby to catch his girlfriend in the act of adultery. “Brother, you…” Everyone cried: Lord General, please take good care of your wife and don’t let him throw curses around… TAT Yu Jinli felt frustrated: Obviously, I’m warning them with a good intention. The nationally acknowledged most perfect man, the young general: Dear, don’t get upset because of those shortsighted men. Come home with me and I’ll make you chestnuts roasted with brown sugar. (Translator’s note: The Chinese character for chestnut is the same as the Chinese character “Li” in “Yu Jinli”) Those “shortsighted” men: …

As the world falls, who will save the heavens from tilting? Demons and evil spirits arise between heaven and earth, and the Taoist Master stands firm and masculine. I am Yi Chen, with the Taoist name Yi Cheng Zi. At eighteen years old, I fear violent evil spirits and like to make money. With a heavy heart and ruthless hands, I traverse into a strange world where demons and evil spirits exist, becoming the eldest disciple of the Hidden Dragon Observatory. Before my master’s death, he admonished me to adhere to the path of benevolence and righteousness, to take good care of my juniors, to which I agreed. However, my understanding of the path of benevolence and righteousness differs slightly from my master’s. What is benevolence? To split evil people and ghosts in half is to be benevolent. What is righteousness? To smash the heads of evil people and ghosts into their chests, achieving righteousness. After my master’s death, with the help of my golden finger and being unable to awaken my ‘spirituality’ for cultivation, I embarked on an unconventional path of cultivation. Facing the wolves that emerged eager after my master’s death, I struck hard, comprehending the true essence of righteousness. Against the evil spirits blocking my way, I used the iron fist of love to transform them. I slay demons, exorcise evil spirits, and test swords with various spiritual cultivators, experiencing the world’s landscapes. When I reached the peak and looked around, I was shocked to find that demons were just minor troubles; this world is falling… A thousand-year plan, an eternal mystery, slowly unfolds. The bizarre, undying force has arrived. Seeing this, Yi Chen laughed; even evil dogs passing by his Taoist observatory had to take a slap, and yet someone dared to disrespect him? With one foot, Daoist Yi soared to the skies! The onlookers exclaimed, “Master, stop fighting. The Heavenly Path is almost destroyed.”

She woke up from her sleep to the divorce papers that the original owner’s husband tossed at her. Shu Yan picked up the document and took a look. She gets the house and the savings, but not the car. Oh! And her son and daughter. She had been a single woman in her 30’s in her previous life, and now she’s a mother? How exciting is that? She searched her memories. Two million dollars in savings. How much is two million dollars in the 90s? What’s a husband? The other woman can have him. I’m taking the money and my instant son and daughter to go and enjoy ourselves!

Past life, her spirit root was dug out from her body. She had wholeheartedly dedicated herself to the just path, but she was sentenced as an evil demonic cultivator. Returning back to her juvenile years, she turns the tide. Against natural order, she had been reborn. Those who had deceived and humiliated her, she would return it to them a hundredfold with additional thanks. Studying her own blood vessels, she recasts the best quality spirit roots. She destroys those rascal clansmen and returned home with glory! The rules of the world do not hold her down; this time around she kills through the righteous path. He is the universally admired spirit emperor, high above others, cold, proud and aloof. But every night he sneaks into her room and takes liberties. “Little runt, won’t you think it over?” “Do I have a choice?” “You can choose from giving birth once or giving birth twice.” “Why must I?!” “Because you stole my heart.”

Being reincarnated in a cultivation world, Han Jue realizes that he can live his life like a video game. He can reroll his cultivation potential and connate providence. So, he spends 11 years rerolling for a good one… [Unparalleled: Immortal beauty, top-notch charm] [Destined Sword Fanatic: Top-notch Sword Dao aptitude, top-notch Sword Dao comprehension] [Unparalleled Movement Technique: Top-notch movement technique aptitude] [Descendant of the Immortal Emperor: You will receive an unparalleled cultivation technique and 1,000 superior-grade spirit stones] In pursuit of longevity, Han Jue decides to cultivate in a low-profile manner. A thousand years later, generations of cultivators have become history. That is when the Immortal Realm decides to clean up the mortal world. So, Han Jue finally has no choice but to take action. Then he realizes, deities and gods aren’t that powerful after all!

In the parallel world Yang An transmigrated to, Yang An was surprised to find none of the variety shows he was familiar with: “Extreme Challenge”, “Where is Dad”, “Happy Comedy”, “I am a Singer”, “We all love to laugh”, “Running Brothers”… None of them! Yang An smiled: “I want to be the king of variety entertainment! I want to be a big star!”… Committed to funny and positive energy transmission, the national male god will take responsibility to promote traditional culture and be a bloody man!

[The Fourth Disaster + No CP Group Portrait] On the game forum, a group of old netizens were ready to fight and angrily criticized the open world MMORPG Xiuxianji "Shizhouji" that claimed to beat the three factories for several days. But when they opened the server, they found that the three factories were really a little brother compared to it! The magnificent alien world, the ten continents in the sea, the three islands overseas, and the map that was so grand that it made people dizzy. The magnificent fairy myth, the gods, ghosts, monsters, monsters... There is also a world-class Xiuxian sect built from scratch with the efforts of countless players! * "Master, why is our sect known as the world's number one Xiuxian sect?" "Maybe because... there are too many people?" Fang Xianyu, who restarted the second round, looked at the group of leeks (crossed out) players with good self-PUA ability with a kind face, and was satisfied and decided to lead the players to start killing in the Xiuxian world. The newbie looked at the real-time online number of people - 5 million, and scratched his head in confusion. You call an organization of at least 5 million people a "Xianxian Sect"?

The granddaughter of the Feng Family is a frail, timid, dumb, almighty waste. She was humiliated and retired by her fiancé; and frame to death by her cousins. She Feng Xi the top killer of the 21st century, died under the siege of the secret agents of the Eighteen Nations, and once passed through and became the waste lady of the Eastern Continent. Waste? Then she will show them what is really called tr*sh. Almighty Seven Series? Then she has a unique existence against the sky. Let’s see how she went from a waste to a genius and set foot on the pinnacle of this world!