This Forward Is Not Serious

This Forward Is Not Serious

这个前锋不正经

Author:Rou Mo Da Qie Zi(肉末大茄子)
Genres: Sports
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“Lin stood at the top of the arc, and he looked like he was going to pass the ball again.”

“He didn’t pass! He shot! This is an open opportunity! But the shooting angle is a bit off!”

“Wait, he is not shooting, he is passing the ball!”

“Nice pass! But why can’t he smile?”

“I heard that no one has ever seen him smile, and some people say that he is Tim Duncan’s half-brother.”

“Wait, you see him smiling! Oh my God, he was smiling at Tim Duncan!”

——Excerpted from “My Memoirs of Illegal NBA”, also known as “This Forward Is Illegal.”
Genres: Sports

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