How Can One Become An Immortal If One Is So Lazy?

"Father, are you looking for me?" Xiao Yan stood at the door of the reception hall and looked at his father. Xiao Zhan was about to speak, but Nalan Yanran suddenly stood up from her seat and looked at Xiao Yan in astonishment. "You...you are Xiao Yan?!" "Who are you?" Xiao Yan looked at this familiar girl, pinched his chin and thought for a moment, and then pointed at her with sudden realization. "Little foodie!!!" "Who is little foodie?!" Hearing Xiao Yan's address to her, Nalan Yanran's face instantly turned red, full of shame and anger. And this scene, whether in the reception hall or outside the reception hall, everyone was dumbfounded. Look at this look...these two young people know each other? Just when everyone was in doubt, the blush on Nalan Yanran's face subsided, her face became extremely serious, turned to look at Xiao Zhan, clasped her hands and said firmly. "Uncle! Yanran came here today for only one purpose!" Hearing Nalan Yanran speak, Ge Ye immediately reacted and waved to the servants, ready to present the elixir prepared in advance for apology, and was also ready to speak to save the situation at any time. But Nalan Yanran's next words made him suddenly stunned. "I hope to marry into the Xiao family immediately! Right now!" ? ? ? At this moment, the entire reception hall was silent, and Ge Ye's face was full of question marks, looking at Nalan Yanran in a daze. Young master? Aren't we here to cancel the engagement? How did it become a marriage? ? ?

[Vest flow, semi-invincible, Conan colleagues] Interview with the protagonist: Q1: What is your secret to becoming the ace shark player of the Black Organization? Jiang Xia: “Take Conan to the target’s house for a walk.” . Q2: What’s your secret to retrieving the treasures stolen by Kidd many times? Jiang Xia: “His accomplice is my vest.” . An interview with the detectives of Kexue World: Q1: How do you view Jiangxia? Detectives: “Except for solving the case too quickly + being unable to hold people back, there are no other shortcomings.” . Q2: As a high school detective, why not join forces with Jiang Xia to fight against the Black Organization? Detectives (hurriedly wave their hands): “No no no, can’t tell him that the darkness of the world is too heavy for him.”

[The Fourth Disaster + No CP Group Portrait] On the game forum, a group of old netizens were ready to fight and angrily criticized the open world MMORPG Xiuxianji "Shizhouji" that claimed to beat the three factories for several days. But when they opened the server, they found that the three factories were really a little brother compared to it! The magnificent alien world, the ten continents in the sea, the three islands overseas, and the map that was so grand that it made people dizzy. The magnificent fairy myth, the gods, ghosts, monsters, monsters... There is also a world-class Xiuxian sect built from scratch with the efforts of countless players! * "Master, why is our sect known as the world's number one Xiuxian sect?" "Maybe because... there are too many people?" Fang Xianyu, who restarted the second round, looked at the group of leeks (crossed out) players with good self-PUA ability with a kind face, and was satisfied and decided to lead the players to start killing in the Xiuxian world. The newbie looked at the real-time online number of people - 5 million, and scratched his head in confusion. You call an organization of at least 5 million people a "Xianxian Sect"?

"Dad! Run! Mom is catching up!" "Running as fast as I can!" "Stop right there, you two! I told you not to fight in the house! My favorite vase! Blade One Yang!" "Ahhhhhhh!" X2 Jin: Brother Kaido, Big Sister Lily and Miss Yamato are fighting again. Quinn: It seems that Brother was training Miss Yamato and broke Big Sister's favorite vase. Everyone: That's no wonder (covering face) (The author was disgusted by the clowns in Wano Country in One Piece, and opened this book because he likes the character Kaido. This is a newcomer's work. If there is anything wrong, I hope you can point it out.)

