I Just Want To Torture You To Death, Don't Force Me To Beat You To Death

Accidentally traveled to the Water Margin world where you can call upon the wind and rain, soar into the clouds, and scatter beans into soldiers. I wanted to find a big enemy to help me show off and fly, but who would have thought that by accident, I would become that big enemy. What should I do in the face of the three real village owners of Shuibo Liangshan, Wang Lun, who is jealous of talents, Chao Gai, who likes to fight, and Song Jiang, who is dedicated to recruiting people? As well as the complicated domestic and international situations during this period, what should I do? Waiting online, hurry! ! ! This book is the most serious Water Margin in history, and it is also the most reasonable Water Margin. Experienced people are welcome to review it! This book is also known as: "Travel to the Water Margin world where you are embarrassed to say hello to others even if you don't know any magic powers", "You who collect and vote to read this book are really the luckiest and happiest handsome guy in the world"...

My Beautiful Teacher tells the story of a university graduate Qin Chao who can’t seem to find a job and is in a downward spiral in his life. Then one night as he walks home from another failed job interview, a vase hits his head, making him get possessed by an old and powerful evil spirit sealed in that vase and following another incidents, inadvertently saved a mysterious university teacher Su Ji, thereby opening his path to cultivation, he also manages to get a job as a security guard at Guangyuan School. A series of adventures then took place as he deals with all kinds of supernatural beings.

The paramount existences among daemons are known as ‘Great Sages’. A young man leaves the mountain village and wanders the world, entering the legends step by step, becoming a part of mythology itself.

Qin Yun, fallen crown prince of Qin Empire. Inherits the martial legacy of nine sun world. The superb martial legacy in his arsenal, insane inscription techniques in his fingertips, surrounded by enemies and beauties abound. But Qin Yun is not satisfied, he wants to go beyond the nine suns into the great astral infinity, to become a GOD.

In the ancient times, there was a fierce god born in the great lake with a white lotus. He had a human body and a snake tail, wings on his back, four eyes on his face, red eyebrows and white hair. Qi was the emperor of the demon clan and Taiyi's best friend. He couldn't just watch them fall into danger, so he came out of Yunmeng Lake to save the world. Qi's career as a god, which began with the fierce beast's calamity and ended with being deified, reached its peak.

Master said, the woman I held in my hands, I must protect for the rest of my life Master said, it’s hard to cultivate as a Demon, and once you enter the Demon Dao, you should never look back. Master said, Heaven is a Circle and the Earth is a Square; that Circle represents (is) consummate perfection, and that Square represents (is) the edges and corners of one’s Heart, it’s a rebellion against Fate, a Disobedience to Heaven. My master is named Ning Fan, he’s not a person, he’s merely a Butterfly who has entered Demonhood. He was searching for someone. No one knew who he was searching for. No one knew how long he would search for…

After waking up, everyone in Lingshan ascended to heaven. Newcomer Wang Luo automatically replaced him as the next mountain master. Is this the price of being unsociable?

Taking up his father’s title, protecting Goddesses, an unusual path of cultivation. Xiao Family’s dandy Young Master Xiao Chen, degraded to trash of the clan, with his father missing and thrown out of the family. His fiancée became his mistress, and Xiao Chen has became his fiancée personal servant, what was most pitiful was that there weren’t any wages and he still had to pay rent! However…it doesn’t matter, there is spring for unlucky teenagers… For whom did he become an amazing cultivator for?

When Gu An, a servant, was young, he accidentally broke a jar of spiritual flowers. When he was panicked, he found that he had taken away twelve years of life! A road to immortality was laid out in front of Gu An! In order to cultivate immortality safely, Gu An chose to become a chores disciple of Taixuan Sect, planting herbs every day to take away the life of herbs for cultivation. Through the evolution of life, his basic skills continued to evolve, and he deduced from the basic method to the supernatural power! The eras changed, the stars moved, and the world changed. The legend of immortals gradually appeared in the world. Gu An, known as the immortal, spent half of his life to help his cultivation surpass the limit of the immortal way, achieve the realm of the saint, and surpass the heavenly way. However, one day, an old man in white clothes with an immortal style came to visit Gu An. "I am the Xuanqing Star Lord in the sky. Emperor Taihao heard that you have done many good deeds in the world and saved many sentient beings. You have great merits. I was sent to the lower world to summon you to join the immortal class and take up the position of the Divine Horse Heavenly Official." "May I ask what the position of the Divine Horse Heavenly Official is?" "There are divine horses in the heavens that can cross the sky and earth and escape into yin and yang. The Divine Horse Heavenly Official is responsible for taking care of and feeding these divine horses." Hmm? Raising horses?

Five hundred years after the great catastrophe of the Conferred Gods, Wen Rui, the son of Wen Zhong, thought the time was ripe, and the Jiejiao revival plan was launched! Why did the Western religion, which was reaping the benefits, rise so fast with a monkey and the 81 tribulations it directed and acted. Why did the Jiejiao, which had a deep understanding of the way of heaven, taught everyone, and took a ray of hope for all things, die out? However, there were two small problems that bothered Wen Rui. First, his fellow disciples of the Jiejiao in the human world were only the Wudang Holy Mother, who was aliased as the Mother of Mount Li, and the five immortal sisters under the Holy Mother, and the five hundred demon sisters who were included after the catastrophe. Second, his qualifications for cultivating immortals were a hundred million points poor, to put it bluntly, just like Jiang Ziya, he had no destiny or fate to become an immortal. Facing the gods and Buddhas in the heavens and Lingshan, how could a mere mortal turn the tables on the Tiangang and turn the tide? Otherwise, let's start with training the sisters. …… This is a new work by a 3 million-word masterpiece author, the quality is guaranteed, it is as relaxed, humorous and imaginative as ever, please feel free to enjoy it.

Su Jie, who can travel between Blue Star and the world of immortal cultivation, found that cultivating immortality is too difficult. Magical elixirs, magical instruments, blessed places, wisdom and enlightenment, all of which are mountains on the road to immortality. Until Su Jie discovered that the magic cultivators used killing people to refine corpses, extracting souls to refine evil spirits, and used fear as cultivation resources. Soul-calling banners require soul sacrifices? Learn from the farms that slaughter tens of millions of pigs a year. Cultivating evil spirits requires human fear? Haunted houses, horror movies, horror games are all put together... Magic skills require blood to practice? America on the other side of the sea is the world's largest black market blood transfusion station... ...... Many years later. "How many people have you killed, you evil demon, and you still have the face to say that you are a good person? Bah, today I will enforce justice on behalf of heaven." The most beautiful woman in the Tianyuan world raised her eyebrows, staring at the terrifying demon in front of her, who was entangled with wronged souls, with thousands of ghosts walking at night on the soul-calling banner, and located in the white bone palace, and asked a soul question. The demon slowly stood up and pulled out a business card with the words "China's annual philanthropist/founder of the world's largest chain of haunted houses/owner of the largest livestock slaughtering company on Blue Star/emerging giant in the film and television industry." "Look, I'm really not an evil demon, okay? Who would still use such a low-level method as killing people to cultivate magic now?"

An Immortal does not differentiate between good and evil, nor do they care about the distinction between black and white. They do not ask what is right or wrong, and consider all living things as dogs. In spite of everything, Immortals pursue the Dao with bitter resolve. Any being who disturbs my Dao, good or evil, will be forced to meet their karma, reduced to nothing more than ashes.