Your Majesty, Please Stop Messing Around.

Mu Wushuang, a top secret agent of the twenty-first century with divine medical skills. Bringing people back from the dead with one hand, while killing criminals with the other. If she wanted someone dead at midnight, that person would not live past dawn, winning her the nickname “Lady Hades”. She passed through space and time and was transmigrated into the Hou Manor’s Third Young Miss, an ugly woman known far and wide to be a useless piece of tr*sh. Who could have known? When those glacial eyes open, all beasts submit, shaking up Heaven and earth. She’s an one-of-a-kind summoner with heaven defying abilities, and a super prodigy among elixir cultivators. She contracts divine beasts, tramples over evil scums and dregs of society, stopping buddha if she encounters one, killing gods if they hinder her! But who is going to tell her that the Imperial Uncle that she had accidentally become entangled with will be so hard to shake off? A certain prince: “The Royal Lady is as beautiful as a goddess. All of you better watch her closely, and anyone who tries to hit on her shall be killed without exception!” “My Lord, are you blind? Don’t you realize that it will be the Lady trying to hit on others instead!” The secret guard cried in silent anguish in his heart, his gaze fixed upon the pudgy and rotund Royal Lady.

After graduating, Su Jing was met with rejection everywhere he went. Discouraged, he returned home to adjust his mood. He then discovered that his own backyard had become the Galactic Garbage Station. Every day, lots of tr*sh would suddenly appear – some were from Tomb of God, Battle Through the Heavens, Coiling Dragon, One Piece, Naruto, Bleach, X-Men, Captain America, Iron Man, and even from the Marvel Universe. As the owner of the garbage station, Su Jing had the duty to process all these tr*sh. In the beginning, he thought it would be a hard and unprofitable task. Afterwards, he discovered that this was actually the most beautiful and cushy job of his entire life.

Zhu Zhankan traveled to the Ming Dynasty and became the sixth son of the crown prince Zhu Gaochi. A task system was bound. He wanted to guide the Ming Dynasty to the steam cyber with the help of the system. Become a saint who will be famous for thousands of years. Unexpectedly—— [Ding! ] [Congratulations on obtaining the skill - rejuvenation guidance technique] Cultivation skills? What kind of industrial revolution is that! So far, the Ming Dynasty has lost a future industrial saint and gained an old man who cultivates immortality. Expedition to Mobei, salt and iron commercial taxes, the spirit of national destiny, and the demise of the island country. Step by step, the Ming Dynasty has built a unique immortal dynasty road since the Yongle Dynasty! ... Many years later. The path of cultivation is perfect and the martial arts are everywhere! Zhu Di: "Shenjiying! Target 30,000 feet, set up the beast core cannon! Fire!" Zhu Gaochi: "Son, look at the latest elixir? It's not me who wants it, it's your mother who needs it..." Zhu Gaoxu: "Nephew, when will you let your second uncle go back to cultivate immortality? The sand west of Mobei is too unpalatable." In response, Zhu Zhankan said: I am just a cultivator out of interest! ...

Yu Jinli was a koi fish who had practiced for a thousand years. (Translator’s note: The two Chinese characters “Jin Li” in the name sounds similar to the two Chinese characters for koi fish. ‘Jinli’ is now a symbol of luck in internet slang.) He had taken the shape of a human being recently with the ability to predict fortune and change luck. He was supposed to be a popular Mr. Lucky but who could have thought that… “Sir, your forehead is covered by gloomy air. I’m afraid there is a looming threat of fatal disaster waiting for you…” Yu Jinli said with all seriousness. All of a sudden, a big flower pot descended from above and hit that man directly on the head. “Buddy, the top of your head is green. I’m afraid that…” Before Yu Jinli finished, the young man opposite him received a call and headed to a hotel nearby to catch his girlfriend in the act of adultery. “Brother, you…” Everyone cried: Lord General, please take good care of your wife and don’t let him throw curses around… TAT Yu Jinli felt frustrated: Obviously, I’m warning them with a good intention. The nationally acknowledged most perfect man, the young general: Dear, don’t get upset because of those shortsighted men. Come home with me and I’ll make you chestnuts roasted with brown sugar. (Translator’s note: The Chinese character for chestnut is the same as the Chinese character “Li” in “Yu Jinli”) Those “shortsighted” men: …

A serious accident caused the protagonist’s brain to have an unusual mutation. This changed the brain development that it opened the door to a mysterious universe. Not only he obtained a ‘god-like’ powerful telekinetic control and mental perception, he also had an abnormal analysis and memory capability comparable to super computer. Having such super brain, his rough life began. Brain development progress 10%…….20%……50%….80%…. …100%

In troubled times, those who are rebels want to be emperors, and those who are emperors want to rule the world. This world is not very stable either. Those who are disciples want to be the leader, and those who are the leader want to be the leader of the martial arts alliance. In a small mountain village in Nanzhou of the Jokhang Dynasty, Li Beifeng's biggest ideal in his life was to inherit his father's mantle and become an outstanding doctor who was respected by people and renowned throughout the country. Until one day, he accidentally saved a seriously injured female martial arts leader... ————A non-martial arts, casual and serious story with a historical emphasis (easy to watch, don’t take it too seriously)

The genius pharmacist transmigrated into a pitiful farm girl’s body. Ignored by her own father, abused by her stepmother, and bullied by her stepbrothers. Her “twin” brother was given to distant relative and she went as the “extra” to live under someone else’s roof. Luckily she possessed mad apothecary skills. Collecting herbs, plowing herb fields, formulating medicines and treating the ills, she refused to live an ordinary life as she slowly uncovered the truth of her real identify. Inadvertently, she saved a dashing man who was in reality a big, bad wolf hiding under the skin of an innocent little puppy. He pulled out all his tricks: I have no other means to return your favor of saving my life. What say I repay you by marrying you?