Yang Ming traveled to the world of Douluo and got a terrible lottery draw system. If he shouted out classic lines of characters in movies, TV dramas, novels, anime, and games, he could randomly obtain one of his abilities/items and even summon the character to appear! “Thirty years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don’t bully the young and poor!” Congratulations to the host for speaking the classic lines of Xiao Yan and gaining the heart of Qinglian! “Do you want to dance too?” Congratulations to the host for speaking the classic lines of Uchiha Spot and gaining reincarnation eyes! “Be my son!” Congratulations to the host for uttering the classic lines of White Beard and getting the shocking fruit! The stalk is always cool, the stalk is always cool As long as I build the stems fast enough, no one can surpass me!

In the island country, Tokyo Metropolitan Area, the classroom of Class B of Toyonosaki Private High School’s second-year group, as usual, ushered in the roar of students. “My lord priest, my lord priest, let’s explore the campus strange talk together!” “what!!!”

After a deadly car accident, Xia Fukun finds himself transported to a mystical world with monsters, cultivators… and a gorgeous woman. It’s a dangerous world, but fortunately, he’s blessed with a cheat that can create special beasts to help him deal with his enemies and even take on the prestigious background of his crush. Watch Xia Fukun go on a thrilling yet silly adventure with his beasts! Warning! Be prepared to laugh till you cry and moved to tears!

In my last life, I joined Xuantian Sect and became Su Qingyue's disciple. I was framed by my fellow senior sister Liu Ruyan, and my master Su Qingyue abolished my cultivation and expelled me from the sect. In the end, I died tragically at the hands of Tang Shang, the son of destiny. It was a very miserable death! Now that I have lived a new life, I choose to worship the female devil Duanmu Fei as my master and draw a clear line with my master in my previous life! But my master Su Qingyue in my previous life was not happy! Su Qingyue, you have already harmed me for a lifetime, why do you want to harm me for another lifetime? Now that I have lived a new life, I will give Tang Shang a clan extermination package at the beginning! Liu Ruyan, you owed me in your previous life, I will settle this account! My "Complete Works of Ruyan" has been published, Emperor Ruyan, are you panicking?

Xu Sheng traveled to a world of immortal cultivation, carrying the Plants vs. Zombies system. Here, sunflowers can produce spiritual energy, and honeysuckle can produce spiritual stones. Even a common pea shooter can penetrate a thick wall with one shot. ! In the endless survival mode, Xu Sheng can also open jars every day to obtain zombies that he can control. Roadblock zombies, barrel zombies, rugby zombies, giant zombies... In this way, Xu Sheng and his entire family began to farm in the heavens and the worlds. Whoever dares to stop him from farming, he will drown the other party with plants and corpses! [Family immortal cultivation, farming, cultivation, decisive killing]

Taking advantage of the fact that Master, several uncles and fairies are in seclusion, I wrote a biography about these people. Each book costs one hundred spiritual stones. Hey, hey, hey, don't leave. The price can be negotiated. Come back. Do you know who my master is? Xiyang! ! ! My uncle is..., hey, hey, hey, don't grab it, you guys, I... I have increased the price, two hundred spirit stones per book, no, five hundred!

One will to create oceans. One will to summon the mulberry fields. One will to slaughter countless devils. One will to eradicate innumerable immortals. Only my will… is eternal. A Will Eternal tells the tale of Bai Xiaochun, an endearing but exasperating young man who is driven primarily by his fear of death and desire to live forever, but who deeply values friendship and family.

Starting from the submission of the comic "Edge Walker" which was "adapted from anime", Lin Qingshan embarked on the road of different world comics (wen), painting (chao) and family (public). And then—— "No! It's a cybermaniac! Call the Terrorist Mobile Team!" "Run! He is a comic book villain!" "Awesome! I'm starting to understand everything!" "No, who asked him to draw comics?" "Use Flame Fist on him quickly!" "Is he mentally ill? Are you planning the plot like this?" "The mental state is good! We are discharged from the hospital!" "You come in too!" "Hahaha! I'm done, Master Dao!" … "Edge Walker", "Chainsaw Man", "Fire Fist", "Attack on Titan", "The Strange One"... Lin Qingshan is out of control on the way to madness. At the same time, comic fans all agree that Lin Qingshan Qingshan is a mental patient!