My Funny Consort

When Xue Tingxiang, a great traitor, returned to his youth, Xue’s family was still destitute. His family was beaten to death for a place to study. The woman was still her own child bride. In this life, he decided to change his way of life. The first task was to treat her well, and then gave birth to a few more kids. Zhao’er was a child bride of the Xue family. She knew that she would marry the little man and have s*x with him when he was old enough. However, the little man had always disliked her and hated her. However, just overnight, the little man suddenly changed a lot, not only was kind to her, but also always kissed and hugged her, this, this… #The way to raise wife for the treacherous First Grand Secretary# Who raised who? How ashamed!

She was a 21st century’s forensic doctor. With her medical expertise, she uses her scalpels to save life and investigate the dead. Unfortunately, she transmigrated to the body of the unfavourable first daughter of Liu residence. At first sight, he looks handsome and charming; with his crotch erected underneath his half-naked body. She smiled and asked, “Have you been drugged, sir? A cure? One treatment costs two hundred taels.” He frowned dangerously as if to judge whether is she worth for him to give his body to her willingly. She quickly used her silver needles on seven acupuncture points and teasingly stared at his crotch. “Look, you calmed down immediately, aren’t I good?” The moment she finished her words, his member grew larger again. She got pinned down by this wretched prince, “I’ll give you four hundred taels, change another treatment method.” “F***!” She got unlucky, and that was how her son Liu XiaoLi got into her stomach. …… On a fateful day, Liu XiaoLi was refining his medicine-making skill. The little punk walked towards his mom……

She had been reborn into a poor family with a pile of radishes underneath. If she wasn’t strong enough, how could she have supported this family?

When she opened her eyes, she became the well-known ugly woman in the village and there was a soft little bun in front of her plus an instant hunter husband. Lin Xiaoye felt pressured, but with a silver needle in hand, she started treating illnesses and saving people to earn a fortune, kissing her husband, abusing scums, raising a bun, planting crops and living a good life. Wait, what? Her husband is a god of war? And an outstanding founding minister? The emperor even begged him? How dare he hide this from her? Scram and sleep in the hall!

No matter male or female, the members of the Hua clan had been loyal for generations, placing the utmost importance on protecting their nation. The monarch and his subjects were in harmony, sharing all kinds of emotions, all due to the ties of comradeship in their hearts. Once the weather cooled, would the favored crown prince fall from power? No. Once the weather warmed, would the loyal and brave marquess estate be disposed of after its use? No.

To sum up in a sentence, transmigrating to different worlds to wash slag men white every day, the goal is to become a good man! Note: slag men refer to men who play with women’s hearts aka scum and washing white means to come clean, fix up your life.

Ji Changze’s mission is to guard people who will have their lives ruined by various types of scum. Then, he transmigrated as these scums. –A pampered youngest son from the 80s. –The babied genius who keeps squeezing his parents care. –Phoenix man with a high education who prefers to be lazy. –Unfilial child who refuse to acknowledge his parents because he considers them a burden to himself. After Ji Changze came through. –The unmotivated lazy hearted youngest son turned out to be the richest man in the area. –The giant baby turned out to put all his energy into research. –The useless phoenix man turned the tides when his wife’s family almost came to bankruptcy. –The ungrateful son returned to his hometown to find a famous doctor for his parents.

As a qualified concubine, Chu San has always adhered to the principle of not fighting or grabbing, and keeping one’s own position. When the time is right, he can fly into the sky and stand on his own. Unexpectedly, one day his father went out to drink a wedding wine, and while drinking, he actually drank the bride back! Dad said: “This is the eldest daughter of a decent son, it’s cheaper for you.” Reason: The groom ran away with his sister-in-law, who happened to be his fiancée, and the bride had nowhere to marry, so she simply carried him into his house and became his wife! The concubine of the declining prefecture married a concubine of the Gaomen. The aunt, who originally looked at him as pleasing to the eye, immediately saw that he was not pleasing to the eye! I usually don’t bother to pay attention to his brother and sister-in-law, but also come to look for trouble! Brother concubine comes to the door every day to say sour words! Chu San’s dormant life instantly jumped, and he could no longer engage in treason secretly with others! Chu San rolled his eyes: “It can really cause trouble, I don’t want you!” Daughter-in-law: “Hehe, this girl won’t post it upside down. But before you leave, I will cover you.” He used to lie dormant and forbearance, but since getting married, all the ghosts, ghosts, gods, and daughters-in-law have rushed forward to stand in the way. When he became famous, she said: “It’s time to return to the bridge and the road to return.” Chu San: “I seem to be used to the days when I have a daughter-in-law…” She yawned: “Don’t do it!” Chu San: “Then I will cover you.”

She transmigrates into a very poor village countrywoman who has a hungry little bun. Zhao Yun’er suddenly feels a lot of pressure on her. Fortunately, she is capable. Outrageous relatives at the door? Scram. Her days begin to flourish by relying on knowledge from the 21st century. But the little bun begins to shout all day long, “Mother, find me a father.” A wild man suddenly jumps out and wraps himself around her, while claiming to be the little bun’s father. The little bun: “My mother said that my father must first be tall and handsome!” A certain man: “This Shizi [heir to a noble title] is the world’s most handsome man!” The little bun: “My mother said that my father needs to have money!” A certain man: “This Shizi has plenty of fertile land, 100 million gold taels ……” The little bun turns around. “Mother, do you think that this one is suitable?”

After blowing up the car of her husband and his mistress. Gu Chunzhu, a business entrepreneur, opened her eyes and transmigrated to Xiaohetou Village, Ming Dynasty which was not in history. Having a crippled husband, two small skinny children. A thatched house, that seemed to collapse anytime and will leak when it rains. It won’t be easy…

She is a two-faced and fierce hidden ghost doctor, Before crossing, she was despised by everyone and is widely known as a “waste”. The contract of the ancient spirit, The cultivation speed that rivals the gods, She will show everyone just how blind they are. With poisonous powder in her hand, who dares to bully her people! they are looking for death! What Ninth grade medicine pellet? Her adorable pet eats them like a jelly bean. He’s so capricious! He who is always coquettish at her named as the “Night Prince”, everyone thought he was cold and indifferent, but why in her eyes he was so difficult, haunting. “Why are you staring at me like that?” “I wonder when you will become my woman.” A fine needle was pressed against his waist, she laughed “Prince, you keep urging this devil, if this poison really goes in you, you can only be a eunuch in this life!”

He was the cold-blooded prince of the Jin country. Decisive and smart, he had looked down on the world with apathy and disdain. She was his Wang Fei, a person who had saved him in the past, but he wouldn’t even look at her. When the fire raged and death claimed her, it was only then that she realized her existence was nothing but a joke from the beginning. She opened her eyes once more after spending two years as a roaming, vengeful ghost. In this lifetime, Ye Zhen promises that she will be a different person. With a slight smile, she will ruthlessly trample on those who had schemed against her and lied until her demise! Most importantly, she would let him experience the pain of an unrequited love; the bitterness of seeking something you cannot obtain!