My Summons Are Weird

My Summons Are Weird

我的召唤物很奇怪

Author:Nuo Mi Zi Hai Bao(糯米滋海豹)
Genres: Fantasy
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"Why are the things you summon always so strange, can't they be a little more normal?"

Lu Yu looked helplessly at the guy in front of him waving his tentacles all over his body.

"Who made me see you every day when I look up..."
Genres: Fantasy

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