A secret service agent traverses through another dimension and ends up transmigrating into the body of a peasant girl in Ancient China. One day, a rat pops out of her portable dimension claiming that there were eleven other supreme beings just as powerful as it is. The impoverished, hungry and dizzy Li Bailian (White Lotus on a Plum Branch) knew that her fortune had finally changed for the better! The small peasant girl’s name is Li Bailian, a girl who possesses a gentle-looking exterior but is actually tough as nails on the inside (IDIOM). Everyone in the village says that the five girls of the Li family are the most pitiful and are mistreated all day long. The outrageous grandfather, grandmother, younger and eldest uncle can’t control this overbearing little girl, so they conspire to sell her and her family into s*avery. Neighboring countries discovered that the great Han Kingdom have started to experience numerous, ominous disasters: Somewhere, on the eve before the earthquake, rats suddenly flooded the streets and ran rampant (IDIOM), only to bite those who were staying in their houses! Later, when the earthquake collapsed the homes, the commoners proclaimed that the Rat Immortal had descended! Locusts were wreaking widespread havoc in the countryside, leaving the commoners in a panic. Out of nowhere, a flock of chickens appeared and the locusts suddenly were on the verge of extinction…. A nearby country had no food left in their granaries and plotted to steal supplies from the great Han Kingdom. Suddenly, the enemy army’s leading general was bitten to death by a snake that seemed to have popped out of thin air! Li Bailian was framed by others while she was unconscious. When she awoke, the Old Emperor and his wife were preparing to run, his pale, disheveled appearance was that of one who had seen great upheaval. “Daughter-in-Law, you’re awake? One of my sons has rebelled, Hua’ er thought you were going to die so he left without a second thought. I’ve thrown off our pursuers, let’s quickly escape!” “What’s that on your clothes?” Bailian asked, seeing the dragon on the Old Emperor’s robe. “Ah, daughter-in-law this design is just meant to fool people, there isn’t really…” And before the last of the Emperor’s words could be sounded out, a lustrous, silvery dragon hurtled out, lightning flashing and thunder roaring, suddenly flying towards the enemy troops…

To sum up in a sentence, transmigrating to different worlds to wash slag men white every day, the goal is to become a good man! Note: slag men refer to men who play with women’s hearts aka scum and washing white means to come clean, fix up your life.

Humans are the spirit of all living beings, Gu* are the essence of heaven and earth. With his three views* unrighteous, a demon is reborn. Former days are but an old dream, an identical name is made anew. The story of a time traveler who keeps on being reborn. A unique world that nurtures, refines, and uses Gu. Spring Autumn Cicada, Moonlight Gu, Liquor Worm, Great Qi Golden Light Worm, Slender Black Hair Gu, Hope Gu… And a great demon of the world that acts as his heart pleases! A story of a villain, Fang Yuan who was reborn 500 years into the past with the Spring Autumn Cicada he painstakingly refined. With his profound wisdom, battle and life experiences, he seeks to overcome his foes with skill and wit! Ruthless and amoral, he has no need to hold back as he pursues his ultimate goals. In a world of cruelty where one cultivates using Gu – magical creatures of the world – Fang Yuan must rise up above all with his own power. Note : Gu are legendary venomous insects, often used in black magic practices. They can take on the form of several insects, usually snakes, crickets, worms, etc. Three views = one’s world view, values of worth and philosophy on life.

There are three treasures in the imperial city: Me, my husband and my mother-in-law. Su Guifei¹ was favoured and envied by countless Imperial consorts in the harem. Chen Wang² grew up with His Majesty showing favouritism to him. However, anyone, who was more or less educated, would sigh with regret and say that this pair of mother and son were sure to come to a bad end in the future. Ming JiuZhu, who was about to marry Chen Wang: Really? I don’t believe it. Chen Wang in JiuZhu’s eyes: a beautiful and kindhearted little fairy boy vs. Chen Wang in the eyes of others: His Majesty’s and his favoured consort’s hedonistic son. JiuZhu often wondered why people always gazed at her and Chen Wang with a ‘you are doomed one way or another’ look. Could this be the ugly side of jealousy? Aiyah, the hearts of these people are so dirty. ————– ¹ Guifei – Noble Consort ² Wang – Title given to adult sons of the Emperor.

When people are poor, they breathe wrong. Ding, congratulations to the host, you will get a certain amount of money every time you breathe. Ding, you get a spicy consumption card when you eat a crayfish with explosive taste. Ding, your sleep quality is very high today. Gain energy + 20% of your daily buff. Different Shenhao system, everything in life will bring surprises. Coach, I want to learn to race!